.hack// couples debate topic...? <.<

[Kyero Fox]

oh.. yea see I don't remember much of .hack games anymore, been too long sense i played. but I think Pi's relationship with Yata was more of a Admired/servent kind.

[Azure Knight]

Recently I've developed a fixation on Endrance/Alkaid...

And Kuhn/Atoli.

Someone shoot me NAOO.

*BAM*

I've heard of KuhnxAtoli somewhere before, but where'd EndrancexAlkaid come from?

Oh! Another crack pairing:

GabixSakaki.

Why do all the couples I come up with involve Gabi...?

[Gemcrim]

Why do all the couples I come up with involve Gabi...?

Because deep inside you have a bear fetish? And a thing for furries. And awesome people with little screen time.

What we need is Gaspard x SIlabus, now one may question why Gaspard is on top? Simply put with his weight he can crush SIlabus' body and then proceed to crush his spirit... up the butt.

[GyppyGirl2021]

ARGH!!! Of all the pairings I didn't want to see >.<

MINE EYES D:

(in case you're wondering, I'm a firm supporter of Kouta x Yayoi... and as for Silabus, I'm not going there XD)

[Gemcrim]

ARGH!!! Of all the pairings I didn't want to see >.<

MINE EYES D:

(in case you're wondering, I'm a firm supporter of Kouta x Yayoi... and as for Silabus, I'm not going there XD)

Yayoi sucks because she's only mentioned in text, and the real Gaspard is probably ugly (unless you're a chubby chaser). Also upon seeing concept art for giant-Gaspard and SIlabus on the wikia... well Gaspard can crush Silly-bus so much harder know.

Or we can have tall-creepy-(Wavemaster or cleric or warlock?)-concept-Silabus x ANYONE ELSE. None of these relationships being consensual of course... that version of Silabus just gets to have his way with anyone and everyone.

[_Tri-edge_]

Why didn't I see this anywhere in the thread:

Tereijima Ryoko X Kite

I mean you could clearly see it after the epic saving performance from Kite in Quarantine. I'm surprised no one mentioned it.

[GyppyGirl2021]

I'm a Kite/BlackRose person. BlackRose is ftw so she gets to have her way with everyone. >.> (Kinda like Atoli, actually...)

[TheSorrow]

BlackRose x Terajima Ryoko
They're just mad at each other because they kept cheating on each other with Kite :D

[GyppyGirl2021]

...How scary is it that I can actually see that happening? >.>

[Haseo{Terror of Death}]

Matsu X preRedemption Sakaki

[GyppyGirl2021]

Matsu x Hiiragi is waaaay better. C'mon, you know he loves it.

*Affection Decrease* ...he's in denial. XD

[TheSorrow]

*Affection Decrease* ...he's in denial. XD

He had to decrease his affection with someone so he could increase it with someone else >3>

[Kyero Fox]

Matsu x Alkaid, Denie it if you want, but its better than the current Haseo x Alkaid.

[GyppyGirl2021]

Yes! Perfect crack! <3

...besides, Endrance is too tall anyhow XD

[FallenDragon]

Matsu x Alkaid makes more sense actually, at least to me; I never understood the HaseoXAlkaid pairing, anyway.

Wow, those are some really weird crack pairings >__>;; Personally, the weirdest I've though of (not because I'd actually like to see it, just because I found it humorous for some reason at that time) was Piros the 3rdXEndrance.
So yeah...

And until this topic, I had never thought of AuraXTri-Edge but I actually like that one =D

[Mellow Grunty]

Yes! Perfect crack! <3

...besides, Endrance is too gay anyhow XD

Fixed that for you.

[Kyero Fox]

Isnt he the type that will bang anything he Loves?

[_Tri-edge_]

As quoted by an exchange of messages in Vol.3 of G.U.

Haseo: "Hey Endrance, What's your type?"

Endrance: "Of course, you Haseo."

Haseo: "I was talking about the other sex.^^;"

Endrance: "Females scare me..."

You could imagine the tears that came from my eyes from laughing so hard. XD

[Kyero Fox]

not really, Mia was a female. so i dont see him saying that.

[Azure Knight]

Maybe non-furry girls scare him?