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Granted, but you are now horribly inefficient at everything else, including using the toilet.

I wish for Anarchy, because I believe the people would be able to regulate themselves as long as they're all armed, and the idiots who won't use a gun will be removed from the gene pool by petty thieves because they were too stupid to defend themselves properly.
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Erranty wrote:Granted, but you are now horribly inefficient at everything else, including using the toilet.

I wish for Anarchy, because I believe the people would be able to regulate themselves as long as they're all armed, and the idiots who won't use a gun will be removed from the gene pool by petty thieves because they were too stupid to defend themselves properly.
Granted, but the majority of the population dies in the US by killing each over the last box of Fruit Loops, the Amazon Rain-forest burns to the ground making Chile rich in wood gas, Europe lose all of its cars and car companies, Asia is taken over by the Russians forming Russia 2.0, Australia doesn't get the memo and stays the same, and Penguins become the dominant race on Earth as they take advantage of the chaos, stop global warming, and turn the world into one large ice ball so that they can prosper.

I wish that everything .hack that isn't in the US comes to the US.
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Granted... .Hack// merchandise comes to US, Also known as University of Sages; located in the north pole. We are very gratefull with your wish. All of us are enjoying now

I wish to... Recover my voice
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Granted but now your voice sounds like a scratched chalkboard. Nobody wants to talk to you now.

I wish I wish I had a fish.
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Kite wrote:Granted but now your voice sounds like a scratched chalkboard. Nobody wants to talk to you now.

I wish I wish I had a fish.
Granted, you are now able to wish that you have fish, but because of the double wish, you did have a fish but now it has disappeared from both your memories and the earth.

I wish my dorm was already cleaned and packed.
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BrinODea wrote:I wish my dorm was already cleaned and packed.
Granted, however a minature tornado then magically forms in your room and makes it messier than what it was.

I wish I had a magic 8 ball that told me exactly what to do to have a perfect happy future.
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Shiori wrote:
BrinODea wrote:I wish my dorm was already cleaned and packed.
Granted, however a minature tornado then magically forms in your room and makes it messier than what it was.

I wish I had a magic 8 ball that told me exactly what to do to have a perfect happy future.
(Ugh... thanks a minature tornado (AKA my friends, fiancee, roommate and a service dog DID hit my room and somehow made it worse!)

Granted, however the magic 8 ball tells you other peoples future instead.

I wish I had more Captain Crunch
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Granted. Now your dorm room has been taken over by some old guy who does all sorts of illegal things with your phone and computer and doesn't ever take a shower. He also eats all of your Cap'n Crunch cereal D:

I wish i knew what to give my mom for Mother's Day this friday :C
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TheSorrow wrote:Granted. Now your dorm room has been taken over by some old guy who does all sorts of illegal things with your phone and computer and doesn't ever take a shower. He also eats all of your Cap'n Crunch cereal D:

I wish i knew what to give my mom for Mother's Day this friday :C
Granted, but when you find it, it is all out stock, which leads you to have to overnight off the internet, and when you give it your mom, she loves it more than you.

I wish that my math teacher wasn't a jerk and would give me the points I actually deserved so I would pass the class.
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BrinODea wrote:I wish that my math teacher wasn't a jerk and would give me the points I actually deserved so I would pass the class.
Granted, however your math skills decrease out of no where and the points you deserve are the ones you are currently getting now.

I wish that I had a giant dog that I could ride on like a horse (without hurting the dog) and that the dog was nice to me and didn't bite.
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Shiori wrote:
Granted, however your math skills decrease out of no where and the points you deserve are the ones you are currently getting now.

I wish that I had a giant dog that I could ride on like a horse (without hurting the dog) and that the dog was nice to me and didn't bite.
Granted, you receive a Great Dane, that is afraid of everything, making it virtually impossible for you to ride. It also leaves elephant sized poop everywhere, eats all of your food, and it eventually decides its calling in life is to solve mysteries and travel around in a hippy van.

I wish I could to Hawaii to get authentic Hawaiian Sweet Rolls that only I can eat unless I give someone else permission.
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BrinODea wrote: I wish I could to Hawaii to get authentic Hawaiian Sweet Rolls that only I can eat unless I give someone else permission.
Granted however they taste horrible and are molded. :(

I wish that people didn't have to be jerks about things.
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Shiori wrote: I wish that people didn't have to be jerks about things.
Granted! Now everyone is extremely nice and the world turns fluffy and anyone who is accused of being a jerk or doing something mean is thrown in an extra fluffy jail cell!

I wish I could understand how to write computer coding better.
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Granted, however you are trapped in another dimension!!(because you read a forbidden programming code, it happens) Where binary code is used in every thing, including in conversations. You are now inside a computer as a Troyan. Enjoy your life being constantly multiplying and trying to get deleted every 5 seconds

I wish that Dead Space just didn't f*ck with my ammo >=>
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AZURE-KITE wrote:I wish that Dead Space just didn't f*ck with my ammo >=>
Granted however you have no weapons to use the ammo

I wish to become a powerful demon and lose all of my sanity
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DaemonicClarity wrote: Granted however you have no weapons to use the ammo

I wish to become a powerful demon and lose all of my sanity
Granted, however a group of Sorcerers are sent to sacrifice, but instead save you, and you up back at square one where you started before your wish.

I wish I had a bigger fish tank!
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Granted. It comes with it's own shark pet :3 ...Which isn't a pet exactly. And it just ate the rest of your pets :C (But hey you have a freaking shark!! That's not so corrupted 8D lol)

I wish i don't have to duel against Dragon Rulers tomorrow at the tournament D:
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TheSorrow wrote:I wish i don't have to duel against Dragon Rulers tomorrow at the tournament D:
Granted but instead you have to duel someone much worse
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@Sorrow: Granted. You lose in the 1st round against low level monsters and you are humilliated by your oponent

I wish that humanity wouldn't be so stupid and worthless
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AZURE-KITE wrote:@Sorrow: Granted. You lose in the 1st round against low level monsters and you are humilliated by your oponent

I wish that humanity wouldn't be so stupid and worthless

Granted, instead humans are extremely intelligent, however we can read each others minds and deeps thoughts, unless people talk very loud and non-stop, even if it is stupid and worthless.

I wish I knew the question to the answer "42".
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