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FallenDragon wrote: After seeing the last scenes from Vol 3 you can't see anyone else paired up with Haseo :| that and lack of sleep.
Actually... I still havent gotten to play Vol 3... :(
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Erranty wrote:Actually... I still havent gotten to play Vol 3... :(

Oh, don't worry I won't spoil it for you. They only get married :|

Anyway...

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Haseo: Dammit. Why do I always have to be the one to use my avatar? Screw you all.
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-Ovan gets interested in the arena matches-
Ovan: Hey, maybe I should fight, what do you think?
Aina: I dunno, last time I fought some jackass named Azure Kite cut all my clothes off in front of the whole crowd!
Ovan: Oh... how unfortunate... *I WASNT THERE TO SEE IT!!! T_T*
-Ovan and Aina join the games, and end up fighting the Azure Three frirst round-
Ovan: Man! Im sick of getting flung across the room by they guys... Time to get serious... BRING ME MY PINK SCARF!!!
Aina: BUT IM USING IT TO HIDE MY FACE!!!
Ovan: Well what does that matter? You're already naked! AND NOW THE ARENA MATCHES GET RECORDED!
Aina: Oh yeah! Well how are they gonna know its me huh?
Ovan: *points* YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE WITH A TATOO OF DEATH GRUNTY ON YOUR BUTT!!!
-In the crowd-
Endrance: I dont know about that! Hehe.
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Oh my f***in' God, that is hilarious.
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Orca: TAKE THIS! MY LOVE, MY ANGER AND ALL OF MY SORROW!

*slaps Kite with a Vibrator*

Kite: ... I would be a lot angrier, but at the very least you've stopped quoting Sonic.

Orca: It's time to spee...

*Stabbed by Kite several times*

Kite: ... you'll come back eventually. You always do.

Elk: This is boring!

Kite: The only boring thing here is between your legs!
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Shugo: Rena!
Rena: Shugo!
Shugo: Rena!
Rena: Shugo!
Shugo: Rena!
Rena: Shugo!
Shugo: Rena!
Rena: Shugo!
Rena: Shugo!

Shugo: Rena!


Rena: Shugo!

Haseo: Shut the Fock up! you don't even belong in this series!

Shugo and Rena: .... We just wand more screentime....
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Orca: Kite, you dashing stallion of a man you...

Kite: Did you just call me Stalin?

Orca: I said stallion you dyslexic prick.

Kite: You're talking... I-I wouldn't be able to read what you're saying.

Orca: That's because you are the most inferior creature on the planet Earth, no one will ever love you. I swear to laugh at you as you die alone in a dark alley, your body will be violated by various people with strange fetishes and will end up at my home for mutilation.

Kite: We're on Earth? I thought we were in "The World", or in the thoughts of some crappy writer. Also how would I be alone if you're laughing at me while I die, clearly witnessing the event take place?

Orca: Well it doesn't matter where we're located in general, but both of the things you mentioned are located on Earth in some manner, you filthy whore.

Elk: He's not filthy!

Kite: Thanks Elk... thanks for defending me COMPLETELY!

Elk:I want you inside me.

Kite: Right... later. Anyway what did you want from me Orca?

Orca: Besides watching manjuice dribble from your chin. Kite you marvel of a man-

Kite: I thought I was a stallion.

Orca: ... you are just diminishing the quality of our sexy conversation.

Kite: This is a forum post... there is no-such thing as quality, and only three people can rebut that.
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Daichi wrote:Shugo: Rena!
Rena: Shugo!
Shugo: Rena!
Rena: Shugo!
Shugo: Rena!
Rena: Shugo!
Shugo: Rena!
Rena: Shugo!
Rena: Shugo!

Shugo: Rena!


Rena: Shugo!

Haseo: Shut the Fock up! you don't even belong in this series!

Shugo and Rena: .... We just wand more screentime....
Poor things....

