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Things GU characters would NEVER SAY (Possible spoilers)

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You've probably heard of this before.

What are the things you think GU charcters would NEVER say??

Example:
Atoli: GUess what Haseo, in real life yesterday I shot a bird! It was fun!
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Ovan: I'm glad you made it here...
Haseo: What's wrong, Ovan?
Ovan: I... I want to make tender love to you.
Haseo: OH OVAN! I FEEL THE SAME WAY!

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Haseo: I saw this cute little golden bird in the field today, and I just wanted to pet it so much <3.
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Random Girl: HEY KUHNIE!!
Kuhn: ...pass
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Ovan: Haseo....your my bestfriend :cry:
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Yata: *nero*
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Azure Kite: .....will you be my friend?
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Atoli: STFU HASEO UR A COMPLETE D*CK 2 ME GO 2 HELL YOU STUPID EMO! :twisted:
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Pi: I hate Yata.
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kuhn: im gay guys................. :cry:
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Haseo: I'm gonna quit and let things work out on their own.
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Haseo: ... I have my reasons...for staying in The World...
Ovan: ..is it...because of Shino?
Haseo: who's Shino?
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Ovan: What's one plus one?
Saku: I'm annoying.
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Alkaid: "Everybody look at me! Don't pay attention to Haseo!"
Gabi: "I'm the king of the jungle!"
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Bordeux: OMG! did you guys see GABI? SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!
Thong Gabi: im Gabi! ......in a short thong!

............ :shock: :shock:
the picture has returned to my mind!!!!!!!!!

>_>
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lukan wrote:Bordeux: OMG! did you guys see GABI? SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!
Thong Gabi: im Gabi! ......in a short thong!

............ :shock: :shock:
the picture has returned to my mind!!!!!!!!!

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What? There's such thing as a long thong? O_o
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want me to show pic again so you blow up? believe me it's better to figure this out on your own :lol: :lol:

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Post by Bulletcatcher »

Haseo: How pretty!

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Haseo: Hah! I kicked the bird and you didn't stop me!
Atoli: ...F*ck you.

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*Haseo pounds on Alkaid*
Alkaid: Mercy!

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Bo: Pwnt.

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Shino: Thank you for saving me, Haseo.
Haseo: Couldn't you come later? I'm kinda busy.
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Post by Epitaph Of Daybreak »

*Haseo see's asure kite and walks to him*
Haseo:"Tri-Edge you will pay for killing Shino"
*puls out weapons and atacks*
*blocks and uses the spell he uses in the opening to knock haseo to the floor*
*Asure Kite walks up to him in a creepy way*
Haseo:"Just what the freak are you"
*Asure Kite stands all creepy*
*Asure Kite starts singing*
Asure Kite:"...I love you. You love me..."
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Post by Bulletcatcher »

Contains Vol. 2 spoilers:

 Haseo walks into the Arche Koeln Falls and, spotting Ovan standing on the furthest end of the bridge, goes to see him.

"Ovan!"

"It's been a long time, Haseo."

"I need to find Tri-Edge. He killed Shino!"

"I know."

"Do you know what he looks like?"

"...Erm..."

"Does he wear orange clothing and a big hat?"

"...I... Umm..."

"Oh my God! Does he have blue hair?"

"...Yes."

"He'll be at the Hulle Granz Cathedral today?!"

"Well... Erm... Yes!"

*Ovan writes in his daily agenda*

Go to Hulle Granz Cathedral...

"We can defeat him together!"

"Err... I'll meet you there later."

"Why?"

"I have business--"

"What's more important than Shino?"

"...Uh..."

"So, you'll come?! Huh? HUH?!?!"

"ALRIGHT, FINE! I DID IT! I KILLED HER!"

"...What?"


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 Haseo: Who the hell is Tri-Edge?
Yata: Ovan.


Spoilers end
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Haseo: Atoli--
Atoli: I'm tired. I really don't want to talk right now.
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Haseo: Old hag.
Pi: Srsly.
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Bordeaux: Sakaki. Let me kill this guy, once and for all.
Sakaki: ...Yeah, whatever. I don't care.
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Random Girl: Kuhnie!
Kuhn: WHAT?!
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Piros III: I will share my burning passion with you!
Haseo: Alright.
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Gaspard: Let's kick some ass!
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Silabus: She's pretty damn hot.
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Azure Flame Kite: I love you.
Haseo: I love you, too.
Atoli: T__T ...No...
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Shino: We have to meet with Ovan and Sakisaka!
Haseo: Slut.
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Saku: Wow, Master En is doomed.
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Haseo: Come closer...
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Post by BlazeofNight »

Atoli: H-Haseo, you aren't listening are you?
Haseo: Huh? Oh, sorry, was putting up my new drapes. They fit the color scheme of my furniture.
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Yata: I'm tired of being lonely, Haseo will you be my friend?
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