Things ROOTS characters never say

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Things ROOTS characters never say

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Yes, this is based on the same thread on GU. I hope nobody minds.

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[Phyllo and Tabby are at the Mac Anu bridge.]

Phyllo: "*Sigh* It's days like this I feel my age."

Tabby: "It can't be that bad. You only know you're old when you hear your favorite song in an elevator."

Phyllo: Facing Tabby "That's happened to me three times!"

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[The Twilight Brigade is surrounded by TaN. Ender licks here dagger...]

Ender: "Gah! I swit by tounge!"
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Ovan: Yo momma.

Shino: Oh no he di'nt. *snapsnap*

Haseo: Aight.

Sakisaka: West siiiiiiide.

Tabby: ... *quits the Brigade.*
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Phyllo: -falls off the Mac Anu bridge into the river-
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Phyllo:Holy crap!!!!!I'm a cat!!!!!I thought I was a lizard man!!!!!!!!!And I'm foating!!!!!!!!!I'm old,when did that happen!!!!!!!!!!!
Holy crap!!!haseo is coming to talk to me!!!!who is he!!!!!!!why is he bugging me!!!!!!!!!
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This one is inspired by Epitaph Of Daybreak's cheese sandwich Ovan.

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 [Tri-Edge confronts Ovan. Ovan tears off the padlock, the box bursts open and 300 cheese sandwiches fall out]

Ovan: "Oh no! I left the AIDA in my other box!"
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Haseo: I Like Pie

Phyllo: ... ... ... F*ck you
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Shino: Haseo, I truly care about you more than Ovan!!!

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Tabby: *silence*
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Phyllo: The last time my cat pulled out the cord I dissected it and ate it's organs. Then I murdered my wife and threw her in a body bag, the garbage men complained I had too much garbage. So, what were you saying Haseo?

Haseo: Ya umm.. about that... I gotta go... -dashes off-
-Awkward silence moment-
Phyllo: Aww.. he would've made a good snack.
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Phyllo:(to haseo)Ovan?hes the nicest,most normal player you can ever meet.
Haseo:thats the deal with is arm.
Ovan:*appears outta nowhere*ill explain that.i had trouble remembering my lunchbox everyday,so i nailed it to my arm*opens it*cheese sandwhich?
haseo:O.o...i quit...
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Piroshi: Im just to Sexy

Phyllo: man I sure could use a cheese sandwich right now..where the hell is ovan?
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Phyllo: I sometimes get bored while sitting on this bridge that I sometimes f**k my cats. Recently I've been finding kittens with my head on them, don't know why.
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Tabby: hey sakisaka! what's up!? what are we gonna do today!?!

Sakisaka: I'm a pedophile you know

-silence-
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Tabby: so i bend this way, right? *arching on her knees*

Haseo: ok i think i got it right, so this is how you train to play twister? *is in awkward position with tabby

Ovan: yeah thats right, sure :wink:

Shino: *snapping pictures* :lol:
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Phyllo: i feel like running

Tawaraya: economics are the devil !!

Tabby: so, who here thinks they can take me on a physics debat?
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Please don't double post shio, if you want to add more, please use the Image button on your last comment.
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Tabby:I will end all!!!I will consume all!!!!I will put butter on all!!!!


BTW-I remember the days when we used to congradulate others on there sense of humour...what happened........


Ovan:Shut up crow,eat a sandwitch!!!

...Ok....
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Phyllo: Tabby! I have good news!
Tabby: Really? Really really! Really really really!
Phyllo: Shino's dead!
Tabby: Thats good news?
Phyllo: No but I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Gico!
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haseo:shino whot dos ovan look like in Rl
shino:hes fat and never leves his home
haseo:rely
sheno:no hes the presadent of the US
haseo:nowI know your lieing ovans to smat to b bush
ovan;TAn hase WMDs so wer going to invad them
haseo:nevermined :cry:
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Thanks to Azure Crow I had a dream about A cheese sandwich I earned for helping people out an 8 dollar Cheese Sandwich Thanks

Anyways

Piroshi: If I could be a super hero I would be ...

Phyllo:*takes a nap falls off the bridge* AAAAAHHHHH I cant swim

Tabby: Haseo
Haseo: yeah
Tabby: I have something to tell you
Haseo: Whats that
Tabby: Im pregant and its ovan
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Post by Tenji »

Haseo sings while pking: Swinging my scythe ,Swinging my scythe (?)

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Ovan: become stronger Haseo...
Haseo: why?
Ovan: what do you mean?
Haseo: Why do you want me to become stronger?
Ovan: now that you ask... i want you to become stronger because i am realy evil and will kill everybody in the freking game and you have to stop me.
Haseo: Why me?
Ovan: Because you are special.
Haseo: what do you mean?
Ovan: you are the only one who thinks i am not crazy...
Haseo: But i am starting too...
Ovan: well... gotta go...
Haseo: where?
 Ovan: to think of an elaborated plan to kill shino and blame Azure Kite... i mean tri-edge...
Haseo: WTF?!
Ovan: you see... that´s the only way you will awake Skeith.
Haseo: what is "Skeith"?
Ovan: stop asking... don´t you want some cheese?
Haseo: yes i do... :D :lol: :o


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Shino: they say there was a statue of an elephant here...
Haseo: an elephant?
Shino: yes, he was called **** son of a **** **** *** /$%&%%
Haseo: :shock:

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Phyllo: your voice is reaching him...
Tabby: do you think so?
Phyllo: yes... you are so annoying... how can he ignore you? i sure need to learn that trick. BTW.. i´m dying.

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Tri-edge: why everybody runs from me?
Doctor: because you are spooky and kill people...
Tri-edge: no, i am not!! i am a good guy! don´t you remember IMOQ?!
Doctor: there there... you are evil... so what... you have to accept the problem...
Tri-edge: you are not even listening to me!! i´ll eat your data drained brain!!
Doctor: see... you are evil...
Tri-edge: wait a second.. you are Ovan!!
Ovan: no i am not!! hey HASEO!! I¨ve FOUND TRI-EDGE!!!
Haseo: aha!! give Shino back or elase!!
Tri-edge: or elase what?!
Haseo: exactrly!!
*Ovan makes a run for it...*
Haseo: anyway... you are mine...
Tri-edge: i realy have to go now...
*Haseo runs after tri-edge swinging his scythe*
Tri-edge: why me (?)

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 azure Balmung: got a new bike...
Haseo: so?
Azure Balmung: you are hurting my feelings...
Haseo: sorry... let´s be friends...
Azure Balmung: let´s go for some aromatic grass.
Haseo: okay, everybody love and peaceeeeeeeeee~ tehee~
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