Things ROOTS characters never say

haseoxth · Post by **haseoxth** » Fri Jun 01, 2007 12:50 pm

Phyllo:*starts dancing*I like to move it,you like to...MOVE IT!!!

Quill · Post by **Quill** » Sat Jun 02, 2007 6:32 pm

[Phllyo and Tabby are at the bridge. Phllyo gets up, pats himself all over and sits back down again]

Tabby: "What was that for?"

Phyllo: "I was gathering too much dust."

Puppet of the Twilight · Sun Jun 03, 2007 11:34 pm

Haseo:...Pked again!! screw thisi'm playing wow

Ovan: Welcome to The World...of Warcraft

haseoxth · Post by **haseoxth** » Mon Jun 04, 2007 2:44 am

Phyllo:Brb,gotta go use the cat box...

Quill · Post by **Quill** » Thu Jun 07, 2007 5:50 pm

[Tri-Edge and Ovan are about to face off. Ovan reached for the Padlock on his box and pulls.]

*Rippppp!*

[The padlock holds and Ovan rips off his arm.]

Ovan: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!!!"

shiroi · Post by **shiroi** » Sun Jun 10, 2007 12:16 pm

Shino: What do you think of my new outfit colors, Haseo? Now we match!
Haseo: You can do that...? Cool!
Shino: Of course you-- where are you going?
Haseo: To read the manual. *logs out*
Shino: ...

Later...
Shino: Hello again, Haseo-- uh...
Haseo: You like my new colors? I got sick of listening to Ender call me a loser for wearing black. Don't you think this is much more stylish?
Shino: Magenta and sweet-potatoe with lime-green polka-dots... It's um... certainly original.
Haseo: Wait, where are you going?
Shino: Well, would you look at the time! I'm supposed to be PK'ed and fall comatose at the Cathedral in... 5 minutes!
Haseo: You can still make it if you hurry. I'll catch you at the hospital!

Daichi · Post by **Daichi** » Sun Jun 10, 2007 12:40 pm

Piros: FUC*... my pc-design SUX!

Quill · Post by **Quill** » Mon Jun 11, 2007 12:40 am

Daichi wrote:Piros: FUC*... my pc-design SUX!

[Follows the same idea]

Pi: "Master Yata! We've found another player with a huge amount of data in his PC."

Yata: "Who is it?"

Pi: "Piros the Third"

Yata: "We can't take any chances. Bring him here."

[Later after scanning Piros]

Yata: "Him. I was mistaken, let him go."

Pi: "Huh? What was it that made is character so big?"

Yata: "Just his ego."

shio · Post by **shio** » Mon Jun 11, 2007 12:26 pm

*sakisaka and tabbi are walking through mac anu*

sakisaka: and i was like "**** please"
tabbi: so what happened next!?!
sakisaka: then ovan pked my ass ._.

*sakisaka and tabbi are in the @home*

sakisaka: alright my student, today we shall practice beast awakening
tabbi: F#@$ you teacher!

Tenji · Post by **Tenji** » Mon Jun 11, 2007 3:15 pm

Ovan: are you ready for the truth Haseo? burn this truth in your eyes!! HASEO!!
Haseo: c´mon! already!! tell me the truth!!
Ovan: the Truth about what?!
Haseo: how the heck should i know!!
Ovan: Become smarter Haseo...
Haseo: what the F*ck is wrong with you?
Ovan: oh... right... THAT...
Haseo: Again... what are you talking about!?

*Ovan smiles*

Haseo: why are you smiling?
Ovan: I just furted...
Haseo: just now?
Ovan yes... and that killed our good friend Azure Kite here...

*Azure Kite dies*

Haseo: you fought Tri-edge?
Ovan: Oh... that was it...
Haseo: was what?
Ovan: the truth...
Haseo: I don´t get it... just tell me the f*cking truth already... or the people reading this are gonna star thinking this makes no sense...
Ovan: okay, but i warn you... the truth is full of SPOILERS from vol 2...
Haseo: YOU are realy pissing me off...

*Ovan release the seal on his hand and... he lagged da server...*

Ravaan · Post by **Ravaan** » Mon Jun 11, 2007 9:26 pm

shio wrote:Sakisaka: Alright my student, today we shall practice Breast Awakening.
Tabby: Hokai!

Better much.

Daichi · Post by **Daichi** » Tue Jun 12, 2007 4:37 pm

Quill wrote:
Daichi wrote:Piros: FUC*... my pc-design SUX!
[Follows the same idea]

Pi: "Master Yata! We've found another player with a huge amount of data in his PC."

