.hack//GU//Outakes! (Warning: Potential Spoilers.)

Multi-edge · Post by **Multi-edge** » Fri Jan 05, 2007 9:26 pm

My greatest foe. GET BACK HERE CROW!*disappears after Crow*

We need an RP for this.

haseoxth · Post by **haseoxth** » Fri Jan 05, 2007 9:28 pm

Multi-edge wrote:My greatest foe. GET BACK HERE CROW!*disappears after Crow*

We need an RP for this.

somebody go to the RP sectiona dn make a thread...

Multi-edge · Post by **Multi-edge** » Fri Jan 05, 2007 9:30 pm

Made it.

Vahn Staffear · Post by **Vahn Staffear** » Fri Jan 05, 2007 9:31 pm

haseoxth wrote:
Vahn Staffear wrote:
haseoxth wrote:
Vahn Staffear wrote:Dr. Stiles watches from a distance all that work wasted oh well, Angie Time for our operation.

Angie:But thats the third time today.

Dr.Sites: Now!!!

*They go in to a vacent bathroom, comeing out 7mins later*

Dr. Sites: Now I feel much better.
O_O....ok...
heheheheheh...Sites rules!
Wait...7 minutes...thats all?damn...talk about a minute man....

Yeah the doujin was shorter

Azure crow · Post by **Azure crow** » Fri Jan 05, 2007 9:32 pm

multi edge wrote:

My greatest foe. GET BACK HERE CROW!*disappears after Crow

it's done,just look for it,come and get me.it's in the role playing section

Kouen · Post by **Kouen** » Sat Jan 06, 2007 2:17 am

Take the off-topic posts to PMs or MSN convos. -_-.

Anyways, here's a tiny outtake.
YowKow: Shut up you stupid telephone pole!
Tenrawr: Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring, BANANA PHONE!
YowKow: -beats up Tenrawr-

awkward_confusion · Post by **awkward_confusion** » Sat Jan 06, 2007 2:42 am

YowKow: Shut up you stupid telephone pole!
Tenrawr: Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring, BANANA PHONE!
YowKow: -beats up Tenrawr-

YowKow has it hard enough with Endrance stealing everything from her:

Taihaku: Sorry YowKow; Endrance is the new Emperess of the Demon Palace now.
YowKow: But He cheated! Besides, he's not even a girl, how can he be an "emperess"?!
*Skip to YowKow awakening from her coma*
YowKow: Thx Haseo, you really saved me this time, and so will we pick up our relationship from where we left off <3?
Haseo: huh? Oh, I guess you didn't know, Endrance is my girlfriend now

<3.
YowKow: WHAT?!?!?!?!
*YowKow meeting her sisters in Mac Anu*
YowKow: Ugh, I hate that Endrance, I need to go to a field to take out my anger, at least I'll always have my two little sisters.
YowKow's sisters: Sorry YowKow, Endrance is our big sister now.
YowKow: ...WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

haseoskeith · Post by **haseoskeith** » Sat Jan 06, 2007 10:14 am

Ovan:... Im sorry, but i can´t take care of you any longer... Haseo is going to be your new father, Eina...
Haseo (caught by surprise): Hey, what?! Are you insane?!
Eina: YHEY! Haseo-papa! (grabs Haseo) Let's take a walk daddy!
Haseo: -_-' I'm doomed......

Later at a field...

Eina: How long do you know Ovan-papa, Haseo-papa? How old are you IRL? Do you live alone?... (it goes on, but i'd rather skip it...)

Meanwhile in another part of the same field Haseo is....

Sakaki (in one of his strategies to get Atoli to obey him): Atoli.... errr... I... I... Love you...
Atoli: Oh Sakaki...
Haseo (behind them, talking to Eina): Shut up, you frigging stupid b****! (kicks Eina parody-add-like, and Eina is sent flying)
Atoli (at nearly warp-speed, reaches Haseo): Don't say bad things about Sakaki (slaps him)

Screen text message in Haseo's screen: Eina seems to have crashed again, but not in this area.

haseoxth · Post by **haseoxth** » Sat Jan 06, 2007 3:26 pm

continuing...

