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Granted, but its seasonings are deadly to humans!

I wish for the end of days!

Granted, your day ends at 12:05 A.M. where you'll find yourself in a box 6ft under.

I wish Jessica Alba was my wife.

Granted. But every time you try to touch her, fan boys come and run you over.

I wish that everyone was superheroes.

Granted, but seeing you made the wish your only one without superpowers.

I wish I was in a world away from reality where anything can happen.

Granted. But since you're in a world where anything can happen, you're beaten up 20 times by a gang that includes; an elephant, hippo, and George Lopez.

I wish that I can hypnotize people to my will.

Granted, in doing so all of your subjects become infuriously enrage and mawl you to scraps.

I wish CC Corp. was real and came out with actual systems for us to use.

Granted, but then your PC gets the Deadly Flash virus, you have a seizure, then die.

I wish the universe would implode.

Granted, except for at that moment you've become immortal and drift around in nothingness and continuously die every waking second with no ret.

I wish I could go home early today from work.

Granted, you skip work to go home, so you get fired. You can't get another job in time, so you end up penniless in homeless, whereupon you become a hobo, and thus no longer human. Your undead husk has it's head blown off so the virus can no longer abuse the sanctity of your body.

I wish for this thread to be locked.

Granted, though someone will com up with another pointless game for others to enjoy at their own expense.

I wish I could think of a wish to actually wish upon so that I can make a wish.

Granted.. but you die before the star appears.

I wish for nothing for I need nothing.

And in return you get something that you dislike greatly.

I wish for a better economy.

you get it but god thought you added "Don't" to the equation, therefore the economy stays as bad as it always has been.

I wish for corruption 0_o....

Your wish makes a fart sound and nothing happens, your already corrupted enough.

I wish for a better and more meaningfull that's outside this existance of the one I have now.

Granted, but you gotta live it as an old man who can't do much.

I wish for better .hack//G.U. yaoi fanfics.

ShinoBee wrote:Granted, but you gotta live it as an old man who can't do much.

I wish for better .hack//G.U. yaoi fanfics.

Granted. You soon read them all grow bored of all yaoi fan-fics and realize that you have nothing else to do in your life.

I wish I could go see Dark Knight on opening day.

your wish is granted but it ends up being a bollocks movie and you wonder why you even bothered.

I wish for fish

Granted, but it turns out they were men who had a sex change >=D

I wish the weather wouldn't be so hot here >__>;; (I'm dying....)

Granted, your weather was swoped with Florida's current weather, rainy and on the verge on a hurricane.

I wish Jessica Alba raped me when I was under the influence.