Yata: "Who is it?"

Pi: "Piros the Third"

Yata: "We can't take any chances. Bring him here."

[Later after scanning Piros]

Yata: "Him. I was mistaken, let him go."

Pi: "Huh? What was it that made is character so big?"

Yata: "Just his ego."

hey... they would say that one??

endrance to tabby:you remind me of Mia. can i fuc* you+
tabby:i thought you *****ed with haseo?
en:remember piros and tenrow
ta: eh... SOMEONE PK THIS MORHORN!
macha(ava): MEOW! *PWNS him because en never gave ava macha arromatic grass*

Tenji · Post by **Tenji** » Tue Jun 12, 2007 4:51 pm

Ovan: Haseo... have you ever once wondered about my sealed hand?
Haseo: (there he goes with that sh*t again) yeah... i think...
Ovan: well my sealed hand is a magical piñata, Haseo... and if you open it, it will grant you all your wishes... for you Haseo Shino´s underwear (???), for you Tabby a brain... just open it and is all yours.

*Haseo opens the seal and a bunch of Lucky animals rampage over him "overpking" him*

Ovan: just to be clear Haseo... i am not magical... i can´t belive you belive everything i say...

Thyried · Post by **Thyried** » Tue Jun 12, 2007 8:01 pm

Ovan: I'm not wearing underwear today,
No I'm not wearing underwear today,
Not that you probably care
Much about my underwear
Still nonetheless I've gotta say,
That I'm not wearing underwear today!
Shino: Get a job!

twinbladePker · Post by **twinbladePker** » Fri Jun 15, 2007 2:43 pm

*after shino is in a coma*

Haseo:I love smiling it makes the world go round!

Tabby: Im so bored and glad im out of the stupid guild im goin PKing
Haseo: Tabby..

Haseo: lets go look at flowers

Darklord522 · Post by **Darklord522** » Fri Jun 22, 2007 2:22 pm

Ovan:So Haseo, want to guess what's in my arm.
Haseo: Hmm, maybe cheese sandwiches?
Ovan:No, only AiDa; but this is roots so you don't know what it is yet.
Haseo: Oh...okay then.

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Haseo:Hey sakisaka.
Sakisaka:Oh, hi Haseo.
Haseo: You know your plant hat is turning me on.
Sakisaka:WTF?

Azure Knight · Post by **Azure Knight** » Tue Jun 26, 2007 3:47 am

Shino:They say that there was a statue of a girl here.
Haseo: Why'd she leave?
Shino: Cuz she's a b*tch.
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Haseo: Besides a sh*tload of cheese sandwiches, what is Ovan's arm for?
Shino:

Well Haseo, when two people love eachother, they-
Haseo: I heard this already, what does it do???
Shino:...It vibrates.
Haseo: AAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!*Runs*
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Haseo: Tabby!!! Tabby!!! Tabby!!! Tabby!!! Tabby!!! Tabby!!! Tabby!! Ta-
Tabby: STFU *sshole!!!!*Walks away*
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Sakisaka: *rants in spanish, then in mexican accent* WHY DO I PLAY THIS BIDEO GAME???

ShinoBee · Post by **ShinoBee** » Tue Jun 26, 2007 4:51 pm

Phyllo: Shino, meet Ovan. Ovan, meet Shino. You know the drill.
Shino: ...
Ovan: This is stupid as hell, Phyllo.
Phyllo: Are you two youngsters gonna cyber or what?
Shino: Ovan, I think it's raep time now.
Ovan:

Rape time? How can that be possible in this game?!
Shino:

You'll see...
*IRL*
Masato: *hears his door opening* What was that?
Shino: *right behind him* Hello, Ovan...
Masato: OH HELL NO.

Quill · Post by **Quill** » Tue Jun 26, 2007 6:36 pm

ShinoBee wrote:Phyllo: Shino, meet Ovan. Ovan, meet Shino. You know the drill.
Shino: ...
Ovan: This is stupid as hell, Phyllo.
Phyllo: Are you two youngsters gonna cyber or what?
Shino: Ovan, I think it's raep time now.
Ovan: Rape time? How can that be possible in this game?!
Shino: You'll see...
*IRL*
Masato: *hears his door opening* What was that?
Shino: *right behind him* Hello, Ovan...
Masato: OH HELL NO.

Oh lord! That's wrongs on so many levels.

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[Ender sees Haseo and runs towards him for a PK.]

WHAM!

Ender: "What the?! What is this? A force field?"

Haseo: (Smirking) "Hi, Ender. Like my new firewall?"

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