Ovan and Kite had tea and became good friends....

Ovan:Tea does bring people together....sorry for framing you...
Kite:MOOOANAN*its all good...pass the suger cubes....*
Ovan:we should get going now....haseo must be done with his surgery..and is on his way to kill the monkey
Kite:MOOAAANNN!!!moan?*Oh c'mon...lemme get some sugar...wait how did you know all that.....*
Ovan:cuz haseo just passed by....*points to haseo walking down the yellow brick road to the caslte at the top of the mountain....*and heres the sugar....HASEO WAIT UP!!!
Haseo:*just notices them...and kite starts bouncing off the walls with a sugar rush..*oh there you are,i was just about to get you...and wats up with him?*points to kite*
Ovan:huh?what do you me-*sees kite jumping up and down and running all over the place*OH GAWD DAMMIT!!!I KNEW THIS WAS GONNA HAPPEN!!!
Haseo:o well...lets get going...
*the keep going...the get to the door and find kuhn there*
Haseo:Kuhn,have you come to help us defeat the monkey Cubia?
Kuhn:must protect monkey...we defeat all threats...MA...GUS.....
haseo:oh shi#....oh well....SKEITH!!!!!
*skeith appears and is wearing cat ears and a tail..*
kite and ovan:O_O
kite:MOOANNN*KITTY!!!!!!!*
Ovan:what did they do to him....
*avatar abttle insues....magus gets his ass clawd and scratched...*
Endrance:This gives new meaning to the term cat fight...
Ovan:Where the Fu%^ did you come from?
Endrance:i followed the scent of haseos new found ass...and its AMAZING!!!!XD
Pai:i must admit is is great....
Ovan:you guys just coming outta now?!?!?what ar you ninja?!?!?
Atoli:you can say that...
Ovan:i think im gonna have a heart attack...wait...no...im good...
Yata:i cant have my nemesis dieing on me now...
Ovan:WHA-*has a viruatl heart attack and dies...then is seen to seconds later in Kites Coffin...*
*battle is over and kuhn looks like he was put through a shreader....
Kite*jumps on to haseo*MOAN!!!!*KITTY!!!!*
Haseo:what ever...lets go guys...
*haseo opens the door to the castle....*

to be conitinued....

lukan · Post by **lukan** » Sat Jan 06, 2007 4:31 pm

.hacking idol!!( XP )
PIros!-*white and nerdy*
haseo-*pain redefined*
atoli-*im a barbie girl*
pi-*smack that*
....more coming soon
with the story

Toszi

haseoxth · Post by **haseoxth** » Sat Jan 06, 2007 4:34 pm

lukan wrote:.hacking idol!!( XP )
PIros!-*white and nerdy*
haseo-*pain redefined*
atoli-*im a barbie girl*
pi-*smack that*
....more coming soon
with the story

Toszi

didnt K-su do that already?

awkward_confusion · Post by **awkward_confusion** » Sat Jan 06, 2007 4:41 pm

Even more Truth:
*Right where vol. 2 ends, in Hulle Granz Cathedral*
Ovan: Haseo, I need you to grow even yet stronger; this AIDA is stronger than any other you will fight. It's data size has grown well over that of a field, with every Epitaph User who signs up, and level they gain, and every avatar that awakens, and every lost weapon found, it continues to grow.
Haseo: It makes sense now...
Ovan: Why I need you to continue to grow stronger?
Haseo: Well that to, but also with an AIDA ith that much data, it explains why for as long as I have known you; everytime I'm around you...
my computer suffers from super-lag, and that is the reason I'll beat you.

haseoxth · Post by **haseoxth** » Sat Jan 06, 2007 4:45 pm

Azure Kite:ARRRGGGG*goes to attack haseo...trips...and DDs himself*

POST 1300 BABY!!!!

lukan · Post by **lukan** » Sat Jan 06, 2007 7:48 pm

not any more =)

>_>
Toszi

haseoxth · Post by **haseoxth** » Sun Jan 07, 2007 12:38 am

lukan wrote:not any more =)

>_>
Toszi

i have five hunderand post on you....and about 3 weeks ago it was neck and neck...me and you..i need to get a life....

lukan · Post by **lukan** » Sun Jan 07, 2007 12:42 am

have five hunderand post on you....and about 3 weeks ago it was neck and neck...me and you..i need to get a life....