-In Mac Anu Square-
Haseo: Hey guys, I got therapy last night
Everyone else: o_o;;..... >_>;....-Leaves-
Haseo: What? What's wrong?!
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Kuhn: Haseo, ya ain't no pimp dawg.
Haseo: Where ma money?
Atoli: ...It's my money...
*yata walks in mumbling to himself*
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Piros the 3rd: May the stars shine upon you unti-ah screw it, I'm outta here *logs out*

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And this is the ideas I get when I finally play .hack/Infection

Baby Grunty: Daddy, I'm hungry, oink! Give me something to eat!
Kite:.....
Baby Grunty: Now b*tch, NOW!

Is it just me, or those grunties look kinda creepy? :?
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*Volume 3 spoilers*

Shino: Do you think...we should form another Twilight Brigade. Then we could look for Ovan together...
Haseo: No, screw this game, screw this drama, I'm going back to the grocery and getting a real life.

*Volume 2/3 spoilers*
Ovan: Haseo, here's the truth! *arm reveals Aina clinging onto Ovan's arm*
Aina: NII-SAN~LET'S CYBER. >:D w w w w w
Ovan: HOSHI-
*Shino comes out of the arm casket*
Shino: I'm gonna write another fanfic. Haseo, you join in, too.
Haseo: orz
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Haseo: Kuhn... Why are you looking at me like that?
Kuhn: *sniffs* I smell p*ssy on you... Who was it?!
Haseo: Huh?-
Kuhn: I SAID, WHICH ONE OF MY WOMEN ARE YOU ABOUT TO GET UR ASS KICKED OVER!!!???
Haseo: SHUT UP, DAMNIT!
*shoots Haseo in the foot*
Haseo: AH!!!! IT WAS SAKU! ALRIGHT! IT WAS SAKU!!!
Kuhn: Oh! Nevermind then... Pedo...
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Orca: Someone get in here please.

Kite: *pops into existence missing his eyes for some reason not worth looking into* Eh? What is this?

Orca: Well well if it isn't Twiggy McGuire.

Kite: That's not my name! It's

*scene missing*

Orca: That's amazing. What's more amazing is that though blind you can navigate perfectly! Into a wall. Falling soon after.

Kite: I haven't done any of these things.

Orca: Well... you... gah this sorry excuse of a plot sucks, let's do something else!

Kite: Does it involve you leading a mass suicide?

Orca: No... I'm not living the dream yet.

*later on a roof... in space*

Orca: Time to leave my mark on the world! WOO!

To be continued... or not...
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Gemcrim wrote:Orca: Someone get in here please.

Kite: *pops into existence missing his eyes for some reason not worth looking into* Eh? What is this?

Orca: Well well if it isn't Twiggy McGuire.

Kite: That's not my name! It's

*scene missing*

Orca: That's amazing. What's more amazing is that though blind you can navigate perfectly! Into a wall. Falling soon after.

Kite: I haven't done any of these things.

Orca: Well... you... gah this sorry excuse of a plot sucks, let's do something else!

Kite: Does it involve you leading a mass suicide?

Orca: No... I'm not living the dream yet.

*later on a roof... in space*

Orca: Time to leave my mark on the world! WOO!

To be continued... or not...
lol, Leaves his mark on the world... Aura porn lol
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Kite: I feel like I'm being raped by a clown.

Elk: That's what you tell me every night... Am I really that bad?

Kite: I'm just describing my life in general. Partly due to the fact that my eyes have been erased somehow. Also the thunk noises coming from the ceiling.

Elk: I thought that was just us... or you, pounding me, in a totally non-sexual way I may add. *bruised all over*

Kite: I think we should look out the conveniently placed window in this room in this place that apparently always had a second floor... I suppose we can best describe this as a house, possibly from the Sims seeing as we're living in hell, and there are also no doors.

Elk: How are you aware of your surroundings?

Kite: My eyes returned, largely due to my hatred for continuity... yet the following lines contradict my statements.

