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haseoxth wrote:

Vahn Staffear wrote:From gamefaqs forum

credit from DragonUser84


*When looking for AIDA with Pi, Haseo encounters a chest...*
*Haseo, like he normally does, kicks it...*
Haseo: *Chest doesn't open, and Haseo stands on one leg and holds his foot.* (O_O) ******* OW!!!
Pi: Noob...
*Haseo then pulls out his twin blades and unleashes a full combo on the chest, which does nothing...*
Pi: You're not really good at this, are you?
Haseo: ARGH!!! DAMN CHEST!!! C'mon Skeith... C'mon... SSSSSSKEEEEEEEEEEIIIIITH!!!
*Haseo goes into Avatar form, pulls out his scythe, and rushes towards the chest and slashes at the last second...*
*SLASH!!!*
................ SHATTER!!!
*Haseo, in Avatar form, looks at his now-broken scythe and tosses it behind him.
Pi: You really suck at this, don't you?
*Haseo, now quite enraged, charges up Data Drain and fires it at the chest...*
*Which then ricochets back at Skeith...*
Haseo: GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!
Pi: You know, I'm embarassed to be in the same AREA as you.
Haseo: *Who changes back into normal from.* Oh yeah, well I'd like to see YOU try it!
*Pi kicks the chest, which then turns towards her and reveals that it's a trapped chest.*
Haseo: *With his eyes closed.* Ha! Now whatcha gonna do?
*Pi, who had already kicked the chest again to aim the arrows at Haseo, simply watches them fly into him.
Haseo: AUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH!!!
Pi: Oh, look Haseo! It's a Health Potion!
Haseo: What kind of sadistic ******* put that there?!
*Ovan, who was watching the whole thing, sneaks off while giggling like some kind of schoolgirl...*

he has many trapped chest like that in his container...and a monkey and some sandwhiches....

haseoxth wrote:Yup....
Ovan:*takes a sandwhich out of the container and takes a bite*WHAT?!?!?THIS IS SWISS!!!!*opens the container and takes out a whip,and starts whipping the monkey*I ASKED FOR SWISS!!!THIS IS AMERICAN CHEESE!!!!
monkey:...you know what...F*** THIS!!!!CUBIAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!
*the monkey data drains ovan and thats the end of it...haseo is disappoin t and goes to Ovans funeral and shoots him in the head*
HAseo:TAKE THAT ****!!!!!


(maybe i am a parrot with anger issues....)

Vahn Staffear wrote:

haseoxth wrote:Yup....
Ovan:*takes a sandwhich out of the container and takes a bite*WHAT?!?!?THIS IS SWISS!!!!*opens the container and takes out a whip,and starts whipping the monkey*I ASKED FOR SWISS!!!THIS IS AMERICAN CHEESE!!!!
monkey:...you know what...F*** THIS!!!!CUBIAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!
*the monkey data drains ovan and thats the end of it...haseo is disappoin t and goes to Ovans funeral and shoots him in the head*
HAseo:TAKE THAT ****!!!!!


(maybe i am a parrot with anger issues....)

*by useing his avatar Ovan is reborn a a vagrant AI*
Ovan:You look strong enough now, Haseo lets go kill Cubia and save Shino.
Haseo:Oh Now you wanna go save Shino

haseoxth wrote:

Vahn Staffear wrote:

haseoxth wrote:Yup....
Ovan:*takes a sandwhich out of the container and takes a bite*WHAT?!?!?THIS IS SWISS!!!!*opens the container and takes out a whip,and starts whipping the monkey*I ASKED FOR SWISS!!!THIS IS AMERICAN CHEESE!!!!
monkey:...you know what...F*** THIS!!!!CUBIAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!
*the monkey data drains ovan and thats the end of it...haseo is disappoin t and goes to Ovans funeral and shoots him in the head*
HAseo:TAKE THAT ****!!!!!


(maybe i am a parrot with anger issues....)

*by useing his avatar Ovan is reborn a a vagrant AI*
Ovan:You look strong enough now, Haseo lets go kill Cubia and save Shino.
Haseo:Oh Now you wanna go save Shino

continuing

Ovan:yes...i want to save shino...because i want my revenge on that damn monkey!!!
Haseo:O_O...mon...key...
Ovan:yes...i had a monkey forcefully make sandwhiches for me...didnt think he was cubia....
Haseo:Cubias...a..monkey?
Ovan:is there a problem with that?
Haseo:yes there is....
Ovan:WHat?
Haseo:I..Love..MONKEYS!!THEYRE JUST SO ADORABLE!!!!I CAN HARM ONE!!!!>.<
Ovan:O_O...oh...shi#