Things ROOTS characters never say

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[Continues]

Piros: "What's a life?"

Sakaki: "I think its the phenomena that exists outside our monitors."
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Phyllo:.....The f*ck you olooking at?
Haseo: Nothing!
-goes off to Tabby-
Tabby:.....The f*ck are you looking at?
Haseo: What do you think?
Tabby: Stop looking and start fondling.
Bordeux: Why the f*ck did you drag me into this?!?!?!?!?! I'm  comatose you dumbf*ck!
Ryou_Misaki: Sorry!
Tabby: Hey there big boy.....
Haseo: Hey! She's mine!
Tabby: I don't see you with a twenty.
Ryou_Misaki: Thank god for twenty's!
Haseo: And bad spelling?
Everyone but Haseo:.....F*ck off.
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Ovan: Shino's really hot.
Haseo: No, B-Set is.
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Phyllo: Ovan? I've never heard of him before.
Haseo: But you just said..
Phyllo: Did I stutter?
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Sakisaka: I can't wait to help out the newbies!
Shino: Sakisaka's not usual words.
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Shino: Ovan, can you come help us with the guild?
Ovan: Sure, I'll be right there.(Like he'd ever say that anyway.)
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Tabby: Aww man, this is too tough, I give up and quit this game.
Haseo: No, don't leave me!
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B-Set: How great to see you!
Haseo: Someone who looks so depressed saying that is kinda creepy.
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Pi: Master Yata, I'm tired of listening to you.
Yata: Finally, I'm free of that pink-haired stalker.
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Azure Kite: Guhhh...
Haseo: Oh shut up, you're not Tri-Edge. *walks away*
Azure Kite: ...*tear falls from eye*
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isn't it a copy thread from general??
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Daichi wrote:isn't it a copy thread from general??
To be exact, spin-off. This one's for ROOTS, while the ones in general chat are either GU, IMOQ, or SIGN. But I'm sure the biggest thread is the GU one though.
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Ovan:Who wants a cheese sandwhich?
Haseo:Not me.
Tabby:Oh!Oh!Me!Me!Me!
Shino:I don't want one or else I'll get fat.
Ovan:Hell no!If Tabby wants one I am not giving it to that f***ing
annoying b****!
Tabby:What did you say?
(*Tabby gets into a fight with Ovan and Tabby takes Ovan's glasses away*)
Ovan: Dammit!Now I can't see anything!
Haseo:Hey!Ovan might be faking it!(*to Ovan*)Alright Ovan how many fingers am i holding up?
Ovan:I can't see anything!Where am I going?
(*rams into Haseo*)
Ovan:Oh,is that you Haseo?
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AuraTwilight wrote:Ovan: Yo momma.

Shino: Oh no he di'nt. *snapsnap*

Haseo: Aight.

Sakisaka: West siiiiiiide.

Tabby: ... *quits the Brigade.*
lol wow how did u come up with that?
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Shino: Do you love me Haseo?
Haseo: ... Why do you ask?
Shino: Will you think of me all the time if I become the Lost One?
Haseo: Don't say something horrible like that!
Shino: Well then, it's a promise... come fort

*Shino snap her finger*

*Tri Edge appeared and Pked Shino*

Haseo: No!!!!!! I don't want to think about you f*lty b*tch! Ovan is the only one I should be thinking of!
Shino: You... how dare you... m.. ova..

*Shino fade away*

Haseo: Now, time for exam revision...

*Exam time*

Code: Select all

Name: Shinovan Ovanino

1+1 = Svanino
1+2 = Ovsino
1+3 = Shovan
...
...
...
...

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Phyllo: Say Ovan, why did you invite Haseo?
Ovan: Well. it's nearly examination time now...
Phyllo: Yeah? So?
Ovan: You know? I used to be an intelligent kid who got 100% on every test, but ever since I play the world my grade went down to 1-0%
Phyllo: ...
Ovan: Now, I have Shino in my guild. If this guy fall in love with her...
Phyllo: Ahha?
Ovan: He will think of her, log in to chat with her, etc, etc, etc...

*Haseo appeared behind Ovan*

Phyllo: ... (Seemed that Ovan didn't notice)
Ovan: He will never think of revision, and eventually fail for his examination!!Gahhahahahhhahaahahahahhahahahah

<A moment of silence>

Haseo: Sorry. but I am NEET so I don't have to take an exam...
Ovan: It's none of your b... ... ...!!!
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Gaspard: whoa guys i took the biggest dump where are u guys?

Endrence: over by the bridge

Haseo: dude what took so long we have been waiting forever?

Gaspard: we'll srry i had to take a dump

Endrence: we'll maybe if u didint eat so much u wouldint have diarea all the time

Gaspard: Hey i dont have to take any crap from a freaking girl!