........im not laughing right now.........now i am:
bwahahahahHHHAHAHAHAhahahahahHAHAHAh!!!

>_>
Toszi

haseoxth · Post by **haseoxth** » Sun Jan 07, 2007 1:25 pm

What happened after haseo opened the door

Haseo opened the door...he regreted it instantly...Monkey Cubia was on the crapper....with a porn mag...

Monkey CUbia:O_O...WTF?!?!?!IM IN HERE!!!!
HAseo:Whoops...sorry..
Ovan:didnt need to see that....
ENdrance:...
*Cubia Monkey comes out fifteen minutes later...hes dressed in all balck and theres some white spots on the front of his shirt....*
Monkey Cubia:Well,what the f^&k do you guys want?
Haseo:We are here to stop you from making the world as messe dup as you are...and could you pliz change you shirt....thats not right...
Monkey CUbia:So....what i do is my busniess....deal with it...
Yata:your a derange monkey AI that needs to be dealt with...
HAseo:AND YOUR A MONKEY!!!!
Kite:MOOAAAN*KITTY!!!!!*(he still has the sugar rush...)
MC:Watever...so how are we gonna settle this?Avatar fight....
Haseo:No....
Mc:the what...cuz im on a schedule...i have to skeet in Mac Anu at 2....
Yata:....
Endrance:
Ovan....
Atoli:Can i come...?
Everybody:O_O....
Haseo:lets ignore that...
Alkaid:Yes lets...
HAseo:O_O....WHERE THE F*&^ DID YOU COME FROM?!?!!?
Alkaid:ummm....i followed you...and i just have one thing to say..nice ass...
haseo:Ummm...thank you...
MC:yea....are we gonna settle this?
Haseo:huh?oh...yea...ummm...
MC:Come ON!!!
Haseo:hold on...this is a big fight...has to be something where i can PWn you....i got it!!*puts fist to hand*A DANCE OFF!!!
EVerybody:you can dance?
Haseo:off course i can....i took lessons....now come evil monkey....time to get served....
MC:Pfft...lets go...
*a dance off insues....and to no supirse....haseo is getting his ass handed to him...*
Haseo:damn....i didnt think he was this good....
MC:*doing the robot*come on **** that all you got...
Haseo:no...i have a secret weapon....its call the....SKEITH!!!!!
*Kitty skeith appears....kite goes crazy again....*
Kkite:MOOOAAANNN!!!!*KITTY!!!!!!!XD*
HAseo:i hate losing...so buh bye....*DD's monkey cubia....*
*monkey cubia is defeated and all is right with the world.....cept everybodies into cats now...and kite never got off the sugar rush...he can be seen running around in random places screamingng Kitty and wearing cat ears and tale...They never found out how to revive ovan...so he became the Ultimate AI.....he mainly watches people cyber and lets Aina handle the rest....Haseo and Alkaid got married and Had three kids....yata and pai are dating on and foff now....Endrance started aescort service fr man....gabi is his number one client....this is what happened to most that were there for the final battle....Balmung is going to start ballet in the fall...and Orca is now watching the O.C....The end...or is it....?*

Multi-edge · Post by **Multi-edge** » Sun Jan 07, 2007 1:28 pm

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! It cannot be the end.

haseoxth · Post by **haseoxth** » Sun Jan 07, 2007 1:28 pm

Multi-edge wrote:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! It cannot be the end.

was it that good?

Multi-edge · Post by **Multi-edge** » Sun Jan 07, 2007 1:31 pm

[quote="haseoxth"][quote="Multi-edge"]NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! It cannot be the end.[/quote]

was it that good?[/quote]

Yes.