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Re: If I was God

Posted: Mon Jun 15, 2009 8:20 pm
by {Fabled Hero}
If AT was god...i would then become an aetheist, screw that i would become a Satanist..no longer believing in religion, because i know that the one that is there to worship does not have anything to offer me but pain and frustration..So why do that when i can rebel...and say F*ck you at the same time...sounds like a good plan to me...what do you think?

Re: If I was God

Posted: Mon Jun 15, 2009 8:31 pm
by _Tri-edge_
{Fabled Hero} wrote:If AT was god...i would then become an aetheist, screw that i would become a Satanist..no longer believing in religion, because i know that the one that is there to worship does not have anything to offer me but pain and frustration..So why do that when i can rebel...and say F*ck you at the same time...sounds like a good plan to me...what do you think?
You've got balls. I'll tell ya that. Too bad you'll regret it later...

Re: If I was God

Posted: Tue Jun 16, 2009 12:58 pm
by AuraTwilight
We've already tried figuring out AT's gender, and it still ends up in one big "?" mark. Besides, Gods don't necessarily have to have a gender.
I've told you people multiple times, I'm a hermaphrodite. Take my pants down and you'll see a penis and a vagina right next to each other. I call it my Mangina. S'pretty cool.
If AT was god...i would then become an aetheist, screw that i would become a Satanist..no longer believing in religion, because i know that the one that is there to worship does not have anything to offer me but pain and frustration..So why do that when i can rebel...and say F*ck you at the same time...sounds like a good plan to me...what do you think?
Wow. You have balls. Of course, you can't actually rebel since, 1) I'm not asking anyone to worship me, and 2) My only rule is to basically do whatever you want, since my powers are keeping people from infringing on each other's rights. By pretending to rebel, you're really just doing exactly what I want you to do, and thus you're still an AT-ist. You're my most faithful worshipper, Fabeled Hero. <3

Though I'm still going to use my godly might to abort your parents backwards through time so you're never even conceived.

Re: If I was God

Posted: Tue Jun 16, 2009 1:42 pm
by _Tri-edge_
AuraTwilight wrote:I've told you people multiple times, I'm a hermaphrodite. Take my pants down and you'll see a penis and a vagina right next to each other. I call it my Mangina. S'pretty cool.

May I...See it? :shock:

Re: If I was God

Posted: Tue Jun 16, 2009 3:04 pm
by grave robbing adept rogue
AuraTwilight wrote:
I've told you people multiple times, I'm a hermaphrodite. Take my pants down and you'll see a penis and a vagina right next to each other. I call it my Mangina. S'pretty cool.

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Re: If I was God

Posted: Tue Jun 16, 2009 8:50 pm
by Mirus
If AT were God

I think I might not exsist?

Fun thread

<3 To the world

Re: If I was God

Posted: Wed Jun 17, 2009 1:36 pm
by AuraTwilight
_Tri-edge_ wrote:
AuraTwilight wrote:I've told you people multiple times, I'm a hermaphrodite. Take my pants down and you'll see a penis and a vagina right next to each other. I call it my Mangina. S'pretty cool.

May I...See it? :shock:
I get that a lot. The answer is always no for your own safety, as I'm pretty sure it's glorious awesomeness will fry pitiful mortals who gaze upon it.

Re: If I was God

Posted: Wed Jun 17, 2009 1:39 pm
by _Tri-edge_
AuraTwilight wrote:I get that a lot. The answer is always no for your own safety, as I'm pretty sure it's glorious awesomeness will fry pitiful mortals who gaze upon it.
Thank you for caring, but if death is the result of seeing such an awesome enity from nature, then so be it. Besides, my brain is more durable than you think.

Re: If I was God

Posted: Wed Jun 17, 2009 9:57 pm
by Zilabus
AuraTwilight wrote:
_Tri-edge_ wrote:
AuraTwilight wrote:I've told you people multiple times, I'm a hermaphrodite. Take my pants down and you'll see a penis and a vagina right next to each other. I call it my Mangina. S'pretty cool.

May I...See it? :shock:
I get that a lot. The answer is always no for your own safety, as I'm pretty sure it's glorious awesomeness will fry pitiful mortals who gaze upon it.

IT"S LIKE HAVING MR. T AND CHUCK NORRIS RIGHT NEXT TO EACHOTHER. IN YOUR PANTS! YAY!

Re: If I was God

Posted: Wed Jun 17, 2009 10:52 pm
by TheSorrow
IT"S LIKE HAVING MR. T AND CHUCK NORRIS RIGHT NEXT TO EACHOTHER. IN YOUR PANTS! YAY!
LOL!
I must see myself too if it's like that XD Even though it's basicly asking for showing your genitals :P

Re: If I was God

Posted: Wed Jun 17, 2009 11:22 pm
by Zilabus
TheSorrow wrote:
IT"S LIKE HAVING MR. T AND CHUCK NORRIS RIGHT NEXT TO EACHOTHER. IN YOUR PANTS! YAY!
LOL!
I must see myself too if it's like that XD Even though it's basicly asking for showing your genitals :P
I'm sure they duke it out for supremacy over your crotch region nightly.

Re: If I was God

Posted: Thu Jun 18, 2009 12:40 pm
by AuraTwilight
Alright, fine, here it is:

http://i43.tinypic.com/20kufy8.jpg

My mangina defies three-dimensional Euclidean space, so my camera warped the image to the closest thing the human mind can comprehend.

Re: If I was God

Posted: Thu Jun 18, 2009 12:44 pm
by TheSorrow
...No wonder i never passed Euclidean Geometry D8

Re: If I was God

Posted: Thu Jun 18, 2009 1:00 pm
by _Tri-edge_
My god....It's beautiful. :D Your boyfriend is a lucky man.

Re: If I was God

Posted: Fri Jun 19, 2009 4:20 am
by iuliathe3rd
How did this turn into a discussion about AT's genitals? >_>

Re: If I was God

Posted: Fri Jun 19, 2009 10:48 am
by Zilabus
Anime Monkey wrote:How did this turn into a discussion about AT's genitals? >_>
Well, someone figured if he's God, he's Jesus. His own son, with himself. That makes him a tranny. It's just basic thermodynamics.

Re: If I was God

Posted: Fri Jun 19, 2009 3:37 pm
by AuraTwilight
Anime Monkey wrote:How did this turn into a discussion about AT's genitals? >_>
Better question: Why did it take this long to get to my genitals?

Re: If I was God

Posted: Sat Jun 20, 2009 11:23 am
by Mirus
Because some people are scared of them


<3 really

Re: If I was God

Posted: Sat Jun 20, 2009 5:38 pm
by TheSorrow
I'm not.

I can't be scared of what i'm ignorant of, after all o3o

Re: If I was God

Posted: Sat Jun 20, 2009 7:15 pm
by nobodyknows
I think I missed out on a lot. *going over last page*

ahh.. so that's the truth about AT.. *oggles pic*