Corrupt a Wish Game

[Azure Knight]

Granted, but the KGB kill you and steal it.

I wish I was less stressed. DX

[TheEnigma]

Granted, but you become so relaxed that you become so out of shape and overweight that you can't leave your bed. Then within the next month, you die due to a blocked artery and high cholesterol.

I wish i had mo' money!

[Azure Knight]

Granted. You get $10 dollars, which is taxed by the government for a rediculous amount. So now you owe the government $44,198.92.

I wish I didn't have two tests tomorrow.

[grave robbing adept rogue]

Granted now you have 3 and they are all on **** you didnt study or learn about, you have 4 seconds, go man go!

i wish i was definately not human.

[TheEnigma]

Granted, you are a bird and fly right right into a jet turbine.

I wish i didn't take music 101 this semester!

[Azure Knight]

Granted, you are now in BDSM 101, where you are whipped for an hour and a half by you're teacher who has a slight underbite and is wearing scantily clad leather clothing. Fun stuff.

I wish I had something to do.

[haseoxth]

Granted, you now have a donkey.

I wish my cars transmission worked.

[Azure Knight]

Granted, but your engine explodes when you get into the car.

I wish I didn't have to fast right now.

[grave robbing adept rogue]

granted, you now you engorge yourself making you overweight then you have a heart attack.

i was born in the early 70's where the music was good.

[Super Robot]

Granted, you are born in an alternate time-line were early 70s music was good. However, in this alternate time-line... Hitler survived WWII and is now an American pop-star. All the music you can listen to is by 'Hitler and the Pussycats'.

I wish I could finish my Novel.

[grave robbing adept rogue]

granted, now you finish it by pasting pages of a ripped up twilight book, now your book sucks and you get sued for plagiarism.

i wish that i couldn't wish.