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THIS SERIES CONFUSES MER >n<

Posted: Sun Oct 05, 2008 1:07 pm
by AiperonOfLight
I'm
SO
CONFUSED!!
I've read the manga, AND watched the anime!
WHY DID THEY MAKE 2 F***ING STORYLINES
The anime is all:
Shugo: I'm gonna be a hero!
Rena: NO YOUR NOT YOU PERV
Ouka: WHERE ISH TEH MONSTAHS
Mireille: RAAAARREEE ITTTEEEEMMM
Sanjuro: (annoying random lecture)
Balmung: The sword, is no match against the heart (serious face)
Shugo: STFU BALMUNG (blows up)
Rena: (dies and flails into wall)
SHugo: REEEEEEENNNAA!!!!
Rena: WHAT???
Shugo: WHERE DDIIID YOUUU GOOOOESS?
Rena: Oh shu-go
Shugo: REEEENNNAAA!!!
Rena: Oh shu-go (dissappears)
Shugo: (flails onto floor) oAo
Mireille: ITS A SPESHULFUL EVENT :D
Shugo: :shock: surreee...
Ouka: For some strange reason I aggree with Mireille EVEN THOUGH that's a load o' BULLHONKEY
Shugo: Okay lets go to town and not spend as much time as possible looking for Rena....
(they all go to town)
Mireille: I'm going to log out and do stuff so you're all alone...
Shugo: TnT fine...
Ouka: (says something random)
Shugo: YAH ALLRIGHT! (runs off)
Hotaru: Lets have my grunty see if he can catch Rena with drugs!
(grunty runs around city and falls down on a bench dead)
Hotaru: NOEEEEZZZ (cries)
(Shugo logs out)
The next day...
Shugo: RENA-CHAN IS IN A COMA D:
Mireille: Whhhhaat?? Rena's been... hospitalized?
Ouka: How long has she been comatose? And the doctors dunno why?
Shugo: I dunno I'm too depreshed (cuts wrist with twin blades)
REEEEEEENNAA!!!
REEEEEEEEEENNNAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Ouka Mirreille and Hotaru: STFU SHUGO
(Reki magically appears)
Reki:GOTOTHISMAGICFULAREA
Shugo: o.o
Reki: STOPTHAT
Shugo: o.o
Reki: IGODEBUGNOW
(reki magically leavs)
(they go to THISMAGICFULAREA)
Michi: I B D LITTLE GER WHO KILL YOU (a magical monstah appears)
Ouka: AWESOME A FIGHT
Michi: MY MAGIC FRIEND TELEPORT JEWS
(they are teleported to naval monte)
Morti: True death...
Shugo: Why are you doing this??
Morti: True death...
Shugo: Why are you doing this??
Morti: True death...
Shugo: Why are you doing this??
Morti: Can I kill you all now?
Shugo: No o.o
Morti: TOO BAD
(Morti summons a magic monster with rena in its belly)
Shugo: YOU .....ATE RENNAA?????!?!?!??!?!??!
(they're all infected magically)
(shugo fires bracelet at a mirror that is there FOR NO APPARENT REASON)
(everyone's near death except Shugo Mireille and Hotaru)
Aura: Don't data drain it!
Shugo: Aww WHIE?
Aura: Don't data drain it!
Shugo: Fine
Aura: ACTUALLY I CHANGED MY MIND DATA DRAIN IT ANYWAY
(shugo fires bracelet at monster)
Rena: SHUGO!!!!!
SHugo: RENA!!!!!!
Rena: SHUGO!!!!!
SHugo: RENA!!!!!!
Rena: SHUGO!!!!!
SHugo: RENA!!!!!!
Sanjuro: Oh good god.. T.T
Ouka: I know (sigh)
Michi: YOU KILLED MY FRIEND ;A;
Shugo: Too bad
Michi: MAGICAL CHAOS GATES GO!!
Shugo: o.o
MIchi: Everyone will die....
Shugo: >n< BUT RENA JUST CAME BACK!!
Michi: Whatev
(rena touches shugo's bracelet)
(esplosion)

FIN.

Okay, well I'm gonna listen to Carl no Theme 4 million times o.o

Re: THIS SERIES CONFUSES MER >n<

Posted: Sun Oct 05, 2008 1:18 pm
by TheSorrow
....AWESOME way to shorten up the anime. Reading that is just like watching the anime but better and easier to understand XD
But anyways, just ignore the anime. It's funny and with some fanservicing sometimes, but it sucks and has nothing to do with the storyline,

Re: THIS SERIES CONFUSES MER >n<

Posted: Sun Oct 05, 2008 1:25 pm
by AiperonOfLight
I agree entiredly...
It SUCKS

Re: THIS SERIES CONFUSES MER >n<

Posted: Mon Oct 06, 2008 1:26 pm
by AuraTwilight
The manga came out first and was the true version, but while being written. the anime adaptation ran ahead of it, and since they couldn't wait for the manga to finish, they had to make stuff up. Anime/Manga pairs do it ALL the time.

