Corrupt a wish

[grave robbing adept rogue]

Granted, now it is broken beyond repair and cannot brake any further, and no one wants to steal a broken game and console... plus i kick you in the balls for being repetitive.

I wish i had two wishes.

[KiteXX]

granted, but you waste them on Azure-Kite

i wish i had seven letter Z's in my name

[AZURE-KITE]

granted but the seven Z's make the chinese to kill you
i wish i made the ultimate RP with the ultimate Character

[_Tri-edge_]

Granted, but no one joins it because your character is too powerful.

I wish this wish was impossible to corrupt.

[KiteXX]

granted, but you get turned into a fish

i wish i had pre-ordered assassins creed brotherhood

[(Phantom) Thief]

Given but due to a shipping error the game is delayed for an additional three weeks. I wish CC2 merged with ATLUS, Level 5, Namco Bandai and Capcom to create the next generation of video games against Square Enix.

[KiteXX]

granted but the story and plot line was ripped off of other games,

i wish dot hack didn't end with LINK

[(Phantom) Thief]

Granted but the movie is delayed for two years. (Knock on wood) I wish for eternal youth.

[AZURE-KITE]

granted but your youth fails and you (somehow) die
i wish everybody to be gay except me (i thinked that crossed the line)

[Ratsu]

Granted, We are all gay, but happy because its the new Norm and you are not outcasted.
I wish Azure-Kite to be original in his wishes. .-_.-;

[AZURE-KITE]

granted ut im very original and you die from jealously
i wish this thread to explode

[(Phantom) Thief]

Granted but it rebuilds itself. I wish for the power to leap between different dimensions unharmed.

[KiteXX]

granted, but every demension is exactly the same as you cam from so you are stuck in an infinite loop

I wish for more members to join the new RP i made

[grave robbing adept rogue]

Granted but AZURE-KITE joins and gives himself the abillity to teleport and is the race of a demon on the side of good.

I wish that i could switch personalities with one of the members on this forum who is not under the 1000 post range.

[KiteXX]

Granted but AZURE-KITE joins and gives himself the abillity to teleport and is the race of a demon on the side of good.

noooooooooooo

granted but they had a crappy nickname

i wish i had the ability to snap my own neck and die accidently

[TheEnigma]

granted but it was on purpose

i wish they would take South park off the air for good. its not even funny anymore.

[grave robbing adept rogue]

granted but it was on purpose

i wish they would take South park off the air for good. its not even funny anymore.

Holy crap dude when you corrupted that wish that was what i was gonna put before, but i didn't want it to just me and KiteXXX in a one post after another wish corrupting spree.

Granted but right before it''s taken off the air it becomes so funny that you almost have your bronchi explode from the constant gasping from air.

I wish that i could speak gibberish.

[KiteXX]

granted but only Opie from family understands what your saying

I wish video games weren't being sued by moms

[TheEnigma]

Granted, now moms dont exist and neither do you so now you cant play videogames

I wish I had the guitar that I want in my hands in mint condition with nothing wrong with it and its perfect and has been blessed by Lucifer himself so it cannot be corrupted by a random dothackers poster.

[grave robbing adept rogue]

Granted, but your amp explodes and the cost for amp repairs and new amps skyrockets past your life savings.

I wish people wouldn't try so hard to make a wish impossible to corrupt.