Elk: *looks out window* Apparently Orca is on the roof... and we're either in space or it's night time.

Orca: Can it be both?

Kite: I thought you were on the roof... how Elk could have seen the top of this house without opening the window and looking up is a mystery though. So is the fact that you're in here, especially due to the fact that we have no way out of this house.

*Orca fades away*

Kite: Odd... Well at least I know Elk is a womanly liar now.

Elk: Were you aware that there's a leak?

Kite: ... I wasn't aware it was that time of the month, or that you had the parts to do that.

Elk: NOT THAT KIND!

Kite: Are you... are you yelling at me. Do you remember what I did to you yesterday!?

*Elk backs away to a wall and curls self up into a ball sobbing while Kite approaches. Drops of liquid fall on Elk.*

Kite: That water looks...

*Part of the roof collapses and the two are submerged in urine and washed away into the ever so mysterious basement. OOOOOOOooooooo!*

*later*

Kite: Why did you do that?

Orca: To protect the future. A future where green haired antagonists become white haired protagonists that look similar to characters I personally hate.

Elk: But Sauce-kay is awesome.

*Orca pushes Elk to the pool of urine*

Orca: No.

To be continued. AGAIN
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Haseo: WOOOHOOO!!! Alright! Four Twenty! Oh! HEEEEEEEYY Silabus! How come you aint partying man?
Silabus: Well, Im allergic.
Haseo: To what?
Silabus: Hemp...
Haseo: Huh? Well thats fine were all smokin weed, you in?
Silabus: Weed is made of Hemp Haseo...
Haseo: Oh, well you might wanna stay in the bathroom with the fan on, cuz everyone's doin it... Look at Antares! The smoke's comin outta his nose! lol
Silabus: Haseo, what's that is your hand?
Haseo: Oh, this? Its some "Aromatic Grass" I got from Endrance... Hey, you think Endrance likes me? Cuz its kinda creepin me out man...
Silabus: From the way he's grinding on you... naked... I'd say yeah, he likes you.
Endrance: MIA!
Tabby: *spray painted purple and green* Eh? Who are you?
Endrance: Hey Mia, what happened to your ears? They look smaller now.
Tabby: Haseo, lets go to my new guild, its nice and private! Hehe.
Haseo: SURE!!! Um, I dont have a key...
Tabby: Oh, right! Here.
Endrance: Oh yeah, I dont have a key either Mia.
Tabby: Oh, here ya go. Now lets go, I've got a HUGE bed in there!
Haseo: AWESOME!!!
Endrance: YAY!!! IM GONNA HAVE A THREESOME WITH MIA AND HASEO!!!
*they walk away*
Silabus: WAIT UP! I'VE GOT A CAMERA!
*runs after them*
END

Just in case you were wondering, Today's my birthday, but like Silabus, im allergic to Hemp... :(
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Orca: I just love how quickly and conveniently, all of my urine just drained away somewhere. It's something that makes perfect sense, and don't question it, don't question why the house is intact or why nothing smells or why we're still in the basement for that matter.

Kite: I thought we're in here because you locked us in as punishment for our sins. Said "sins" are extremely vague and stupid, just like most of the religions. NOTE THAT I SAID MOST DON'T PREACH TO ME ABOUT POLITICAL CORRECTNESS! YOU DROWNED ELK IN YOUR PISS!

Elk: Well I'm fine now.

*Kite slugs Elk... with a slug*

Orca: Now that is some serious hattitude.

Kite: I don't think you spelled that correctly.

Orca: Oh, NOW you can read what I say!

Kite: Yeah, thanks to that eye deletion that I wish would stop following me in this stupid plot.

???: Why am I the manliest person in this room?

Orca: Because everyone here has an interest in spending large sums of money on shoes and jewelry?

Kite: Who are you?

???: I am the lord...ess of all whining. All of humanity's complaints travel through me and makes me stronger.

