Piros Killer?

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How would you PK Piros?

With my bare hands. Bashing him, smacking him, strangling him; just all out mauling him!
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20%
Stab him. Sword, spear, dagger, shanking knife... wait, I'll usem 'em all!
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40%
Angry mob. Get all my Piros-hating friends together and throw pitch forks at him!
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Magic. Bombard him with spell after spell until he falls to the ground in a pile of ash! And then cast some more!
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Spontaneous combustion. Because I'm random like that...
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40%
Just have him get runover by something... like a car or train or airplane... or five hundred pound, bed-ridden lunch lady...
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Something should fall on him... Yeah.. something big...
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Just kill the dumb***! I don't care how!
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Total votes: 5

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Crim99
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Piros Killer?

Post by Crim99 »

Okay, so just about everyone loves to hate Piros, and imagine killing him in some form or fashion. But how exactly would you go about it? That's what this thread is about. Choose your preferred method of doing that over-sized, green, role-playing dunce in.

I chose sponatneous combustion. Just thinking about him exploding... I don't know, it just makes me happy inside...

Is that a desirable selection? I had quite a few more, but those were all the ones I could fit in...

((Oh, and sorry to any Piros loves out there... if there are any...))
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Post by Mitsuhide_Akechi »

I chose to stab him just because he annoys me.
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Post by Crim99 »

Yeah, it was a tough decision for me. Stabbing and exploding were really high up on the list...
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Post by Mitsuhide_Akechi »

I could see explosion working very nicely *nods in agreement*
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Post by Crim99 »

Yes, I have it all played out in my mind...

****

I just finished killing off a powerful monster, achiving a level up in the process, and I turn to see Piros running towards me. His annoying face pales in comparison to the disfunctional run that he has, waving his axe out in front of him like a blithering fool. He nearly trips as he makes his way towards me, but when he finally does he asks that horrible, horrible question. The question that makes me cringe in pain evertime I hear it:

"Hark! He of fair I says! Shall we embark together on an adventure?"

My eyes twitch in pain of having to listen to it directly; it's almost too much for me to stand, and I raise my sword, in the reflex of PKing the person who asked such a question, but then I realize that he is a high-level player. An idiot. But a high level idiot. I lower my weapon in depression, and hang my head. But then I look up and see him explode! A beautiful aray of red and orange and yellow, as he is blown into thousands of tiny pieces! I smile in shear happiness.

****

Yes, that would be ideal...
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Post by Beowulf »

*sigh* Regretfully I must lock this topic. I am sorry but is something that must be done. d5t does not like topics about destroying Piros, Rachel, Nuke, or other characters that should be blown up into tiny pieces. However, if you wish to destroy these characters, you are more than free to do so in the fan-fic section. :wink:

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