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Posted: **Sat Jan 16, 2010 9:46 pm**

Is aware of my lack of house cat knowledge due to my excessive amount of stray cat knowledge

Posted: **Sat Jan 16, 2010 10:21 pm**

^ Gets high off of catnip every night.

Posted: **Sat Jan 16, 2010 10:36 pm**

I WAS DENIED IT AS A CHILD!

*coughcough* AHEM!

Steals picnic baskets

Posted: **Sat Jan 16, 2010 10:45 pm**

^ Tried to visit Jellystone and got lost.

Posted: **Sat Jan 16, 2010 11:46 pm**

^Pretends to be jack sparrow and runs around in stores yelling. "Stop blowing holes in my ship!"

Posted: **Sun Jan 17, 2010 12:30 am**

^ Video tapes me singing "I've got a jar of diiirt!"

Posted: **Sun Jan 17, 2010 1:15 am**

^Is one of the Those Who Came Before

Posted: **Sun Jan 17, 2010 1:18 am**

^ Has an uncle that makes references to Nintendo games.

Posted: **Sun Jan 17, 2010 1:41 am**

^Always stares to blank spaces and refers to a "Patrick", because he knows that one Patrick will see that memory sometime in the future.

Posted: **Sun Jan 17, 2010 1:51 am**

^ Is a Squidward that came before.

Posted: **Mon Jan 18, 2010 9:49 pm**

^ Is telling the truth.

Posted: **Mon Jan 18, 2010 9:59 pm**

^ CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!

Posted: **Mon Jan 18, 2010 9:59 pm**

^Fully understood the truth the moment he cleaned his nose with a certain golden fleece

Posted: **Mon Jan 18, 2010 10:02 pm**

^ Thinks he's Eve.

Posted: **Wed Jan 20, 2010 11:05 am**

^ Thinks he knows how to pilot giant mechs. IN SPACE.

Posted: **Wed Jan 20, 2010 12:52 pm**

^Will never admit that the time he piloted a Gurren Lagann in space was all a dream.

Posted: **Wed Jan 20, 2010 8:25 pm**

Will never admit that the first time he powered up a Mech it fell apart bolt by bolt

Posted: **Thu Jan 21, 2010 8:40 pm**

Will never admit to his obsession with the Jonas Brothers.

Posted: **Fri Jan 22, 2010 12:11 pm**

Would never say that someone was about to Jump onto White Base.

Posted: **Fri Jan 22, 2010 2:50 pm**

^Wants to have a child with Piros

I'm hacking your data drain!