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Atoli: *Starts singing Slipknot*
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Actually, Piros3 would be the type to say this...

Piros3: "Alright thumbs up! Let's do this! LEERROOOOOOYYY JEENNNKIINNNNNSS!!!!"

Kuhn: "Omigod he just ran in..."

Haseo: "... Save him!"
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Haseo: PERSONA!!! (Well, Yuri has said it before and still does)
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*Fighting Haseo*
Endurance: She gets easily board....
Haseo: I will kill you!!! SKEITH!!!!!
*Haseo turns to skeith.*
Endurance: and now....My mia!
*Endurance Yells summoning his avatar, as the light fade away what appears?*
Endurance: Never Gonna Give You Up! Never gonna let you...-
Haso: O_O!
Atoli: I like rickrolling! ºoº!
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Ratsu wrote:*Fighting Haseo*
Endurance: She gets easily board....
Haseo: I will kill you!!! SKEITH!!!!!
*Haseo turns to skeith.*
Endurance: and now....My mia!
*Endurance Yells summoning his avatar, as the light fade away what appears?*
Endurance: Never Gonna Give You Up! Never gonna let you...-
Haso: O_O!
Atoli: I like rickrolling! ºoº!
Gabi: You spelled Endrance wrong...
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:lol: "Just like Sasuke" :lol:

*Tsukasa, Kite, and Haseo walk into Aura's chambers.*

Tsukasa: I wonder why she sleeps all the time?

Kite: What's that on the dresser?

*Haseo picks it up* (ADVIL P.M.)

Tsukasa, Kite, Haseo: Well that explains a lot.-_-
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Muwahaahahaha! Back again, with new source material.

(Warning: NSFW) Lazer Collection

(Warning: NSFW) Lazer Collection 2

-----

[Haseo is at the Gott Statue chest.]

Haseo: "This had better be worth it."

[Opens the chest see a black void with Shoop da Whoop inside.]

Chest: "I'M-A FIRIN' MAH LAZAH! BLAAARGH!"

-----

[Haseo is losing his Arean fight with Alkaid.]

Alkaid: "Any last words?"

Haseo: "Yeah, how about... I'M-A FIRIN' MAH LAZAH!! BLAAAAAAAAGH!!!!"

----- EDIT: 2009/01/25 -----

.hack//Darwin Awards #1

[Haseo, Atoli and Pi are standing next to one of Tri-Edge's mark.]

Haseo: "This should be the right Data Seed."

[Everyone warps into a yellow void.]

Atoli: "Oh no!"

Pi: "This is...!"

Haseo: "HIS PLACE?!"

Yahtzee: "Oh, yes it is!"

[Chases everyone with a chain saw.]

Yahtzee: "Now THIS is a game I can enjoy! J-RPG puzzles!"
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Sirius: Screw this. *looks at Gaspard* Hey. You wanna be Emperor?

Endrance: I love football and dogs and naked women and beating dudes up...

Atoli: *to Shino* Damn, you are UGLY.

Yata: Derrrrr....... *drool*

Gaspard: I hate all of you.
Silabus: Same. Screw this game, I'm playing Riot Gun.

Death Grunty: Haseo, I've finally decided that I respect you! *quack*

Sakaki: Forget ruling the world through The World, I'm gonna go play on the jungle gym.
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Sakaki: dashing through the sand with a bomb straped to my back
cuz ive got a nasty plan for chistmas in iraq
i got through check point A but not through check point B
thats when i got shot in the ass by the U.S. military
OOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH jingle bombs jingle bombs
im blown up you see where are all the virgins that binladin promissed me
OOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH jingle bombs jingle bombs
your soliders shot me dead now all i have left is this towl upon me head
i used to be a man
now every time i cough thanks to uncle sam
my nuts keep falling off
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Well, this took a big bottle of OJ to get it all outta my head.

Situation: The gang (atoli, Haseo, Alkaid and Kite) walk into a mysterious store that is cleverly named "Lolita Whore". If you can already see where this is going, than good. If not, than just act like you do.

Storeclerk, dress in entirely black looks up at the unexpected guess and gives them a warm, black lip stick smile.

Storeclerk (1): Welcome to Lolita Whore, were we specialize in making even strong men into the most special little goths you ever seen. How may we help you?

[haseo gives an impared stare and glances back to see that Alkaid and Atoli(Atori is what I'll call her for now) are gleefully checking out the selection. Kite stares at the Clerk, his brow furrowed.]

Haseo: So, who let the fag run the store?

Storeclerk (1): Obiviously, the prefect fag, since he doesn't boldly wear bondage or a thong in a outrightly gay store.

Haseo: Erk. That's not what I menat-

Kite: What he meant was what would be the prefect gift for an outrightly strong headed girl!

