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Re: New Moon movie makes 250 million+ opening weekend?
Posted: Tue Nov 24, 2009 2:02 pm
by Advent_Winter
AuraTwilight wrote:I have to say Edward "protecting" Bella was the best part of the movie by far (aside from watching shirtless men wrestle each other).
"Rawr I'm a crazy vampire gimme your blood!" "Oh my god, Edward help!" "Bella, I'll save you!" So he like.....punches Bella in the face and she flies out of the vampire's way....into a bunch of porcelain and glass and **** and gets super cut up. Best boyfriend ever, you got there, Bella.
Apart from that, I thought Edward knew how to fight. Guess I was wrong.
*Happily remembers the scenes of Edward getting mauled by his own subordinates.*
Re: New Moon movie makes 250 million+ opening weekend?
Posted: Tue Nov 24, 2009 2:22 pm
by GyppyGirl2021
AuraTwilight wrote:I have to say Edward "protecting" Bella was the best part of the movie by far (aside from watching shirtless men wrestle each other).
"Rawr I'm a crazy vampire gimme your blood!" "Oh my god, Edward help!" "Bella, I'll save you!" So he like.....punches Bella in the face and she flies out of the vampire's way....into a bunch of porcelain and glass and **** and gets super cut up. Best boyfriend ever, you got there, Bella.
Come to think of it, is that really any worse than
Haseo attacking Atoli to remove the AIDA from her?
Re: New Moon movie makes 250 million+ opening weekend?
Posted: Tue Nov 24, 2009 5:59 pm
by TheSorrow
GyppyGirl2021 wrote:AuraTwilight wrote:I have to say Edward "protecting" Bella was the best part of the movie by far (aside from watching shirtless men wrestle each other).
"Rawr I'm a crazy vampire gimme your blood!" "Oh my god, Edward help!" "Bella, I'll save you!" So he like.....punches Bella in the face and she flies out of the vampire's way....into a bunch of porcelain and glass and **** and gets super cut up. Best boyfriend ever, you got there, Bella.
Come to think of it, is that really any worse than
Haseo attacking Atoli to remove the AIDA from her?
Alot worse.
Re: New Moon movie makes 250 million+ opening weekend?
Posted: Tue Nov 24, 2009 8:58 pm
by shugo_lover
I miss the good old days when vampires burst into flames, not sparkled. Edward isnt even that attractive looking either.
Re: New Moon movie makes 250 million+ opening weekend?
Posted: Tue Nov 24, 2009 9:03 pm
by GyppyGirl2021
shugo_lover wrote:Edward isnt even that attractive looking either.
Are you kidding? He's uglier than the lovechild of Marlo and Piros.
Re: New Moon movie makes 250 million+ opening weekend?
Posted: Tue Nov 24, 2009 9:08 pm
by shugo_lover
GyppyGirl2021 wrote:shugo_lover wrote:Edward isnt even that attractive looking either.
Are you kidding? He's uglier than the lovechild of Marlo and Piros.
Sad truth. My friend is obsessed and it like wtf? you have got to be kiding.
Re: New Moon movie makes 250 million+ opening weekend?
Posted: Tue Nov 24, 2009 9:25 pm
by GyppyGirl2021
I don't see how ANYONE could find Edward Cullen even remotely attractive.
Then again, I guess I'm just basking in my little corner of Haseo fangirlism... don't look at me like that he's a better character.
Re: New Moon movie makes 250 million+ opening weekend?
Posted: Tue Nov 24, 2009 9:29 pm
by shugo_lover
Hey haseo is pretty cute. To even try and compair Edward to him is a fail just no. Eltardo needs to die!
Re: New Moon movie makes 250 million+ opening weekend?
Posted: Tue Nov 24, 2009 9:30 pm
by GyppyGirl2021
I don't think there is another character named Edward that is less attractive than Edward Cullen in some way or another.
And yes, Haseo is adorable. And sexeh. But let's leave that out of this thread, shall we?
Re: New Moon movie makes 250 million+ opening weekend?
Posted: Tue Nov 24, 2009 9:44 pm
by shugo_lover
Edward cullan tarnishes the name edward tis very sad.
Re: New Moon movie makes 250 million+ opening weekend?
