I'm hacking your data drain!

[Haseo{Terror of Death}]

Wants to eat fetus of said lovechild

[shugo_lover]

Is AT's love child

[Haseo{Terror of Death}]

Is AT's love child

*tears of joy*

Doesn't know how badly that hack failed

[Altre]

^^Doesn't know what .Hack character he would be.

[twilight_keeper]

Forgot what button the rengeki trigger was

[TheSorrow]

^Forgot that there was a Rengeki trigger in GU

[Gemcrim]

^ Forgot all about .hack and is now reintroduced to the series, their first experience is now .hack//Link

[Haseo{Terror of Death}]

Enjoys Link more than any other .hack franchise o.o

[twilight_keeper]

Only plays the .hack card game as exposure to .hack

[Gemcrim]

^ Confuses everyone by playing with Pokemon, Digimon, Magic, and Yugioh cards all in the same deck.

[twilight_keeper]

But that's true....

[TheSorrow]

I've also played with all kinds of TCG cards at the same time, and it's fun >3>'

^Lost a heel while going shopping, but didn't pick it up because he wasn't wearing panties

[twilight_keeper]

Always with these... but yeah, TCG crossovers FTW!

Launched his Dragon Knight using his Catapault Tortoise to destroy the castle's floating ring, causing it crash down up the monsters below

[Gemcrim]

^ The monsters below were playing with his missing panties.

[twilight_keeper]

Doused them in gasoline and let 'em on fire

[Haseo{Terror of Death}]

^Still calls Spell Cards(YGO) Magic cards O=

[Azure Knight]

^Assaults random people in public, screaming "YOU ACTIVATED MY TRAP CARD!!!"

[TheSorrow]

^Believes Santa Claus can exist, because we can calculate him with a laplacian derivate

[Azure Knight]

^ Tried to figure out Santa's molecular composition by examining a Christmas present he got when he was 5.

[Haseo{Terror of Death}]

Didn't know Christmas existed till he was 11, and his parents exploited it to save money by not buying him presents.