Things ROOTS characters never say

[Darklord522]

Ovan:So Haseo, want to guess what's in my arm.
Haseo: Hmm, maybe cheese sandwiches?
Ovan:No, only AiDa; but this is roots so you don't know what it is yet.
Haseo: Oh...okay then.

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Haseo:Hey sakisaka.
Sakisaka:Oh, hi Haseo.
Haseo: You know your plant hat is turning me on.
Sakisaka:WTF?

[Azure Knight]

Shino:They say that there was a statue of a girl here.
Haseo: Why'd she leave?
Shino: Cuz she's a b*tch.
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Haseo: Besides a sh*tload of cheese sandwiches, what is Ovan's arm for?
Shino: Well Haseo, when two people love eachother, they-
Haseo: I heard this already, what does it do???
Shino:...It vibrates.
Haseo: AAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!*Runs*
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Haseo: Tabby!!! Tabby!!! Tabby!!! Tabby!!! Tabby!!! Tabby!!! Tabby!! Ta-
Tabby: STFU *sshole!!!!*Walks away*
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Sakisaka: *rants in spanish, then in mexican accent* WHY DO I PLAY THIS BIDEO GAME???

[ShinoBee]

Phyllo: Shino, meet Ovan. Ovan, meet Shino. You know the drill.
Shino: ...
Ovan: This is stupid as hell, Phyllo.
Phyllo: Are you two youngsters gonna cyber or what?
Shino: Ovan, I think it's raep time now.
Ovan: Rape time? How can that be possible in this game?!
Shino: You'll see...
*IRL*
Masato: *hears his door opening* What was that?
Shino: *right behind him* Hello, Ovan...
Masato: OH HELL NO.

[Quill]

Phyllo: Shino, meet Ovan. Ovan, meet Shino. You know the drill.
Shino: ...
Ovan: This is stupid as hell, Phyllo.
Phyllo: Are you two youngsters gonna cyber or what?
Shino: Ovan, I think it's raep time now.
Ovan: Rape time? How can that be possible in this game?!
Shino: You'll see...
*IRL*
Masato: *hears his door opening* What was that?
Shino: *right behind him* Hello, Ovan...
Masato: OH HELL NO.

Oh lord! That's wrongs on so many levels.

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[Ender sees Haseo and runs towards him for a PK.]

WHAM!

Ender: "What the?! What is this? A force field?"

Haseo: (Smirking) "Hi, Ender. Like my new firewall?"

[ShinoBee]

Ender: So i herd u liek mudkips...
Haseo: I LOOOOOOVE MUDKIPSwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.
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Phyllo: So Shino, did you enjoy Ovan?
Shino: Oh yes I did, now we are VERY good friends...We even formed a guild together.
Phyllo: Oh, really?
Shino: Yes. I'm planning to recruit mainly newbies so I could corrupt their innocent minds and then take over The World!
Phyllo: Brilliant idea, Shino!
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Ovan: Hello Haseo, would you like to join my guild?
Haseo: Uh....I don't know you.
Ovan: You get a free cheese sandwich.
Haseo: Count me in.
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Shino: OK, Tawaraya. Here's the deal. I'll sell Ovan to Naobi, and I'll keep quiet about the stuff TaN has been doing, including the secret cyber club.
Tawaraya: You got yourself a deal!
*later*
Haseo: Shino, how could you?! I thought it was my turn.
Shino: Sorry Haseo, but I realized you're the "receiving" type, do you know what I mean?
Haseo: Oh I get it. Don't worry, Shino, I'll become the "giving" type for you! I'll work my hardest to help others in need!
Shino: *thinking* Dumbass.
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Sakisaka: I LOVE THE WORLD. I'M GONNA STAY HERE 4EVA!
Tabby: Screw you, Sakisaka.
Sakisaka: CALL ME TEACHER!!!111

[kite114]

im new to the boards its nice you all
i just thought this one up
shino:I like big butts and i cannot lie, you other brothers cannot deny.When a girl walks in with a itty bitty waist around in your face you get sprung

[ShinoBee]

(Got one based on the OVA, thus, CONTAINING SPOILERS)


Aina: *runs toward Ovan, and punches him* ****! Where's that Alice bow from Baby the Stars Shine Bright you promised me once I get back from Germany?!
Ovan: But I just got back from the hospital AND court!
Aina: What are you gonna do, PK me again?!
*the next day*
Haseo: Ovan's supposed to meet with us, right, Shino?
Shino: Change of plans with him. He has to take Aina to the BtSSB boutique.
Haseo: Can't we just go on with the meeting without him?
Shino: I'm leaving also...
Haseo: ...OH! I get it.

