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Phyllo:*starts dancing*I like to move it,you like to...MOVE IT!!!

[Phllyo and Tabby are at the bridge. Phllyo gets up, pats himself all over and sits back down again]

Tabby: "What was that for?"

Phyllo: "I was gathering too much dust."

Haseo:...Pked again!! screw thisi'm playing wow

Ovan: Welcome to The World...of Warcraft

Phyllo:Brb,gotta go use the cat box...

[Tri-Edge and Ovan are about to face off. Ovan reached for the Padlock on his box and pulls.]

*Rippppp!*

[The padlock holds and Ovan rips off his arm.]

Ovan: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!!!"

Shino: What do you think of my new outfit colors, Haseo? Now we match!
Haseo: You can do that...? Cool!
Shino: Of course you-- where are you going?
Haseo: To read the manual. *logs out*
Shino: ...

Later...
Shino: Hello again, Haseo-- uh...
Haseo: You like my new colors? I got sick of listening to Ender call me a loser for wearing black. Don't you think this is much more stylish?
Shino: Magenta and sweet-potatoe with lime-green polka-dots... It's um... certainly original.
Haseo: Wait, where are you going?
Shino: Well, would you look at the time! I'm supposed to be PK'ed and fall comatose at the Cathedral in... 5 minutes!
Haseo: You can still make it if you hurry. I'll catch you at the hospital!

Piros: FUC*... my pc-design SUX!

Daichi wrote:Piros: FUC*... my pc-design SUX!

[Follows the same idea]

Pi: "Master Yata! We've found another player with a huge amount of data in his PC."

Yata: "Who is it?"

Pi: "Piros the Third"

Yata: "We can't take any chances. Bring him here."

[Later after scanning Piros]

Yata: "Him. I was mistaken, let him go."

Pi: "Huh? What was it that made is character so big?"

Yata: "Just his ego."

*sakisaka and tabbi are walking through mac anu*

sakisaka: and i was like "**** please"
tabbi: so what happened next!?!
sakisaka: then ovan pked my ass ._.

*sakisaka and tabbi are in the @home*

sakisaka: alright my student, today we shall practice beast awakening
tabbi: F#@$ you teacher!

Ovan: are you ready for the truth Haseo? burn this truth in your eyes!! HASEO!!
Haseo: c´mon! already!! tell me the truth!!
Ovan: the Truth about what?!
Haseo: how the heck should i know!!
Ovan: Become smarter Haseo...
Haseo: what the F*ck is wrong with you?
Ovan: oh... right... THAT...
Haseo: Again... what are you talking about!?

*Ovan smiles*

Haseo: why are you smiling?
Ovan: I just furted...
Haseo: just now?
Ovan yes... and that killed our good friend Azure Kite here...

*Azure Kite dies*

Haseo: you fought Tri-edge?
Ovan: Oh... that was it...
Haseo: was what?
Ovan: the truth...
Haseo: I don´t get it... just tell me the f*cking truth already... or the people reading this are gonna star thinking this makes no sense...
Ovan: okay, but i warn you... the truth is full of SPOILERS from vol 2...
Haseo: YOU are realy pissing me off...

*Ovan release the seal on his hand and... he lagged da server...*

shio wrote:Sakisaka: Alright my student, today we shall practice Breast Awakening.
Tabby: Hokai!

Better much.

Quill wrote:

Daichi wrote:Piros: FUC*... my pc-design SUX!

[Follows the same idea]

Pi: "Master Yata! We've found another player with a huge amount of data in his PC."

Yata: "Who is it?"

Pi: "Piros the Third"

Yata: "We can't take any chances. Bring him here."

[Later after scanning Piros]

Yata: "Him. I was mistaken, let him go."

Pi: "Huh? What was it that made is character so big?"

Yata: "Just his ego."

hey... they would say that one??




endrance to tabby:you remind me of Mia. can i fuc* you+
tabby:i thought you *****ed with haseo?
en:remember piros and tenrow
ta: eh... SOMEONE PK THIS MORHORN!
macha(ava): MEOW! *PWNS him because en never gave ava macha arromatic grass*

Ovan: Haseo... have you ever once wondered about my sealed hand?
Haseo: (there he goes with that sh*t again) yeah... i think...
Ovan: well my sealed hand is a magical piñata, Haseo... and if you open it, it will grant you all your wishes... for you Haseo Shino´s underwear (???), for you Tabby a brain... just open it and is all yours.

*Haseo opens the seal and a bunch of Lucky animals rampage over him "overpking" him*

Ovan: just to be clear Haseo... i am not magical... i can´t belive you belive everything i say...

Ovan: I'm not wearing underwear today,
No I'm not wearing underwear today,
Not that you probably care
Much about my underwear
Still nonetheless I've gotta say,
That I'm not wearing underwear today!
Shino: Get a job!

*after shino is in a coma*

Haseo:I love smiling it makes the world go round!
Tabby: Im so bored and glad im out of the stupid guild im goin PKing
Haseo: Tabby..
Haseo: lets go look at flowers

Ovan:So Haseo, want to guess what's in my arm.
Haseo: Hmm, maybe cheese sandwiches?
Ovan:No, only AiDa; but this is roots so you don't know what it is yet.
Haseo: Oh...okay then.

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Haseo:Hey sakisaka.
Sakisaka:Oh, hi Haseo.
Haseo: You know your plant hat is turning me on.
Sakisaka:WTF?

Shino:They say that there was a statue of a girl here.
Haseo: Why'd she leave?
Shino: Cuz she's a b*tch.
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Haseo: Besides a sh*tload of cheese sandwiches, what is Ovan's arm for?
Shino: Well Haseo, when two people love eachother, they-
Haseo: I heard this already, what does it do???
Shino:...It vibrates.
Haseo: AAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!*Runs*
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Haseo: Tabby!!! Tabby!!! Tabby!!! Tabby!!! Tabby!!! Tabby!!! Tabby!! Ta-
Tabby: STFU *sshole!!!!*Walks away*
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Sakisaka: *rants in spanish, then in mexican accent* WHY DO I PLAY THIS BIDEO GAME???

Phyllo: Shino, meet Ovan. Ovan, meet Shino. You know the drill.
Shino: ...
Ovan: This is stupid as hell, Phyllo.
Phyllo: Are you two youngsters gonna cyber or what?
Shino: Ovan, I think it's raep time now.
Ovan: Rape time? How can that be possible in this game?!
Shino: You'll see...
*IRL*
Masato: *hears his door opening* What was that?
Shino: *right behind him* Hello, Ovan...
Masato: OH HELL NO.

ShinoBee wrote:Phyllo: Shino, meet Ovan. Ovan, meet Shino. You know the drill.
Shino: ...
Ovan: This is stupid as hell, Phyllo.
Phyllo: Are you two youngsters gonna cyber or what?
Shino: Ovan, I think it's raep time now.
Ovan: Rape time? How can that be possible in this game?!
Shino: You'll see...
*IRL*
Masato: *hears his door opening* What was that?
Shino: *right behind him* Hello, Ovan...
Masato: OH HELL NO.

Oh lord! That's wrongs on so many levels.

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[Ender sees Haseo and runs towards him for a PK.]

WHAM!

Ender: "What the?! What is this? A force field?"

Haseo: (Smirking) "Hi, Ender. Like my new firewall?"