Kite: And you live in our basement? Surrounded by sexy shoes? There were so many S's in that last sentence.

Orca: Would you happen to be an Elk recolor?

Tsukasa: ... yes

Kite: Why are you in bondage? How did you get in here?

Tsukasa: Through the door.

Kite: WE DON'T HAVE DOORS? WHO SAID WE DO! A BIG DUMB LIAR THAT'S WHO!

Orca: Dr. Who

Kite: We should totally watch that... if we ever acquire a television.

Orca: Intellivision.

Kite: How many things do you intend to reference.

Orca: I will reference all things until the end of time... Star Ocean til the end of

Kite: Shush.

Tsukasa: Actually I lied, we've been living in your basement from the start. Well after Orca kidnapped us anyway.

Kite: We're still talking about this... and what do you mean "us"? ...WAIT HE DID WHAT?! HOW DID HE EVEN EXIT THE HOUSE?!

Orca: Why didn't you question that while I was on the roof?

More continuation woo!
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Gemcrim wrote:Orca: I just love how quickly and conveniently, all of my urine just drained away somewhere. It's something that makes perfect sense, and don't question it, don't question why the house is intact or why nothing smells or why we're still in the basement for that matter.

Kite: I thought we're in here because you locked us in as punishment for our sins. Said "sins" are extremely vague and stupid, just like most of the religions. NOTE THAT I SAID MOST DON'T PREACH TO ME ABOUT POLITICAL CORRECTNESS! YOU DROWNED ELK IN YOUR PISS!

Elk: Well I'm fine now.

*Kite slugs Elk... with a slug*

Orca: Now that is some serious hattitude.

Kite: I don't think you spelled that correctly.

Orca: Oh, NOW you can read what I say!

Kite: Yeah, thanks to that eye deletion that I wish would stop following me in this stupid plot.

???: Why am I the manliest person in this room?

Orca: Because everyone here has an interest in spending large sums of money on shoes and jewelry?

Kite: Who are you?

???: I am the lord...ess of all whining. All of humanity's complaints travel through me and makes me stronger.

Kite: And you live in our basement? Surrounded by sexy shoes? There were so many S's in that last sentence.

Orca: Would you happen to be an Elk recolor?

Tsukasa: ... yes

Kite: Why are you in bondage? How did you get in here?

Tsukasa: Through the door.

Kite: WE DON'T HAVE DOORS? WHO SAID WE DO! A BIG DUMB LIAR THAT'S WHO!

Orca: Dr. Who

Kite: We should totally watch that... if we ever acquire a television.

Orca: Intellivision.

Kite: How many things do you intend to reference.

Orca: I will reference all things until the end of time... Star Ocean til the end of

Kite: Shush.

Tsukasa: Actually I lied, we've been living in your basement from the start. Well after Orca kidnapped us anyway.

Kite: We're still talking about this... and what do you mean "us"? ...WAIT HE DID WHAT?! HOW DID HE EVEN EXIT THE HOUSE?!

Orca: Why didn't you question that while I was on the roof?

More continuation woo!
I have the feeling Bear is about to get involved. And maybe Mimiru and Blackrose.
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I swear eveytime I read one of Gemcrim's I always crack up for being so random :lol: you continue on that good sir X3

I haven't had much ideas lately ~.~ and this is all I have though of

When you begin in Vol 2

Khun: Does this means we are actually in the game?
Pi: Most likely
Haseo: Hey Pi, can I touch your boobs?
Pi: For the 10th time NO
*Haseo pouts and crosses his arms*
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Haseo: Why are you all lookling at me like that?*realizes he is punching gaspard in the face* what...he stole my pikachu

Silabus:*thinks to himself* why are my best friends a fluffy dumbass and a brooding prick
Haseo and Gaspard: You know you are thinking aloud?

Yata: Where is my money **** ? Where is my money?
Pi: I don't know Yata. I must have spent it
Yata: Run **** Run!!
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