Things GU characters would NEVER SAY (Possible spoilers)

[Twilisapien]

saku: i'm leaving!

haseo: NO! I WANT BO TO HAVE A PERSONALITY DISORDER THAT WILL PROBABLY SCREW HIM UP AS AN ADULT! STAY!

[Azure Flame Knight]

Skeith: IMAH CHARGIN' MAH DATA DRAIN LAZER!!!!!!!

[shugo_lover]

( I read this in 4koma and just had to post it. It made me laugh so hard)

-Pandemoneum is going on-

players: It's Haseo the Terror of Death!!!!
Haseo: Rawr! -Obviously acting chaotic-
Helba: -Anger-
Haseo: -stops- I'm sorry I just got excited...and it..just happened.
players: -_-'

[Twilisapien]

More like

Shugo: Rena!
Rena: Shugo!
Shugo RRRREEENNNAA!!!
Rena: SSSHHUUGGOO!!!

they did say that

[shugo_lover]

More like

Shugo: Rena!
Rena: Shugo!
Shugo RRRREEENNNAA!!!
Rena: SSSHHUUGGOO!!!

they did say that

I'm not finished yet.

Shugo: Reennnaaaaaa!!!!!
Rena: SHUGOOOO!!!!
Shugo: REEENNNAAA!!!!
Rena: Why are you yelling? I'm right here -_-'

[Hime.Ovan]

haseo: am sexy and i know it *then dance with ovan*

[AxisLight]

Shino: haseo... I... I'm okay with a three person relationship if you are...
Haseo: Wha-Wha?1...
Atoli: It's okay Haseo... I'm okay with it too!
Haseo: Atoli you too?!
Atoli+Shino: We want you Haseo!

Okay, now I want an AtolixShino Doujinshi....

[Hime.Ovan]

Shino: haseo... I... I'm okay with a three person relationship if you are...
Haseo: Wha-Wha?1...
Atoli: It's okay Haseo... I'm okay with it too!
Haseo: Atoli you too?!
Atoli+Shino: We want you Haseo!

Okay, now I want an AtolixShino Doujinshi....

i think they will leave haseo behind and do lovely dovey by themself soon.

[AxisLight]

I don't know how to quote but oh mah gerd...


The juices... the perky things... The tongues... I'm feeling a swell of energy in my pants.... F*ck Haseo now all I want is to see these two.... yeah... Marriage scene between shino and atoli anyone? And a 2 person after party in the world too...

[Hime.Ovan]

I don't know how to quote but oh mah gerd...


The juices... the perky things... The tongues... I'm feeling a swell of energy in my pants.... F*ck Haseo now all I want is to see these two.... yeah... Marriage scene between shino and atoli anyone? And a 2 person after party in the world too...

just click the quote button on the top right corner of the post you want to quote. 8D
try it!

Atoli: shino, idk why, but i love you soo much
lol.
i can see who's the uke in this relationship.


haseo: *cries*
endrance: haseo...
haseo: endranceeeee *hugs tight*
endrance: forget about her. you own me.
haseo: i love ya. *kisses

oh man, my fujo blood is awaken.......

[AxisLight]

I don't know how to quote but oh mah gerd...


The juices... the perky things... The tongues... I'm feeling a swell of energy in my pants.... F*ck Haseo now all I want is to see these two.... yeah... Marriage scene between shino and atoli anyone? And a 2 person after party in the world too...

just click the quote button on the top right corner of the post you want to quote. 8D
try it!

Atoli: shino, idk why, but i love you soo much
lol.
i can see who's the uke in this relationship.


haseo: *cries*
endrance: haseo...
haseo: endranceeeee *hugs tight*
endrance: forget about her. you own me.
haseo: i love ya. *kisses

oh man, my fujo blood is awaken.......

Why does the Dot Hack fanbase have to be so small... maybe if it weren't we could have our sexy dreams realized in amazing fanfics...

