Corrupt a wish
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Granted, but now, you never sleep and your Body wears down at faster rate due to nonstop activities.
I wish everyone was a seal.
I wish everyone was a seal.
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KiteXX wrote:Granted, but now, you never sleep and your Body wears down at faster rate due to nonstop activities.
I wish everyone was a seal.
Granted, but then everyone would need water, so everyone goes to the wild
Therefore, hunter will catch you and kill you and be skinned, or, be caught to go to the zoo and spend the rest of your life caged.
I wish I was like L from death note
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Granted, you dead son. Deeeeead.Haseo_Dude wrote:I wish I was like L from death note
I wish I was a flying monkey.
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Haseo{Terror of Death} wrote:Granted, you dead son. Deeeeead.Haseo_Dude wrote:I wish I was like L from death note
I wish I was a flying monkey.
Granted, yet when it sh#ts in mid air, the gravity from newton's law makes it accelerate to the ground.
Making it a new "Fat Man" for world domination.
I wish for another pokemon game and have all events down.
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Granted, there is a new Pokemon game and it has all of the events from all of the games. But it is an original GameBoy exclusive game and it has a great new feature that you don't find out about until you finally manage to get it to work, Twitch Plays. Where it simulates Twitch controlling your game for you, and you can't turn that feature off.
I wish to drop kick chibichan.
I wish to drop kick chibichan.
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Granted, you drop kick chibichan, but your drop kick abillity went psycho and droped kicked every chibi based charater, now viewers are pissed and you would be drop kicked.
I wish corrupted wishes weren't so corrupted no more
I wish corrupted wishes weren't so corrupted no more
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How is World Domination a corruption?Haseo_Dude wrote:Granted, yet when it sh#ts in mid air, the gravity from newton's law makes it accelerate to the ground.
Making it a new "Fat Man" for world domination.
Granted, wishes are no longer corrupted because we have all amalgamated into one being. We are known as Vim.
I wish those days could come back once more.
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Granted, they come back.Haseo{Terror of Death} wrote:How is World Domination a corruption?Haseo_Dude wrote:Granted, yet when it sh#ts in mid air, the gravity from newton's law makes it accelerate to the ground.
Making it a new "Fat Man" for world domination.
Granted, wishes are no longer corrupted because we have all amalgamated into one being. We are known as Vim.
I wish those days could come back once more.
But due to a time alteration of you meeting your past self, you end up twisting your future and reality, becoming an emo-suicidal transtornated guy with no dreams or ambitions... And just today, as you read this corruption in your altered reality, you starve to death.
I wish to speak german
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Worth it.Haseo_Dude wrote:Granted, you drop kick chibichan, but your drop kick abillity went psycho and droped kicked every chibi based charater, now viewers are pissed and you would be drop kicked.
Say this aloud: "Ich spreche Deutsch". Wish granted, you just spoke German. You need to work on your accent.
I wish to join Acquisitions Incorporated for the next PAX East Convention.
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Granted, however you are an unpaid intern that must spend your time doing paperwork, hundreds of kilometers from the convention.GamerKale wrote:I wish to join Acquisitions Incorporated for the next PAX East Convention.
I wish this post would be completely ignored in every conceivable and inconceivable way.
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N3IWVC wrote:Granted, however you are an unpaid intern that must spend your time doing paperwork, hundreds of kilometers from the convention.GamerKale wrote:I wish to join Acquisitions Incorporated for the next PAX East Convention.
I wish this post would be completely ignored in every conceivable and inconceivable way.
Granted your post has been forgoten, yet still on the internet for everyone to look up
I wish for something random
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MC G-Nome grants your wish.
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I wish Gunpla from Gundam Build Fighters were real so that I could make and do battle using HeavyArms.
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I wish Gunpla from Gundam Build Fighters were real so that I could make and do battle using HeavyArms.
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Granted, however you miscalculate the weight of HeavyArms Gatlin Guns and it breaks your custom Gundam Arm's off, thus making your mobile suit uber weak.GamerKale wrote:MC G-Nome grants your wish.
I wish Gunpla from Gundam Build Fighters were real so that I could make and do battle using HeavyArms.
I wish that I had/could drive a Dodge Viper!
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Granted, however it's an actual dodging viper, so it's evasion stay is so high that reality breaks.
I wish that I was good at parties
I wish that I was good at parties
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Granted! You live at my place, cause apparently I throw the best parties without even trying :/, or apparently inviting anyone. So I guess the corruption here is, everyone time you clean your place (aka my place) a bunch of random people who you typical don't know show up, wreck the place, call you a total bad @$$, leave at 2 in the morning, and then come back with more people following weekend.KiteXX wrote:Granted, however it's an actual dodging viper, so it's evasion stay is so high that reality breaks.
I wish that I was good at parties
I wish I that I could remember things again...
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Granted, you are now The Archive. You remember all knowledge recorded by humanity. Downside, people are hunting you because you're The Archive, upside, you're friends with Harry Dresden the only practicing wizard listed in the Chicago yellow pages.
I wish for the perfect sandwich.
I wish for the perfect sandwich.
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Granted princess bubblegum makes the perfect sandwich and gives it to you, yet cinnabon comes and eats it in an odd way he eats.
I wish for a lightweight scythe.
I wish for a lightweight scythe.
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Granted it's made of some cheap plastic. Happy Halloween!
I wish Nintendo had a list of banned words somewhere...
I wish Nintendo had a list of banned words somewhere...
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Worth it I now have a plastic, reality, a wood one,(heavy) and now an imaginary one, great.Haseo{Terror of Death} wrote:Granted it's made of some cheap plastic.
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Granted, it exists... somewhere.Haseo{Terror of Death} wrote:I wish Nintendo had a list of banned words somewhere...
I wish Cinnamon Bun destroyed for eating my perfect sandwich.