Storeclerk (1): We have the right kind of the stuff for this kind of girl. Please follow me over here, sire.

[Kite looks wistfully back at Haseo, hoping he get the message to come with him]

Haseo: What teh hell are you looking at?!

[Kite is shot down with that attitide of haseo's]

Atori: Haseo, Haseo! Look, Look!

[Haseo turns to see Atoli in a decortive dress that was a size too small for her bust and had come about half way up her thighs. The lace swift around in circles as she spinned around to give him a better look.]

Haseo: Atori, isn't that just a tad bit small?

Atori: Well, I also like the two piece that Alkaid has on.

[Haseo looks at alkaid, who is in-gulfed with place the wig on just right. The shorts Alkaid wore bare a remarkable likeness to Pi's, but was not closed all the way. The strings hung lifelessly against Alkaid's sand color skin. teh top was croped like a V-necked shirt, tha bared the top of he breats, The wing came about Half way down her black and was slik and shiny.]

Haseo: ...the Hell?

Alkaid: What'cha think of this little masterpiece, Mr. Big shot?

Haseo: Looks horrible!

Alkaid: Wh-what?

Haseo: That top clashes with your hair and the shorts don't expose the best of your legs. Your stomach is not tone enough to handle that kind of equitment and those shoes do not go with the outift at all!

[Alkaid looked dumb struck as Haseo laid out all her flaws and she looked Atori for help. Atori playfully tapped Haseo on the shoulders and whisper in his ear]

Atori: Haseo, your inner gayness is showing.

[Haseo looked at Atori, then back at Alkaid. She was right and Haseo ran out of the store, for he shamed himself and all of the bondage loving wearers.]

Kite: What'd I miss?

Atori + Alkaid: Nothing much!

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Not as funny as I thought it be, but oh well.
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Silabus: This newbie asked me for help the other day.
Kuhn: So what'd you do?
Silabus: I punched him in the mouth.
Kuhn: I taught you well.

[Haseo and Endrance sitting in a room, and Atoli comes in]
Atoli: Smells like sex in here.
Haseo: Dammit, we've been caught.
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Yata:I dont want to own GU anymore sakaki you can have the job
Sakaki:Nah not interested
Yata:But i thought you wanted power
Sakaki:No, power can go to your head and make you act like an idiot, why would i want power?
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Haseo: "If you were GAAAAY~, it'd be OKAAAAAY~"

(Sorry, I just get the vibe that Haseo is UBER-straight. XD)

Atoli: "I AM THE GODDESS OF THE WORLD!!!"

Sakaki: *anything sensible*

Alkaid: "I'm going to hug you and HATE YOU, Sirius!"

Bordeaux: "Oh, Haseo~~~ I wubu~~~ <3"

Endrance: "Bah, screw this. I'm gonna go smex Saku."

Saku: "Eewwww!!! Get away from me, Endrance!"

Silabus: *anything violent or otherwise offensive*

Gaspard: "HAHA!!! I'm going to be the Sage Palace Emperor!"
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Ovan: Why am I here?
Haseo: Your life is the sum of a remainder of an unbalanced equation inherent in the programming of the the World. You are the eventuality of an anomaly which despite my sincerest efforts I have been unable to eliminate from what is otherwise a harmony of mathematical precision. While it remains a burden deciduously avoided it is not unexpected and thus not beyond a measure of control. Which has led you inexcerably here?
Ovan: O_O Stop using big words damnit!
Haseo: Are you gonna cry now, you big baby? You know, your other predecessors cried like girls too!
Ovan: Me cry, eat this, Kamehameha!! *His arm blasts him away*
Haseo: ****, I never thought of that possibility.
*Ovan returns to Mac Anu*
Alkaid: So is the world safe?
Ovan: Yea baby, so I'll come over to your place, and we can get it on!
Alkaid: I like it raw!
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Ovan: Haseo-san! Haseo-san! Can I have the Key of the Twilight?
Haseo: You cannot.
Ovan: Nyoro~n.
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Azure Knight wrote:Ovan: Haseo-san! Haseo-san! Can I have the Key of the Twilight?
Haseo: You cannot.
Ovan: Nyoro~n.
This is total win....

(taken from Yugioh abridged)

Silver Knight: Hey guys can I be a main character?
Every one: NO!

Atoli: Haseo how do you get your hair that shiny?
Haseo: L'Oreal, Because I'm worth it. ;D
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Silabus:Let's have some fun PKing noobs Haseo!.

Haseo:Sure have fun.. Kill Tri Edge!!!

Atoli:Uhmm..

Haseo:SHUT UP Atoli!. I'm planning to kill Tri Edge!!

