A laugh a day

[Kaori]

So I figures why not post something that will make a person's day with a good old laugh, now, let the posting begin:



Yeah, I remember how many 40k fans keep complaining about a lack of an emperor class titan, well I discovered you can cosplay as one AND field yourself as a legitamite unit, somebody else will have to roll the dice though while you put this on:

[Avatar_Crim]

I came across this the other day. it made me laugh.

[Kaori]

"They said... it's a war to end all wars."
"See her, boy? This is Evangelina Parr. She's big. Perhaps even great. But by no means, she is the whore to end all whores."

while I dislike Pacifists, making fun of the war itself is pretty damn funny.

The noncom in charge of the squad must have been on something, I thought. Nobody spoke like that outside badly-written combat novels.
– after hearing a Guardsman yell, "Come on, men! Do you want to live forever?"

Dramatic, yes, corny? Also yes, but I love it anyway.

[Avatar_Crim]

lul.

[mister]

So my mom was eating black cherry ice cream and she said " I got a big cherry that time " and I ever so innocently asked " are those seedless cherries? " she replied " yes they are sonny boy " she replied cheerfully , then I said " those are the best kind, you know why? " she says "why?" And I with the most innocent prestine intent, I say " because you don't have to spit out the nut." She starts laughing and I start to get why that's funny. I totally told that joke on accident , proudest moment all day.

[Avatar_Crim]

[Kaori]

Japanese social media has a new sweetheart and thy name is Ellen Baker from Boston, USA:



Explanation on who Miss Baker is:
http://www.crunchyroll.com/anime-news/2 ... sh-teacher

He sells propane and propane accessories, and he also slays demons:

[Kaori]

CLEANSE! PURGE! KILL!

[Avatar_Crim]

LOL. success. I have now laughed today.

[@Masaki]

CLEANSE! PURGE! KILL!

Lol, you made my day.

[Kaori]

[Kaori]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=du0emDgJ-L4
Yes because American Parents will love Slaanesh and Dark Eldar lore.

Father: So son, what do these "Dark Elders" do?
Son: they're Dark Eldar dad.
Father: So... What do they do?
Son: They rape people to death, pillage entire planets, torture Colonies and also take your soul so they don't lose theirs.
Father: You're going to hell, boy. Even I can't save you now.

[Avatar_Crim]

lul.

[Kaori]

[Avatar_Crim]

heyyyyyy. thats funny.

[Kaori]

Time to revive this thread!