Re: THIS SERIES CONFUSES MER >n<

Posted: Mon Oct 06, 2008 1:39 pm
by AiperonOfLight
Thats suckishness why'd they do a stupid thing like that??

Re: THIS SERIES CONFUSES MER >n<

Posted: Mon Oct 06, 2008 7:10 pm
by AuraTwilight
Because it'd be boring to go through the exact same plot twice. Almost every anime does it; Code Geass, Sailor Moon, Dragonball Z, etcetera.

Re: THIS SERIES CONFUSES MER >n<

Posted: Mon Oct 06, 2008 11:28 pm
by AiperonOfLight
Well I still think it's suckish >n<

Re: THIS SERIES CONFUSES MER >n<

Posted: Thu Oct 30, 2008 11:55 am
by Azure_Balmung
i thought the show was good but they did it in only 12 episodes? i thought it would have been longer than that.

Re: THIS SERIES CONFUSES MER >n<

Posted: Thu Dec 04, 2008 7:05 pm
by Haseo Vi Awesome
That reminded me of that one inuyasha commercial where they both called each others name over and over again

Re: THIS SERIES CONFUSES MER >n<

Posted: Sat Dec 06, 2008 9:24 am
by AiperonOfLight
LOLYA
I saw that....
It's lke that in too many animes where all they do is say eachother's name...

Re: THIS SERIES CONFUSES MER >n<

Posted: Sat Feb 21, 2009 10:01 pm
by Haseo Vi Awesome
The Shugo calling Rena video is a good example X3

Re: THIS SERIES CONFUSES MER >n<

Posted: Sat Feb 21, 2009 11:13 pm
by Azure Knight
AuraTwilight wrote:Because it'd be boring to go through the exact same plot twice. Almost every anime does it; Code Geass, Sailor Moon, Dragonball Z, etcetera.
Even //XXXX and //G.U.+ does it.

Re: THIS SERIES CONFUSES MER >n<

Posted: Thu Feb 26, 2009 3:58 pm
by Admilu
I enjoyed the random story lines of the anime, it gives you a nice idea of the way characters interact when they're not following the intense storyline. Like in the book series of dot hack (da one based off of the games) I was going crazy at the end when they were all going to meet up cause I thought it'd be facinating to see the way they'd all act... and then they didn't show it and I got really dissappointed :'(

Re: THIS SERIES CONFUSES MER >n<

Posted: Sun Apr 19, 2009 1:12 am
by Azure Knight
AiperonOfLight wrote:LOLYA
I saw that....
It's lke that in too many animes where all they do is say eachother's name...
Inuyasha: KAGOME!!!
Kagome: INUYASHA!!!
Inuyasha: KAGOME!!!
Kagome: INUYASHA!!!
SHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUUUUUUUP!!!!

Re: THIS SERIES CONFUSES MER >n<

Posted: Fri Oct 09, 2009 9:06 am
by Silver
The Anime had alot more to it than that. I agree, the .Hack//LOT is confusing, but after watching the entire series twice it wasn't so confusing. @_@ I actually liked the 2 different stories, it reminds me of the

 the alternate (100%) ending of G.U, which is the same as the Anime.. Or so I heard, I don't have the 3rd one.

/didnotreadaboveposts

Re: THIS SERIES CONFUSES MER >n<

Posted: Fri Oct 09, 2009 11:24 am
by TheSorrow
Silver wrote:The Anime had alot more to it than that. I agree, the .Hack//LOT is confusing, but after watching the entire series twice it wasn't so confusing. @_@ I actually liked the 2 different stories, it reminds me of the

 the alternate (100%) ending of G.U, which is the same as the Anime.. Or so I heard, I don't have the 3rd one.

/didnotreadaboveposts
It's not really confusing, it's just stupid and makes no sense with the rest of the series. It wasn't ENTIRELY bad, and i liked certain aspects of it, but what makes me tolerate it is that it's non-canon, and so no matter what happens in the anime, it doesn't really matter (and that's one of the reasons why i'm disliking LINK...it makes less sense than LoTB, and i'm supposed to believe that it really happens and .Hack has indeed become a Digimon/Chrono Trigger hybrid x-x).

And don't even compare any of the GU endings with LoTB, they both were awesome and made alot of sense with the rest of the story, which also made enough sense and was still very related to the rest of .Hack, in a good way too D:

Re: THIS SERIES CONFUSES MER >n<

Posted: Fri Oct 09, 2009 2:23 pm
by AiperonOfLight
Old thread revival o.o