New Moon movie makes 250 million+ opening weekend?
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Re: New Moon movie makes 250 million+ opening weekend?
There ARE ways of having ridiculously unkempt hair and still being attractive (see Kyle Dunamis from Tales of Destiny 2...), but Edward Cullen is not one of those cases.
Plus there's this one pic of him that whenever I stare at it for long enough, I burst into laughter at how absurdly stupid he looks.
(And after reading a brief summary of Breaking Dawn, I can safely say that the side characters are MUCH more interesting than the mains... too bad they NEVER get any spotlight. 'course, I had to stop reading it halfway through because GAWD WOMAN, STOP PUTTING IN POINTLESS CHAPTERS FILLED WITH PLOTLESS TEXT.)
Plus there's this one pic of him that whenever I stare at it for long enough, I burst into laughter at how absurdly stupid he looks.
(And after reading a brief summary of Breaking Dawn, I can safely say that the side characters are MUCH more interesting than the mains... too bad they NEVER get any spotlight. 'course, I had to stop reading it halfway through because GAWD WOMAN, STOP PUTTING IN POINTLESS CHAPTERS FILLED WITH PLOTLESS TEXT.)
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I like Edward's hair >_>
But yea, take Edward and Bella out of the story, and you'd greatly improve the series as a whole. Do that, and make the vampires not sparkly god mode Mary Sues, and you'd have a decent book.
But yea, take Edward and Bella out of the story, and you'd greatly improve the series as a whole. Do that, and make the vampires not sparkly god mode Mary Sues, and you'd have a decent book.
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Just out of curiousity; what is about him that makes girls (and guys in some cases) turn into cult fan-girls?AuraTwilight wrote:I like Edward's hair >_>

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Re: New Moon movie makes 250 million+ opening weekend?
1. Don't drink blood.
2. Live in the forest.
3. Sparkle.
That sounds more like faeries than vampires.
2. Live in the forest.
3. Sparkle.
That sounds more like faeries than vampires.
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just thought i'd add a little something to that statementErranty wrote:1. Don't drink blood.
2. Live in the forest.
3. Sparkle.
4. Run away anytime a girl offers to kiss them.
That sounds more like faeries than vampires.

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And this turns girls on?grave robbing adept rogue wrote:just thought i'd add a little something to that statementErranty wrote:1. Don't drink blood.
2. Live in the forest.
3. Sparkle.
4. Run away anytime a girl offers to kiss them.
That sounds more like faeries than vampires.

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Re: New Moon movie makes 250 million+ opening weekend?
Sadly thats how it seems.wave killer wrote:And this turns girls on?grave robbing adept rogue wrote:just thought i'd add a little something to that statementErranty wrote:1. Don't drink blood.
2. Live in the forest.
3. Sparkle.
4. Run away anytime a girl offers to kiss them.
That sounds more like faeries than vampires.

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That might explain why I have such a hard time getting a date. I already don't drink blood, so I should move into the Black Forest, cover myself in glitter, and kiss any girl whose offering.grave robbing adept rogue wrote:Sadly thats how it seems.wave killer wrote:And this turns girls on?

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It's a scary thought: That our generation will be the one known for being into age-old fairies that drink blood and shirtless warewolves.
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If it comes to that, I will deny being in this generation.Sehoxa wrote:It's a scary thought: That our generation will be the one known for being into age-old fairies that drink blood and shirtless warewolves.
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Don't you dare to involve myself into THAT generation! When i was a child vampires used to be vampires and fairies used to be fairies and there was a CLEAR distinction between them both D<!!
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Unfortunatly, that has dissapeared, I'm just sad for future generations to come, never to know about the classic Vampire and Fairy.
Alot of things are changing/ending in our generation o.o Pluto not a planet anymore, the apparent 2012 (this discussion's for another thread :O), and this whole Twilight Fairpire thing <_<.
Alot of things are changing/ending in our generation o.o Pluto not a planet anymore, the apparent 2012 (this discussion's for another thread :O), and this whole Twilight Fairpire thing <_<.
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I second this statement.TheSorrow wrote:Don't you dare to involve myself into THAT generation! When i was a child vampires used to be vampires and fairies used to be fairies and there was a CLEAR distinction between them both D<!!

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And Pluto was a planet. The world has turned into a cruel place.TheSorrow wrote:Don't you dare to involve myself into THAT generation! When i was a child vampires used to be vampires and fairies used to be fairies and there was a CLEAR distinction between them both D<!!
I think we should solve this problem by putting all of "Team Edward" and "Team Jacob" into a room together, and have them duke it out like fighting fish until all of them are gone.
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No, we should force all the Twilight fans into one big theater and have them watch all the vampire movies in history (Queen of the Damned, Daybreakers, Interview with a Vampire) and show that if you go out on a date with a vampire it won't go about like a fairy tale.Azure Knight wrote:And Pluto was a planet. The world has turned into a cruel place.TheSorrow wrote:Don't you dare to involve myself into THAT generation! When i was a child vampires used to be vampires and fairies used to be fairies and there was a CLEAR distinction between them both D<!!
I think we should solve this problem by putting all of "Team Edward" and "Team Jacob" into a room together, and have them duke it out like fighting fish until all of them are gone.

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Don't forget Nosfreatue (I spelt that wrong.)
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But then they **** about how Edward Cullen is better and deny that they are vampires, so the problem isn't solved. I think having them ram into each other until they die is a much better solution.wave killer wrote:No, we should force all the Twilight fans into one big theater and have them watch all the vampire movies in history (Queen of the Damned, Daybreakers, Interview with a Vampire) and show that if you go out on a date with a vampire it won't go about like a fairy tale.Azure Knight wrote:And Pluto was a planet. The world has turned into a cruel place.TheSorrow wrote:Don't you dare to involve myself into THAT generation! When i was a child vampires used to be vampires and fairies used to be fairies and there was a CLEAR distinction between them both D<!!
I think we should solve this problem by putting all of "Team Edward" and "Team Jacob" into a room together, and have them duke it out like fighting fish until all of them are gone.
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Oh yeah, I forgot: most teenagers can't understand the meaning of the words "common sense".
Okay, let them kill each other.
Okay, let them kill each other.

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If the majority of teenagers understood common sense, they wouldn't waste 5 minutes texting something they could easily call and say in 5 seconds.
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The only time where this argument is void is in the middle of class.Sehoxa wrote:If the majority of teenagers understood common sense, they wouldn't waste 5 minutes texting something they could easily call and say in 5 seconds.
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