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Granted, but it's not rape if you want it, so you technically never get raped. Then you die of Syphilis.

I wish Kyero made that wish instead of Theo, because Theo is pretty non-f*cktarded and nothing would make me happier than Kyero dying of an STD while a BEING A VIRGIN. It's the best of both worlds for me.

FallenDragon wrote:Granted, but it turns out they were men who had a sex change >=D

I wish the weather wouldn't be so hot here >__>;; (I'm dying....)

hey, it works if they were physcalliy attractive

Granted, but he doesn't die of the syphillis

I wish ...for money

AuraTwilight wrote:Granted, but it's not rape if you want it, so you technically never get raped. Then you die of Syphilis.

I wish Kyero made that wish instead of Theo, because Theo is pretty non-f*cktarded and nothing would make me happier than Kyero dying of an STD while a BEING A VIRGIN. It's the best of both worlds for me.

I sense some great hostility from you towards me. ⌐_⌐'' Do you hate me?

Granted, now your pockets are full of golden coins, which are really chocolate pieces shaped like coins.

I wish for a new iPod.

granted... but you forget everything else.. including how to breathe...


I wish that I didn't need to eat, sleep, breathe or do anything except sleep...

Granted, you soon get the Rip Van Winkle effect except you can never awake.

I wish I had something to eat.

Granted, here's your tasty rock!

I wish I wasnt bored.

Granted, but they are random soungs of farts composed to make songs.

I wish to be eternal.

Granted, you are now the eternal douchebag.

I wish for everyone on this board to drop dead.

Granted but they will come back as zombies and eat your brains.

I wish I had a cat.

Granted, but it has a virus that formats your HDD the first time u open it.

I wish the Oceans were made of strawberry jelly!

Granted, but you become highly allergic from it and dies horriblely.

I wish for more time to sleep before going to work.

Granted but the phat music makes you become fat.

I wish for a pair of glasses...

Granted, you now have a pair of pre own Hubert Farnsworth glasses.


I wish I was on cloud nine.

Granted! But a cloud couldn't possible support your wieght and you crash into the earth and die! Oh joy!

I wish I could control the elements.

granted, but they think you're retarded and go ninja on your ass.

I wish to be the perfect archer (the insane "hitting targets moving at light-speed in the thickest, largest jungle in the world from over a hundred kilometres away" kind of archer ¬_¬..)