Pi:My breasts are too large and pixelated for me to comment on this matter.

Yata:Agree...

Haseo:Can I Kill Tri Edge?

AIDA<Anna>:...............

Haseo:Awwww F*#K!! NOT AGAIN?! After I kill you stupid AIDA!!! I will Kill Tri Edge!!!

Kuhn:Pi.. I think.. I'm inlove with you.. NOT!!!

Pi:You've hurt my feelings!..

Haseo:Love sucks.. Kill Tri Edge!!!

Saku:Is Bo gay?.

Haseo:Maybe.. Kill Tri Edge!!!

Gabi:I always play this game when I'm feeling sad...

Ovan:It's alright Gabi.. You can always call me to give you a hug...

Haseo: So emo and gay.. Kill Tri Edge!!!

Yata:Why the hell are there so many monitors here in the serpent of lore?!!

Sakaki:Why are you always here anyway in the first place?.

Yata:Good question.. Maybe.. To do my "thing"... Wanna join and help?.

Sakaki:My pleasure...

Wise Grunty:Did someone forgot to mention about killing Tri Edge?<nero>

Doppelganger:REAPERS DANCE!!!

Haseo:Hey!. We look the same!.

Doppleganger:Oh do we?. I didn't notice..

Haseo:What a coincidence!. Uhm.. Hey!. Wanna Kill Tri Edge?..

Doppleganger:Who's that?.

Haseo:Nevermind...

Zelkova:I AM A HACKER OF "THE WORLD"!

Haseo:Kill Tri Edge?.

Cubia:!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Haseo:All the feelings I've carved deep into the world, ARE GOING INTO THIS ONE ATTACK!!!

(Haseo defeated Cubia)

Haseo:Wait! Did I mention to kill Tri Edge?..
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I dont know if anyone has done this already because i havent read all of the pages so im sorry if it has been done.
Skeith (1st form) is in a battle with AIDA Anna and is losing.
SKEITH: crap I dont think i can keep this up. Well i guess it's time for the last resort.
SKEITH:HHHAASSEEEOOOOOOOO
Haseo appears standing in front of the AIDA and skeith is gone.
HASEO:what the crap, how do you expect me too....(AIDA anna hits haseo with Algol Laser and kills him )
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(Still not four months so this is legit woo! >3<)

Kite: WHERE HAVE WE BEEN FOR THE PAST SEVEN MONTHS?! And don't answer that because I know what the answer is.

Elk: *Is pacing back and forth* You're aware that while on the search for Tsukasa's lost penor we entered a bar got in debt and to pay it off I'm to perform a a song and dance routine nightly wearing red a satin night gown while acting like a total **** to my fans and the strange men that pine for me? *Endrance is close behind Elk, sniffing his hair*

Kite: Yes... I am completely aware as ALWAYS because I'm not stupid and dumb, nor do I say redundant things and you can't question that... EVER! As a side why won't you stand still?

Elk: I have to use the bathroom but I'm too scared go! Everytime I do, random guys pin me to the wall, pee on the toilet seats and force me the sit on all of them... and then they do... other things.

Kite: That's something I'd like to see... I think I'm becoming a bit more like-

*Elsewhere at the house in the undisclosed location*

Tsukasa: ORCA!

Orca: *still female* Sup?

Tsukasa: I've been waiting patiently for Kite and Elk for months now. I doubt they found whatever you sent them to find, are they ever coming back? I need someone to help me bury Subaru.

Orca: She died?!

Tsukasa: Well... you know... we have no means to TAKE CARE OF PEOPLE IN COMAS. We don't even have food, HOW DO WE SURVIVE IN THIS PLACE?

Orca:Through love, anger, and training for next year's Gundam fight! Or helping the A.E.U.G. ... I would do the latter but I can't remember who they're fighting.

Tsukasa: The Titans?

Orca: Ah yes I "Remember the Titans"... teehee

Tsukasa: ... I walked into that reference... I think I'm beginning to understand Kite more and more. But still not as much as I'd want to... *stares out of a conveniently placed window to see a flier placed on one of the many building surrounding their house showing a nude Kite and Elk sitting on a bed holding hands as an advert for some shitty tavern* ... I really wanna go there... I also wish I could hold hands with that blue-green haired boy that I'm completely unfamiliar with. *le sigh*

Orca: Well then I'll take you on the condition we can bring the Subaru along! And try not to waste time with your meaningless womanly banter that only a woman would banter about... YOU GIRL.

Tsukasa: You mean my dead girlfriend?(And you are a girl too now... kinda..ish?)

Orca: ... No I mean the car... the star car... from space... DEAD SPACE THAT IS, OHHHHHHHH (I LOVE OVERRATED SHITTY GAMES.)
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