Kughn:(giberish)

Gaspard: haha yea totally
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.hacker13 wrote:Gaspard: whoa guys i took the biggest dump where are u guys?

Endrence: over by the bridge

Haseo: dude what took so long we have been waiting forever?

Gaspard: we'll srry i had to take a dump

Endrence: we'll maybe if u didint eat so much u wouldint have diarea all the time

Gaspard: Hey i dont have to take any crap from a freaking girl!

Kughn:(giberish)

Gaspard: haha yea totally
Heh, Southpark. Gotta love it.
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.hacker13 wrote:Gaspard: whoa guys i took the biggest dump where are u guys?

Endrence: over by the bridge

Haseo: dude what took so long we have been waiting forever?

Gaspard: we'll srry i had to take a dump

Endrence: we'll maybe if u didint eat so much u wouldint have diarea all the time

Gaspard: Hey i dont have to take any crap from a freaking girl!

Kughn:(giberish)

Gaspard: haha yea totally

LMAO xD
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Post by The*true*Terror Of Death »

isnt this a roots never say thread...lol, why is gu chars in here?

any way...
*Phyllo- Even if i knew i wouldnt tell you haseo*
haseo- oh ok, i gave up on tri-edge any way. I have a new passion driving me.."
*Phyllo- i dont care*
haseo- U wanna knowright? well its bird watching here in mac anu, i luv the bird graphics, they are soooo pretty!!!"
(Piros In backgrond) :)
haseo- GOLDY SHINY SHINY!
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Haseo: Hey Ovan, how old are you?
Ovan: ....Thats personal.
Haseo: Are you 50?
Ovan: ...No..
Haseo: Aww c'mon, tell me!
Ovan: NO!
Haseo: *sob* Meanie...*runs off, crying like a little girl*
Ovan: .....What the @#$%..
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All of them: LOL
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Haseo standing too close to the chaos gate: OW!
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Gord: I'm Gord, the PK of Justice, protector of the weak, defender of the innocent... *Stabs a passing newbie*
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Skeith: *shows up in the first episode*

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Tabby: I thought my last character was too revealing. I'll make a modest Cleric!

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Haseo: The fact that I have the same hairstyle and voice as Sasuke is COMLETELY unrelated, I swear!
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Gaspard: let´s go to PK for a while...
Haseo: WTF?! you know i am a pkk, right?
Gaspard: SHUT UP NOOB!! you will speak only when i tell ya too!!

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Ender: why are your eyes that big Naobi-sama!?
Naobi: because i like to singA... about the moonA, and the SpringA...

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Yata: Shooooop DA woooooooooooooop!!
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Endrance: Haseo... i am in love of a girl in the real world...
Haseo: ... you actualy left your room?!
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Kuhn: screw the girls, i love Endrance...
Saku: you can have him, he is a jerk (?)

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Shino: i used to love you Haseo... now i love Gabi!!

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Mello grunty: kill, kill, kill!!! BWAJAJAJAJA

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Taihaku: you can´t beat me...
Haseo: why?! your moustache does not scare me!!
Taihaku: no... you see... in the real life i am actualy Chuck Norris...
Haseo: ... SKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEITH!! come fight for me!! i am scared, gob!!

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Sakaki: what are we doing tonight Ovan?
Ovan: the same thing we do every night Sakaki... try to conquer "the world"
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Sakaki: *comes to Atoli* Atoli, I'm sorry for being self-obsessed, pompous, over-bearing, piece of crap. Can you ever forgive me?
Haseo: ....*watching this*
Atoli: ...Well Sakaki..
Sakaki: Yes? *looks hopeful*
Atoli: You infected me with AIDA, manipulated me, lied to me, and called me a @#$%& and you think I'm gonna forgive you? *punches him* TAKE MY LOVE, *punches again* MY ANGER, *uppercuts him* AND ALL OF MY SORROW!
Sakaki: D: *falls over, takes 9295295782 damage* You're so mean to meeee~ *dies*
Haseo: ...Pwned.
Silabus: Copyright infringement.
Haseo: ...Shut up.
Silabus: ....Jerk.
Haseo: What'd you say?
Silabus: Oh nothing~
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Haseo: Open it.
Ovan: No.....just a little longer....
Haseo: OPEN IT!!!!
Ovan: GAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!IT'S TOO EARLY!!!!!!!!!!!
(lock falls out, a hundred burnt cheese sandwiches fall out of ovan's left arm)
Haseo: You see, now what do we do with the guild picnic???
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[Ovan's box is shaking.]

Ovan: "I refuse to keep you in there any longer!

[Box breaks open and a hobo falls out.]

Ovan: "Damn squatter!"
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