[Twilight Haseo]

Haseo: My 3rd form is gangsta! *laughs*
Tabby: Gangsta? What does that mean, Haseo?
Haseo: .................(unusual length of silence.....then...)

*SCYTHE SLASH!!*

Tabby: WAHHH!
(Tabby falls to ground in the grayed out, stone-like fashion, obviously being PKed)

Haseo: means you jus got ya kitten claw-wearin' @$$ PWNNNNNED b*tch!

[twinbladePker]

Tabby: haseo how badly do you want to be with shino?
Haseo:....
Haseo: I came out of the closet!
Haseo: Im gay!
Endrance: sorry im late

[Alkaid_loves_Haseo]

Shino: Haseo. I'm finally over Ovan, and I'm ready for you.

Haseo: That's nice...

Shino: Huh?

Haseo: Didn't you hear? I'm married to Endrance now. *Hold hand out and shows ring.*

Endrance: Haseo, my love, where are you?

Haseo: Coming sweetie. Later, Atoli! *Runs off towards Endrance.*

Shino: I'm Shino......Damn, oh well, there's always my back up lover. Now, where did I put Atoli's member address......

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That was something my cousin said one day. Lol.

[ShinoBee]

Shino: Haseo-kun...
Haseo: I'm sorry, Shino, but...
Shino: What is it?
Haseo: Now I'm gay for Ovan.
Shino: Wanna go stalk him?
Haseo: Sure!
Ovan: ...Oh ****.
Yata: I wanna go, too!
Pai: Go for it Yata-sama! *squeals*

(old joke. but oh well.)

[Alkaid_loves_Haseo]

Nice one.

Alkaid: Hey, Atoli, me and Haseo had some serious fun outside of the game last night.

Atoli: Huh? *Faints*

*Haseo walks up*

Haseo: Hey Alkaid! What happened to Atoli?

Alkaid: I don't know. I was just telling her about us going to the amusement park and how much fun we had last night, when she passed out.

Haseo: That's weird. Oh well. Wanna poke her with her staff?

Alkaid: Okay. I got nothing better to do. *Begins poking Atli with her staff.*

Kinda dumb, but I replayed that part in Vol. 2 and it got me thinkning.

[ShinoBee]

Nice one.

Alkaid: Hey, Atoli, me and Haseo had some serious fun outside of the game last night.

Atoli: Huh? *Faints*

*Haseo walks up*

Haseo: Hey Alkaid! What happened to Atoli?

Alkaid: I don't know. I was just telling her about us going to the amusement park and how much fun we had last night, when she passed out.

Haseo: That's weird. Oh well. Wanna poke her with her staff?

Alkaid: Okay. I got nothing better to do. *Begins poking Atli with her staff.*

Kinda dumb, but I replayed that part in Vol. 2 and it got me thinkning.

Alkaid, this should be in the what GU characters will never say.

Anyway....

Nazo Grunty: Tabby-obbasan naru!
Tabby: *punches Nazo Grunty*

[twinbladePker]

Shino: Ok heres the day tabby im gona tell ovan I want to be with him forever
Tabby: Il be right with you
*open door*
*Ovans makin out with haseo*
Shino NOOO It Canttt bee!!
Ovan: Its what it looks like!
Haseo: YES IT is dont lie
Ovan: SHino i sweawre i was thinkin of you the whole time
Haseo: I cant take this anymore wheres hirragi!?

[Alkaid_loves_Haseo]

So what, Shinobee! XP Lol.

That was just wrong. Lol.

[SilabuZZZ]

Oh you,guys

[Alkaid_loves_Haseo]

Some are really wrong. *Shinobee....Lol.* But's it's kind of fun to see what all you can think of that they wouldn't say/do.

[Thyried]

Phyllo: Oh, I'm gonna die soon, somebody pity me... (proceeds to b!tching about his current state)

[Alkaid_loves_Haseo]

That's sad. I was sad when Phyllo died. T-T

Anyways,
Ovan: Hey Shino! I'm ready for commitment now.

Shino: Too late, I've moved on. *Kisses Sakaki* (first person I could think of. No flaring me please. Crack pairing, I even admit it)

Ovan: Oh well. Now where's my sister? She'll be ready for me!

[AzureShadow]

wow thats messed up and you said shinobee was wrong