Things GU characters would NEVER SAY (Possible spoilers)

[Azure Knight]

*Ovan and Shino in Hulle Granz*

Shino: Don't hurt me!
Ovan: I'm not going to hurt you, I'm-
Shino: GET AWAY!!! DON'T HURT ME!!!
Ovan: Shino, honey, Shino, light of my LIFE, I'm not going to hurt you. You didn't let me finish my sentence. I'm not going to hurt you; I'm going to BASH YOUR BRAINS IN. BASH THEM RIGHT IN!
*PK*
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"Heeeeere's Ovan!"

[Gemcrim]

*In the middle of a desert road*

Orca: I sure do love our generic non-descript car almost as much as I love the scenery.. WHERE THE HELL ARE WE?!

*is driving in the middle of a desert road away from the city floating on a giant turtle*

Orca: Oh... yeah I hated that place.

Tsukasa: Who are you talking to?

Orca: Certainly not y- *a phone rings* what is this?

Tsukasa: *Holds up a cellphone in pink rubber casing and a Macha plushy chained to the end* Oh, just some loser calling... *starts talking in a sing-song voice and eventually to all out singing* you hear the calling. Let me go, gravity, what’s on my shoulder? Little by little, I feel a bit better.

Orca: Okay... shut up, your references aren't funny. I really just want to go... where ever it is we're going. I-I'm not really sure what's going on...

Tsukasa: Let me know, set me free, I feel a bit older, just once more unto the breach, Dear friend, once more

Orca: I'm going to send you to the "basement" if you don't stop. Wait... that doesn't sound right.

Tsukasa: Wake up, leave your hesitation, wake up, time for us to realize, wake up, show appreciation, wake up, time for us to-

Orca: *pulls a gear lever, somehow opening the bottom of the car in the back-seat causing Tsukasa and her seat to fall out of the car and be left behind.* ...Damn't now I feel insecure and lonely. *Turns back and let's Tsukasa back in the car*

Later

Tsukasa: Hey someone else is calling! *Orca snatches away her phone and throws it out the window.* Why are you being such a serious jerk-hole today... also why are you still not wearing a shirt?

Orca: I.... I just want to focus on the road... everything here feels... hazy, I just- HEY A HITCH HIKER!

Tsukasa: Ignore them and finish what you were saying!

[-Loveless-]

Not a skit, since I left my skit book home.

But Haseo would never say SPONTANEOUS DRESS IDEA.

[zaseo]

Atoli: Haseo you better kick Bordeaux's ass or you won't be getting laid by me tonight.
Haseo: Finally I can lose my virginity.

Atoli: thinking in her mine I love it when they all run. Hell yea noobs on the run.
Noobs yell help us, and then die.

[nobodyknows]

Haseo (before meeting Atoli): Ahh.. screw Shino. I'm gonna go find someone else to be clingy with.

Shino: HASEO! I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TO LICK THE F***ING FLOOR CLEAN!

[-Loveless-]

HA HA, funny. o^o

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(Right after Haseo discovers a PK'd Alkaid)
Haseo: OMFG, YOU KILLED ALKAID.

[Quill]

[^ Continues ^]

[Kyle from South Park appears.]

Kyle: "You bastard!"

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This was bound to happen.

[shugo_lover]

Atoli: Haseo Do Me!!! >o<
Haseo: 0.0


(Idea came from a comic I found on photobucket. Haseo makeing fun of kite)

[-Loveless-]

Kite: Dude your ugly
Haseo: What'd you say?
Kite: Dude, you're ugly...
Haseo: Say that again!
Kite: DUDE, YOU'RE F***** UGLY.
Haseo: -stunt- ;^;

HOw they act in 4Koma made me think of this...

[shugo_lover]

Haseo: I'm right here skeith!!!!
Skeith: Where? I can't find you!

[_Tri-edge_]

Random Player: "......"

Haseo (3rd Form): "......"

Random Player: "......"

Haseo (3rd Form): "......"

Random Player: "Are you that woman from Witchblade?"

