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Re: Corrupt a wish

Post by KiteXX » Sun Apr 20, 2014 1:42 am

Granted, but now, you never sleep and your Body wears down at faster rate due to nonstop activities.

I wish everyone was a seal.

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Re: Corrupt a wish

Post by Haseo_Dude » Sun Apr 20, 2014 1:58 am

KiteXX wrote:Granted, but now, you never sleep and your Body wears down at faster rate due to nonstop activities.

I wish everyone was a seal.

Granted, but then everyone would need water, so everyone goes to the wild
Therefore, hunter will catch you and kill you and be skinned, or, be caught to go to the zoo and spend the rest of your life caged.


I wish I was like L from death note

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Re: Corrupt a wish

Post by Haseo{Terror of Death} » Sun Apr 20, 2014 9:46 am

Haseo_Dude wrote:I wish I was like L from death note
Granted, you dead son. Deeeeead.

I wish I was a flying monkey.

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Re: Corrupt a wish

Post by Haseo_Dude » Sun Apr 20, 2014 12:01 pm

Haseo{Terror of Death} wrote:
Haseo_Dude wrote:I wish I was like L from death note
Granted, you dead son. Deeeeead.

I wish I was a flying monkey.

Granted, yet when it sh#ts in mid air, the gravity from newton's law makes it accelerate to the ground.
Making it a new "Fat Man" for world domination.

I wish for another pokemon game and have all events down.

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Re: Corrupt a wish

Post by GamerKale » Sun Apr 20, 2014 1:40 pm

Granted, there is a new Pokemon game and it has all of the events from all of the games. But it is an original GameBoy exclusive game and it has a great new feature that you don't find out about until you finally manage to get it to work, Twitch Plays. Where it simulates Twitch controlling your game for you, and you can't turn that feature off.

I wish to drop kick chibichan.

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Re: Corrupt a wish

Post by Haseo_Dude » Mon Apr 21, 2014 1:44 am

Granted, you drop kick chibichan, but your drop kick abillity went psycho and droped kicked every chibi based charater, now viewers are pissed and you would be drop kicked.


I wish corrupted wishes weren't so corrupted no more

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Re: Corrupt a wish

Post by Haseo{Terror of Death} » Mon Apr 21, 2014 6:51 am

Haseo_Dude wrote:Granted, yet when it sh#ts in mid air, the gravity from newton's law makes it accelerate to the ground.
Making it a new "Fat Man" for world domination.
How is World Domination a corruption?

Granted, wishes are no longer corrupted because we have all amalgamated into one being. We are known as Vim.

I wish those days could come back once more.

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Re: Corrupt a wish

Post by AZURE-KITE » Mon Apr 21, 2014 9:41 am

Haseo{Terror of Death} wrote:
Haseo_Dude wrote:Granted, yet when it sh#ts in mid air, the gravity from newton's law makes it accelerate to the ground.
Making it a new "Fat Man" for world domination.
How is World Domination a corruption?

Granted, wishes are no longer corrupted because we have all amalgamated into one being. We are known as Vim.

I wish those days could come back once more.
Granted, they come back.
But due to a time alteration of you meeting your past self, you end up twisting your future and reality, becoming an emo-suicidal transtornated guy with no dreams or ambitions... And just today, as you read this corruption in your altered reality, you starve to death.

I wish to speak german

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Re: Corrupt a wish

Post by GamerKale » Mon Apr 21, 2014 9:51 am

Haseo_Dude wrote:Granted, you drop kick chibichan, but your drop kick abillity went psycho and droped kicked every chibi based charater, now viewers are pissed and you would be drop kicked.
Worth it.

Say this aloud: "Ich spreche Deutsch". Wish granted, you just spoke German. You need to work on your accent.

I wish to join Acquisitions Incorporated for the next PAX East Convention.

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Re: Corrupt a wish

Post by N3IWVC » Tue Apr 22, 2014 12:32 am

GamerKale wrote:I wish to join Acquisitions Incorporated for the next PAX East Convention.
Granted, however you are an unpaid intern that must spend your time doing paperwork, hundreds of kilometers from the convention.

I wish this post would be completely ignored in every conceivable and inconceivable way.

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Re: Corrupt a wish

Post by Haseo_Dude » Tue Apr 22, 2014 1:01 am

N3IWVC wrote:
GamerKale wrote:I wish to join Acquisitions Incorporated for the next PAX East Convention.
Granted, however you are an unpaid intern that must spend your time doing paperwork, hundreds of kilometers from the convention.

I wish this post would be completely ignored in every conceivable and inconceivable way.

Granted your post has been forgoten, yet still on the internet for everyone to look up


I wish for something random

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Re: Corrupt a wish

Post by GamerKale » Tue Apr 22, 2014 6:36 pm

MC G-Nome grants your wish.
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I wish Gunpla from Gundam Build Fighters were real so that I could make and do battle using HeavyArms.

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Re: Corrupt a wish

Post by BrinODea » Wed Apr 23, 2014 10:40 pm

GamerKale wrote:MC G-Nome grants your wish.
Image

I wish Gunpla from Gundam Build Fighters were real so that I could make and do battle using HeavyArms.
Granted, however you miscalculate the weight of HeavyArms Gatlin Guns and it breaks your custom Gundam Arm's off, thus making your mobile suit uber weak.

I wish that I had/could drive a Dodge Viper!

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Re: Corrupt a wish

Post by KiteXX » Mon May 05, 2014 12:56 am

Granted, however it's an actual dodging viper, so it's evasion stay is so high that reality breaks.

I wish that I was good at parties

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Re: Corrupt a wish

Post by BrinODea » Thu May 08, 2014 9:07 pm

KiteXX wrote:Granted, however it's an actual dodging viper, so it's evasion stay is so high that reality breaks.

I wish that I was good at parties
Granted! You live at my place, cause apparently I throw the best parties without even trying :/, or apparently inviting anyone. So I guess the corruption here is, everyone time you clean your place (aka my place) a bunch of random people who you typical don't know show up, wreck the place, call you a total bad @$$, leave at 2 in the morning, and then come back with more people following weekend.

I wish I that I could remember things again...

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Re: Corrupt a wish

Post by GamerKale » Fri May 09, 2014 3:30 pm

Granted, you are now The Archive. You remember all knowledge recorded by humanity. Downside, people are hunting you because you're The Archive, upside, you're friends with Harry Dresden the only practicing wizard listed in the Chicago yellow pages.

I wish for the perfect sandwich.

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Re: Corrupt a wish

Post by Haseo_Dude » Fri May 09, 2014 5:29 pm

Granted princess bubblegum makes the perfect sandwich and gives it to you, yet cinnabon comes and eats it in an odd way he eats.

I wish for a lightweight scythe.

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Re: Corrupt a wish

Post by Haseo{Terror of Death} » Fri May 09, 2014 6:02 pm

Granted it's made of some cheap plastic. Happy Halloween!

I wish Nintendo had a list of banned words somewhere...

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Re: Corrupt a wish

Post by Haseo_Dude » Fri May 09, 2014 7:26 pm

Haseo{Terror of Death} wrote:Granted it's made of some cheap plastic.
Worth it I now have a plastic, reality, a wood one,(heavy) and now an imaginary one, great.

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Re: Corrupt a wish

Post by GamerKale » Fri May 09, 2014 8:32 pm

Haseo{Terror of Death} wrote:I wish Nintendo had a list of banned words somewhere...
Granted, it exists... somewhere.

I wish Cinnamon Bun destroyed for eating my perfect sandwich.

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