Posted: Tue Nov 24, 2009 9:45 pm
by GyppyGirl2021
Not only is he ugly, abusive, flat and sparkly, but he's also a Gary Stu. Lovely.
Re: New Moon movie makes 250 million+ opening weekend?
Posted: Tue Nov 24, 2009 11:40 pm
by Advent_Winter
I will admit that his sister Alice caught my eye.
Re: New Moon movie makes 250 million+ opening weekend?
Posted: Wed Nov 25, 2009 12:26 am
by Azure Knight
Advent_Winter wrote:I will admit that his sister Alice caught my eye.
It's a trap!
Re: New Moon movie makes 250 million+ opening weekend?
Posted: Wed Nov 25, 2009 10:02 pm
by grave robbing adept rogue
i hate the commercials worse than the movie, the commercials make it look good but i know it lies... it always lies...
if i ate Edward would i have sparkling crap?
Re: New Moon movie makes 250 million+ opening weekend?
Posted: Wed Nov 25, 2009 10:06 pm
by shugo_lover
grave robbing adept rogue wrote:i hate the commercials worse than the movie, the commercials make it look good but i know it lies... it always lies...
Wha..wha..whats wrong with cake? Its not like you secrately find out some one stuck poisen in it. >.< only yeah its pry true you litrially die while watching the movie.
Re: New Moon movie makes 250 million+ opening weekend?
Posted: Wed Nov 25, 2009 10:09 pm
by grave robbing adept rogue
shugo_lover wrote:grave robbing adept rogue wrote:i hate the commercials worse than the movie, the commercials make it look good but i know it lies... it always lies...
Wha..wha..whats wrong with cake? Its not like you secrately find out some one stuck poisen in it. >.< only yeah its pry true you litrially die while watching the movie.
ehhhehheheheeeeeeemmmmmmm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nd6RhzsO5js
theres you poison, you wish it was a lie.
Re: New Moon movie makes 250 million+ opening weekend?
Posted: Wed Nov 25, 2009 10:15 pm
by shugo_lover
What the crap? Thats sorta freaky...Ugg I can never look at cake the same way again!!!!
Re: New Moon movie makes 250 million+ opening weekend?
Posted: Thu Nov 26, 2009 11:11 am
by AuraTwilight
GyppyGirl2021 wrote:AuraTwilight wrote:I have to say Edward "protecting" Bella was the best part of the movie by far (aside from watching shirtless men wrestle each other).
"Rawr I'm a crazy vampire gimme your blood!" "Oh my god, Edward help!" "Bella, I'll save you!" So he like.....punches Bella in the face and she flies out of the vampire's way....into a bunch of porcelain and glass and **** and gets super cut up. Best boyfriend ever, you got there, Bella.
Come to think of it, is that really any worse than
Haseo attacking Atoli to remove the AIDA from her?
Atleast with Haseo attacking Atoli, she felt no pain and there was literally no other way to save her. The books have Bella just trip in the nick of time and get out unharmed, so Edward was just being a dick.
I don't see how ANYONE could find Edward Cullen even remotely attractive.
Hey now, Robert Pattinson is one sexy piece of man meat. To his credit, it's okay to like him because he hates Twilight and is only doing it for the money, and has gone on record as saying that when he plays Edward, he imagines this whiny, snotty, fish-faced douuche.
Re: New Moon movie makes 250 million+ opening weekend?
Posted: Thu Nov 26, 2009 9:43 pm
by wave killer
shugo_lover wrote:I miss the good old days when vampires burst into flames, not sparkled. Edward isnt even that attractive looking either.
Don't worry, Daybreakers promises to return vampires back to their original greatness. And I agree about Edward. Whenever I see Robert Pattinson I instantly think that
he was the boy raised by wolves. (And his hairstyle hasn't changed since he was found)
Re: New Moon movie makes 250 million+ opening weekend?
Posted: Fri Nov 27, 2009 12:45 am
by shugo_lover
wave killer wrote:shugo_lover wrote:I miss the good old days when vampires burst into flames, not sparkled. Edward isnt even that attractive looking either.
Don't worry, Daybreakers promises to return vampires back to their original greatness. And I agree about Edward. Whenever I see Robert Pattinson I instantly think that
he was the boy raised by wolves. (And his hairstyle hasn't changed since he was found)
Its one of those havent you ever heard of a hair brush?