[Versus Knight]

Azuer kite : hi guys " .. ah haseo-senpai sorry about refusing your party invitation yesterday i was busy with my girl friend >> *HIP HOP STYLE*
Haseo : damn ! whats the heck with him ? .. isn't he JUST an AI !
Azuer kite : by the way " i present to you my girlfriend future wife ; Aura =D >> *HIP HOP STYLE* again
Aura : .. hallo little children of Morgana * serious *
Azuer kite : she angry because we didn't find a white Bikini for her in the market .. *HIP HOP STYLE* again
Haseo : shut the F**K up ! am i in nightmare or what !!

- THE END * LOL*

hope AT don't see this post XD

[zerokoolpsx]

Haseo: I am the white void. I am the cold steel. I am the just sword. With blade in hand shall I reap the sins of this world...and cleanse it in the fires of destruction! I am Hakumen! Errr I mean, I am Haseo! The end has come!

Everyone: O_o

[Hime.Ovan]

haseo : i love you,endrance!
kuhn: no!! haseo is mine!

[Quill]

Running out of ideas here, so I'm taking the bloopers to the real world and tooling in some old jokes.

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[Ryou and Chigusa are having lunch at a resturant. Chigusa looks in her bowl and calls the waiter]

Waiter: "Yes, Ma'am?"

Chigusa: "There's a fly in my soup."

Waiter: "Do not worry, Ma'am, the spider in the bread will take care of it."

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[Later that week, they are at the same resturant.]

Ryou (Looking at Chigusa): "Waiter, do you serve children?"

[Chigusa glares at Ryou.]

Waiter: "It all depends on what is in the deep freezer, sir."

[azureeagle]

Azure Balmung: Hey Orca
Azure Orca: What?
Azure Balmung: Wanna PK Kite for fun?
Azure Orca: Hellz Yea!
5 Minutes Later
*Hacking and Slashin*
Azure Kite: What the hell?
Azure Orca: That's what you get! I was supposed to be the f*%*$&$ main character of the original games you ^*#&*^T&*$
Azure Balmung: .........

[shugo_lover]

Running out of ideas here, so I'm taking the bloopers to the real world and tooling in some old jokes.

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[Ryou and Chigusa are having lunch at a resturant. Chigusa looks in her bowl and calls the waiter]

Waiter: "Yes, Ma'am?"

Chigusa: "There's a fly in my soup."

Waiter: "Do not worry, Ma'am, the spider in the bread will take care of it."

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[Later that week, they are at the same resturant.]

Ryou (Looking at Chigusa): "Waiter, do you serve children?"

[Chigusa glares at Ryou.]

Waiter: "It all depends on what is in the deep freezer, sir."

Ryou: I like kids but I can't eat a whole one.

[Daichi]

Oh god.... this still lives......



Not G:U., but still funny:

Kite: "BlackRose!"
BlackRose: "Kite!"
Kite: "BlackRose!"
BlackRose: "Kite!"
Kite: "BlackRose!"
BlackRose: "Kite!"
Kite: "BlackRose!"
BlackRose: "Kite!"
Kite: "BlackRose!"
BlackRose: "Kite!"
Kite: "BlackRose!"
BlackRose: "Kite!"
Kite: "BlackRose!"
BlackRose: "Kite!"
Kite: "BlackRose!"
BlackRose: "Kite!"
Kite: "BlackRose!"
BlackRose: "Kite!"
Kite: "BlackRose!"
BlackRose: "Kite!"
Kite: "BlackRose!"
BlackRose: "Kite!"
Kite: "BlackRose!"
BlackRose: "Kite!"
Kite: "BLACKROSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
BlackRose: "KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITEEEEEEEEE!"

[shugo_lover]

More like

Shugo: Rena!
Rena: Shugo!
Shugo RRRREEENNNAA!!!
Rena: SSSHHUUGGOO!!!

[Quill]

Been a long time since this ol' thread has been updated.

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[Ovan edits his character so it is brown and orange instead of white. He then walks about 'The World' with his box on his head.]

Ovan: "Look at me! I'm Professor Layton!"