[TheSorrow]

Don't worry about the double posting, i can easily fix that for you :P Try to not make it often though. lol

Also, the .Hack fanbase isn't as small as you'd believe, considering i've seen both doujinshis and fanfictions of the events you're describing. And heck, i actually know people who directly participate in creating .Hack material of such kind and in good quality, in both written and graphical form. (And i'm referring to everything in a "fancy" way because going further on it is against the rules XD)

Anyways, it would be best for this topic to get back on track and keep talking about funny quotes that GU characters would be unlikely to say. As much as i'd love to hear more descriptions of that Atoli and Shino would do to each other, this is not the place to talk about it and you could be breaking some rules and get in trouble for it D:

[AxisLight]

Yeah, your absolutely right.

ANY HOW, Back to the topic at hand.

Gaspard: Silabus, Why are you always following me around?
---
Blackrose: Kite.
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Yata: I don't know.
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Sakubo: Master En? More like Master Ennoying.
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Piros The Third: Wow your eyes are dull.
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Mia: I hate aromatic grass.
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Silabus: I feel like murdering noobs. What about you Gasy?
Gaspard: Totally.

[WolfHacker]

Ovan: *takes Haseo's hand* Haseo?

Haseo: Yes?

Ovan: I can show you the world....

Zelkova: *stabs Oven in the back* AH HELL NO!!!

Silabus: & Kuhn: *double taps Ovan* No singing corny Disney songs!!!

******

*Silabus walks into smoky room with Haseo on a leash both in S&M gear*

Silabus: Sorry we are late Mistress, Haseo was bad.

Zelkova *blows puff from hooka* Welcome back to my palace of love!!!

*curtains rise behind him reveal the whole dot hack gang dressed in exotic clothing eating fruit*

Everyone: Desert is here!!!


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Haseo: Why is your name Pi?

Pi: I love pie *winks*

Haseo *jaw drops*

*Kuhn hands yata five dollars*

Yata: Told you.

Kuhn: Shut up...

(I regret nothing!!!)

[Hime.Ovan]

Anyways, it would be best for this topic to get back on track and keep talking about funny quotes that GU characters would be unlikely to say. As much as i'd love to hear more descriptions of that Atoli and Shino would do to each other, this is not the place to talk about it and you could be breaking some rules and get in trouble for it D:

did i get too far? (￣▽￣;)7 lol, sorry. I was trying to still be in the main 'red string'

haseo: SKEEEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIITH!!!
skeith: wth, stop yelling. my ears get hurt, man!

[DaemonicClarity]

*Ovan walks up to haseo and grabs his hand*
Ovan: Haseo......
Haseo:Ovan......
*Ovan grabs haseo, turns him around and bends him over*
Ovan: Your ass is mine!
Haseo.....ok....

[DaemonicClarity]

Haseo: Endrance i love you!
Endrance: Don't care **** YATA I LOVE YOU!!!!
Yata: I Love you too endrance

[lycorispeony]

I suppose I'll join in the fun (though a fair warning, I have really cheesy humour)

Sakaki: Atoli, I'm worried about you. Don't you think it's dangerous hanging out with all these weirdos?

Atoli: Huh? That is...

Meanwhile, Haseo, Kuhn, Endrance, Sakubo, and Yata all sneeze at the same time.

[Haseo_Dude]

*Haseo in his Third Flick Reaper Form at the Arena flexing*

Haseo-*singing(Sexy and I know it)* When I walk in the spot, this is what I see. Everybody stops and staring at me. I got passion in my pants and I ain't afraid to show it, show it, show it.....

Haseo- *Flexes*

Haseo- I'm sexy and I know it!

Atoli, Alkaid, Pi, Endrance in the crowd- *Nose bleeds and moaning*

[Haseo_Dude]

*Haseo in his Third Flick Reaper Form at the Arena flexing*

Haseo-*singing(Sexy and I know it)* When I walk in the spot, this is what I see. Everybody stops and staring at me. I got passion in my pants and I ain't afraid to show it, show it, show it.....

Haseo- *Flexes*

Haseo- I'm sexy and I know it!

Atoli, Alkaid, Pi, Endrance in the crowd- *Nose bleeds and moaning*

too much?