Things ROOTS characters never say

[Kefkaownsall]

Haseo: I like everyone and PKK is wrong.

[Asyllum]

Tawaraya : dont u think that my PC is very skinny?
Naobi : Ovan is so sexy
Shino : you two are just noob in this guild!!*pointing at Haseo and Tabby*
Ovan : MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

[OfTheTwilight]

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Azure Kite: Guhhh...
Haseo: Oh shut up, you're not Tri-Edge. *walks away*
Azure Kite: ...*tear falls from eye*

That has to be one of the best ones.

Azure Kite: ...
Haseo: what did you say?!
Azure Kite: ...
Haseo: What did you do to Shino!?!?
Azure Kite data drains Haseo : Noob.

[AzureHaseo100]

Tabby:blah blha blah...

Haseo:Not now Tabby,i am trying to look moody and cool...

Tabby:Eh??

Haseo:Good morning Phyllo...

Phyllo:Have either of you two seen Ovan this morning??

[There starts Pimp music and Ovan appears with a pimp hat]

Ovan:Yo what's going on down in the hood homies?

Haseo:O-O-Ovan...

Ovan:OOOOO you got some serious booty there sister!

Tabby:Eh??

Haseo:It must be the AIDA...Phyllo hurry up and heal him!!

Phyllo:Stupid kids...

[maggosh]

Ovan: Net Slum? THIS - IS - TARTARGA!

[projectwing0]

Haseo: Screw The World, imma go play Maple Story

[FallenDragon]

Naobi: Dammit! Stupid fleas! *scratches*

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The next one is kind of a spoiler, so watch at your own risk.

Phyllo: Haseo, I only have a few days to live.
Haseo: Sorry, did you say something? I was thinking about Tri-Edge.

[AuraTwilight]

Haseo: Yiff in hell, furfag.

Tabby: ;_; But I wanted to yiff with you~.

No, wait, Haseo WOULD say that. Okay, let's try again.

Haseo: Yiff in hell, furfag.

Phyllo: ;_; But I wanted to yiff with you~. *dies of cancer. HA!*

[FallenDragon]

*Haseo enters the Twilight Brigade @Home*
Ovan: Man! I feel like a woman!
Haseo: Right...maybe I should join TaN.
*Haseo enters TaN @Home*
Tawaraya: I feel pretty, oh so pretty. I feel pretty and witty and gaaaaay. And I pity, any girl who isn't me today. I feel charming, oh so charming-
Haseo: What is wrong with this place!? That's it, I'm quitting The World!

[ShinoBee]

Shino: *falls onto Haseo* Can I stay like this, Haseo?
Haseo: Hell no. *walks way*
Shino: ...>_<

[FallenDragon]

Phyllo: So my dog is trying to **** my cat, right? But then the cat bit him the...wait, what were we talking about?
Tabby:

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Haeo: I'm so happy!

[AuraTwilight]

Shino: *comatose*

Friend 1: Hey Shino, we're just breakin' into your house so we can borrow your-OH MY GOD!

Friend 2: We should tell her mother and get her to the hospital and stuff!

Friend 1: No, wait. We'll call the hospital in an hour.

Friend 2: :D

[ShinoBee]

Shino: gb2/grocery/
Haseo: ;_; But I want to find love.
Shino: You could find love there. Get a life, boy.
Haseo: But Shino, you found love in The World, right?
Shino: No I haven't ;_;.
Haseo: Let's cyber then!

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(//G.U. Trilogy stuff)

Atoli: Does this AIDA look make my PC look fat?

[FallenDragon]

(//G.U. Trilogy stuff)

Atoli: Does this AIDA look make my PC look fat?

For some reason, I can actually imagine her saying that XD


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Tabby: Do you think my boobs are too big?
Sakisaka: Shut up, I'm trying to undress Ovan with my mind.

[Kurokasumi]

*Haseo in the Demon Palace tournament battling Boerdeax(sp?)*

(Haseo just gone through melodramtic phase)

Skieth: I have found you!!!
Haseo: Come to me...
(Haseo just starts his trasformation into skieth)
(game crashes)

At desktop: Runtime error 1335: Your graphics card does not support shader detail 3. You cannot turn into skeith until you pay $450 to a Nivida 7900 graphics card minimum.

Haseo: Well. Sh**.

[maggosh]

*Haseo in the Demon Palace tournament battling Boerdeax(sp?)*

(Haseo just gone through melodramtic phase)

Skieth: I have found you!!!
Haseo: Come to me...
(Haseo just starts his trasformation into skieth)
(game crashes)

At desktop: Runtime error 1335: Your graphics card does not support shader detail 3. You cannot turn into skeith until you pay $450 to a Nivida 7900 graphics card minimum.

Haseo: Well. Sh**.

Kurokasumi wins the thread.

[OfTheTwilight]

Yata singing and dancing at the serpent of Lore: "My milkshakes bring all the boys to the yard and damn right..."
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Haseo in 3rd form mets a bunch of PK's: Do you know Tri-Edge?!
Pk's: Eh...who?
Haseo: You know: Some guy in orange, big weapons, blue flame. He's got this wierd hat and these patched up clothes, likes to PK people and make them comatose, I need to find him because I need someone with a   debugger to change my damn clothes back! This outfit looks like some emo kid's idea!
Tabby: I am sooooooo posting this chat log on the BBS
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Azure Kite as Haseo rushes him in Hulle Granz: Wait, wait, wait! oh Sh...! *Haseo attacks him*
Haseo: Stop moaning at me and fight!
AK *smacks head*: Damn built-in microhpone!
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Ovan: Become stronger Has-
*Haseo PKs Ovan*
Haseo: The restraining order says 500 meters, 500 METERS! Stop stalking me dammit!
Ovan in PKed grey: