Corrupt a Wish Game

[Haseo{Terror of Death}]

Granted, your mother is dead

I wish I knew my neighbors better for this stupid BBq

[Azure Knight]

Granted, but your hamburger is poisoned.

I wish Iran would stop building nuclear weapons.

[Haseo{Terror of Death}]

Granted, now they have biological weapons >.> fail

I wish that wifi didn't suck so bad

[grave robbing adept rogue]

granted, but now your house explodes.

i wish i was a female dolphin.

[Azure Knight]

Granted, but you're in a dolphin petting exhibit, and the trainer rapes you.

I wish for my brigade leader armband.

[grave robbing adept rogue]

Granted, but on the band is a shwasticka, the cops arrest you and you get anally raped by a guy four times a week.

I wish for nothing.

[Azure Knight]

Granted, but now everything you own is taken from you.

I wish it was raining.

[nobodyknows]

granted. A typhoon has been reported on Pluto. that planet doesn't exist anymore.

I wish Arakune did more damage with his combo attacks

[Azure Knight]

Granted. It does 0.00000001 more damage.

I wish I has a new PS3 controller.

[Haseo{Terror of Death}]

Granted, *gives you a box* OPEN IT!!!
*While you open it a the acid on the bow slowly eats your fingers, and when you open the bow, you fine only the shell of a PS3 controller, missing analog sticks*

I wish for a thriller jacket =D

[Azure Knight]

Granted, but it zombifys you.

I wish I could use ZA WARUDO!

[nobodyknows]

granted, but it backfires. You're now frozen in time. Forever.

I wish that there was more Arakune fanart

[Haseo{Terror of Death}]

Granted, granted, a batch of stick figures titled Arakune are spread throughout the internet

I wish I had a million dollars

[TheSorrow]

Granted, now your house is visited by the FBI for doing the greatest bank robbery in the millenia, and are sent to the most deadly prision in the world.

I wish i could go to more awesome rock concerts around here

[grave robbing adept rogue]

Granted, the biggest mosh pitt of all time starts and someone puls oout a battle axe and kills your parents, than the man is stepped on and killed by none other than Megatron who blast you with his godmodded cannon.

I wish for nothing, that i had nothing and that everything was nothing. (Good Luck if you mess this up i will point out how illogical it is to corrupt nothing.)

[Haseo{Terror of Death}]

Oh ho ho! Can't corrupt nothing? XD You are indeed a foolish mortal

Granted, you have nothing, and everything you see is nothing, you are dead, and in death your body becomes nothing, and for the rest of all of eternity and passed, you have nothing, and go mad, but nothing happens, and for the rest of eternity you are talking to yourself alone, wishing to have gone to hell or heaven to avoid the eternal nothingness

I wish grave wasn't trying to make our heads explode

[TheSorrow]

Granted, he becomes so intelligent and telling us everything so clearly that he even surpasses AuraTwilight and SilentOp together

I wish i didn't doom us all with the reply i just made

[Haseo{Terror of Death}]

I'm so sorry...but...that wish cannot happen

I wish I could die now before the evil happens

[wave killer]

Granted, but now you have to deal with the evil after death.

I wish I could stop wanting to die but want to live on at the same time.

[Azure Knight]

Granted, but you live on forever in agonizing physical and mental pain.

I wish I wasn't so tired.