OhEmGee - Haseo X Azure Kite?!?!

Aiseki · Post by **Aiseki** » Sun Feb 04, 2007 6:30 pm

CalistoDivinity wrote:FEAST YOUR EYES ON THIS HORRIBLE DISPLAY OF GAY.

Lol, MALE-PREGNANCY. D:
Seriously.
If you watch me at DeviantArt, you've already seen this. =D

However,
Male pregnancy scares me.
With its...biological impossible-ness and...BUTT-BABIES.
WTF, MAN.
however,
I sometimes find it funny.
And thus this spawned, in about 30 minutes.
HAW.

I'm off now.

Azure Kite should have used a condom D: But now we get baby Azure Haseos! Yay!

CalistoDivinity · Post by **CalistoDivinity** » Sun Feb 04, 2007 6:42 pm

I feel bad for the kid, who knows what parenting tools Haseo will use.

Rofl, Azure Haseos! 8D

AuraTwilight · Post by **AuraTwilight** » Sun Feb 04, 2007 7:07 pm

So how were the violent moodswings and vomitting up every morning?

I bet it was fantastic.

I got an abortion before any of that started happening, thank god. Yea, I'm still technically a virgin too, since I inseminated myself. We had to abort only because there was no way to get the kid out without some serious surgery.

A shame, too. My kid would've one-upped Jesus.

"OH YEA? Well my mom was not only a virgin, but she also had a DICK and was able to perform almost all of your miracles. Suck it."

Then Jesus would cry like an emo and suck it. Suck it dry.

I feel bad for the kid, who knows what parenting tools Haseo will use.

"Behave or Daddy will come home tonight and turn you into an Unreturner."

Tri-Edge will be the kid's Boogeyman, and Aura will be the Tooth Fairy.

Okami · Post by **Okami** » Sun Feb 04, 2007 8:24 pm

My eyes! Haseo is pregnant! It means Kite was the dominant one! I thought it was the other way around. Oh well. Still adorable.

Aiseki · Post by **Aiseki** » Sun Feb 04, 2007 10:56 pm

Okami wrote:My eyes! Haseo is pregnant! It means Kite was the dominant one! I thought it was the other way around. Oh well. Still adorable.

I think they take turns on who's the seme and who's the uke. Haseo just happened to be the uke here and got M-Pregged.

auratwilight wrote:I got an abortion before any of that started happening, thank god. Yea, I'm still technically a virgin too, since I inseminated myself. We had to abort only because there was no way to get the kid out without some serious surgery.

A shame, too. My kid would've one-upped Jesus.

"OH YEA? Well my mom was not only a virgin, but she also had a DICK and was able to perform almost all of your miracles. Suck it."

Then Jesus would cry like an emo and suck it. Suck it dry.

Seriously? How is that possible? o.o

Oh well. That really is too bad. It would have been funny to see someone pwn Jesus XD

AuraTwilight · Post by **AuraTwilight** » Sun Feb 04, 2007 11:18 pm

Seriously? How is that possible? o.o

I'm an intersexual. I have neither a vagina or a penis, but on the inside I have a womb and gonads. Thus, it's possible for me to accidently inseminate myself and become pregnant.

It probably would've been an inbred retard baby anyway.

CalistoDivinity · Post by **CalistoDivinity** » Sun Feb 04, 2007 11:56 pm

AuraTwilight wrote:
Seriously? How is that possible? o.o
I'm an intersexual. I have neither a vagina or a *****, but on the inside I have a womb and gonads. Thus, it's possible for me to accidently inseminate myself and become pregnant.

It probably would've been an inbred retard baby anyway.

Ah, I see.

Or it could have become a force even greater than Jesus. Possibly finding a cure for stupidity---oh wait.

Not even God can do that. ):

Aiseki · Post by **Aiseki** » Mon Feb 05, 2007 7:54 am

AuraTwilight wrote:
Seriously? How is that possible? o.o
I'm an intersexual. I have neither a vagina or a *****, but on the inside I have a womb and gonads. Thus, it's possible for me to accidently inseminate myself and become pregnant.

It probably would've been an inbred retard baby anyway.

Oh. I didn't think it was possible for an intersexual to impregnate themself though. o.o

Sheraton · Post by **Sheraton** » Mon Feb 05, 2007 9:29 am

Sorry out of topic again but...
After knowing that the wedding event did not include the male characters (except en sama)... I thought the fans will make it come true sooner or later.. LOL!

*Couldn't stop laughing.. ouch side hurts...*

The Azure Wind · Post by **The Azure Wind** » Mon Feb 05, 2007 9:40 am

To CalistoDivinity

Ohhh My Gawd

Sheraton wrote:

*Couldn't stop laughing.. ouch side hurts...*

That sweet love it kuhn in a dress haha

Aiseki · Post by **Aiseki** » Mon Feb 05, 2007 5:27 pm

Sheraton wrote:Sorry out of topic again but...
After knowing that the wedding event did not include the male characters (except en sama)... I thought the fans will make it come true sooner or later.. LOL!

*Couldn't stop laughing.. ouch side hurts...*

This is so full of gay. Yatta in a dress is kinda creepy XD But funny. Haseo has such a pretty pink wedding dress :3

Shirosaki · Post by **Shirosaki** » Mon Feb 05, 2007 7:25 pm

Aiseki wrote:
Sheraton wrote:Sorry out of topic again but...
After knowing that the wedding event did not include the male characters (except en sama)... I thought the fans will make it come true sooner or later.. LOL!

*Couldn't stop laughing.. ouch side hurts...*
This is so full of gay. Yatta in a dress is kinda creepy XD But funny. Haseo has such a pretty pink wedding dress :3

Worse than that is that he´s marrying 6(or 7) men at the same time.... this don´t happen in any part of this world...

Aiseki · Post by **Aiseki** » Mon Feb 05, 2007 10:40 pm

It should have happened. D:<

Hack Fan1 · Post by **Hack Fan1** » Thu Feb 08, 2007 9:56 am

That's weird!!

Fallen Guardion · Post by **Fallen Guardion** » Thu Feb 08, 2007 10:41 am

Is it just me, or does Keyaki look "Absolutely Thrilled"? LOL!

Ah, priceless.

Okami · Post by **Okami** » Thu Feb 08, 2007 11:04 am

Oh wow. Zelkova in a wedding dress for the win. Not to mention all of them look good in a wedding dress. Surprising enough they found one in Ovan size.

Vahn Staffear · Post by **Vahn Staffear** » Thu Feb 08, 2007 11:32 am

Fallen Guardion wrote:Is it just me, or does Keyaki look "Absolutely Thrilled"? LOL!

Ah, priceless.

He's always like that! lol =0

Osamu · Post by **Osamu** » Thu Feb 08, 2007 4:39 pm

Sheraton wrote:
.. ouch side hurts...*

O_O. And I thought Yata-Maid was bad O_O

Aiseki · Post by **Aiseki** » Thu Feb 08, 2007 10:11 pm

Is it just me, or does Bo look like Hikaru from Hikaru no Go?

ME · Post by ME » Thu Feb 08, 2007 10:22 pm

Aiseki wrote:Is it just me, or does Bo look like Hikaru from Hikaru no Go?

minus the black hair of course.