Things ROOTS characters never say

[Quill]

Tabby: Fan Service Fan Service Fan Service Fan Service!

That sad thing is that's probably why she's in this canon.

[Haseo{Terror of Death}]

Haseo: Screw Shino. Where's Ovan, I want a cheese sandwich.

[EnergyBolt2]

Tabby: *silence*

lol

[Quill]

[At the Twilight Brigade @Home]

Sakisaka: "Eh? Waht's this empty box doing here?"

Tabby: "What?" [Looks inside] "All my rare vitamin items are gone!"

[Tabby leaves and a shadow falls on Sakisaka.]

Sakisaka: "What th..."

???: "Hehehehe"

[Sakisaka turns around to see a 20 foot tall Nazo Grunty]

Nazo: "Shall we play, Sakisaka?"

Sakisaka: "AAAAAAAAAAGH!"

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[Tohta and Phyllo are at the bridge.]

Tohta: "Just letting you know, I'm studying abroad."

Phyllo: "Fair enough. What are you studying?"

Tohta: "My high school ex."

[popesicle]

haseo: thanks guys, you all mean a whole lot to me, i couldn't have made it this far without you
ovan: blah blah blah(translated into something that makes sense instead of riddles

[Death_hacker]

Haseo after getting 3rd from

Tabby: Haseo...are you okay?
Haseo:no....I am not okay...
Tabby: whats wrong?!
Haseo:this costume makes me look Fat!
Tabby:thats not the costumes.

[silabus]

Tabby:ey is too easy to read the maps
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Haseo:hey i want my 2nd form!
Harald:you fckng PKK youll like it!
Haseo:Shino can you do me a costume?
Shino: ask AI Harald
Haseo:oh man!

[Darshia]

Tabbey: Haseo I don't like you anymore

Haseo:But tabbey I just realised I'm totally into you!

Tabbey: Oh....that sucks.Later!*gates out*

[ReiMehari]

Haseo - "I love you"

SHino - "I'm just using you to replace to lonliness I feel with Ovan gone."


Eh, I tired....

[ShinoBee]

Haseo: Shino I love you.
Shino: Sorry Haseo, but I'm in love with Ovan.
*Haseo runs off crying, then Ovan arrives*
Ovan: Shino, I have something to tell you.
Shino: You're gonna confess your love to me?!
Ovan: No.
Shino: Then what is it?
Ovan: I've been ****ing around a lot, especially in RL.
Shino: ...
Ovan: And no, Shino, I won't cyber with you. (I only cyber with beast characters.)
Shino:
Ovan: Get a life.
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Tabby: Soon my guild of d00m shall take over The World!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Sakisaka: That's hawt.
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Ender: Jeez, what happened to the boob size of my avatar? I thought they were supposed to be bigger!
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[Requiem]

I have to make a comic from this, which shall be posted soon.

Haseo: Tri-Edge! Hey, Tri-Edge!!

Tri-Edge: *mooooooooooooaaaaaan*

Haseo: Hey Tri-Edge, can I have Shino back?

Tri-Edge: *mooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaan!!*

Haseo: Nyooo~n

[Nukie]

Haseo: Tabby...you are the one I love.

(Only in my fanboy dreams. :-[ )

[ShinoBee]

I have to make a comic from this, which shall be posted soon.

Haseo: Tri-Edge! Hey, Tri-Edge!!

Tri-Edge: *mooooooooooooaaaaaan*

Haseo: Hey Tri-Edge, can I have Shino back?

Tri-Edge: *mooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaan!!*

Haseo: Nyooo~n

"Nyooo~n"? Isn't it something else?

[Wicked]

Phyllo:Holy crap!!!!!I'm a cat!!!!!I thought I was a lizard man!!!!!!!!!And I'm foating!!!!!!!!!I'm old,when did that happen!!!!!!!!!!!
Holy crap!!!haseo is coming to talk to me!!!!who is he!!!!!!!why is he bugging me!!!!!!!!!

pmsl!

Tabbey: Haseo I don't like you anymore

Haseo:But tabbey I just realised I'm totally into you!

Tabbey: Oh....that sucks.Later!*gates out*

i think that shall be my new sig!

[Jigoku-no-Yamimaru]

(Haseo looks at his third form.)
Haseo: Ughhh, what the hell was I on when I chose this armor design, I'll never be pick up chicks looking like this!
Phyllo: You scare your victims, and appearantly, the emo-goth look is in...
Haseo: Chicks don't dig semi-demonic though. You know of anything that'll let me change the design?
Phyllo: Your stuck with it kid.
Haseo: !@$@%#&$%*^%$#$%&%$*&(^$&$%#%%@$^$%#$%&$%#%@$ (Pauses to catch breath) ^#$%^&#&##@$*@$%#*&%$*%*$^(&%&(%^#$%^@!

[FlickerHaseo]

Ovan: Yo momma.

Shino: Oh no he di'nt. *snapsnap*

Haseo: Aight.

Sakisaka: West siiiiiiide.

Tabby: ... *quits the Brigade.*

LOOl IRL....!!!!

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Quill
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Joined: 18 Oct 2006
Posts: 61
Location: All over where the dynamite truck was parked
Posted: Sat Feb 10, 2007 7:06 pm

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This one is inspired by Epitaph Of Daybreak's cheese sandwich Ovan.

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[Tri-Edge confronts Ovan. Ovan tears off the padlock, the box bursts open and 300 cheese sandwiches fall out]

Ovan: "Oh no! I left the AIDA in my other box!"


Last edited by Quill on Sun Feb 11, 2007 12:54 am; edited 1 time in total

Lool, and don't you mean   his cannon arm....?!?!?!?!

[Quill]

I haven't played Vol 2 yet. And the correct term is box  as its concealing all the unreturned in it.

[Darkmetrau]

Haseo: "ovan im joing the strip club"
ovan:"very well what about hack//roots?"
Haseo: "screw roots i dont get paied"

the next day

Tabby: is singing im a barbie girl! shino comes in with yata
Tabby: "shino why are you with yata?"
shino: " i dumped emo boy Haseo cuz he dose not get paied"
Tabby: "arnt you haveing his child?"
shino: "nah i faked it so he would marry me
Tabby: "oh,what about pai?"
yata: "she moved to a diffrent show because she lost her pet aida"

[Xth_Haseo-kun]

shino: hi haseo
haseo: i want a sandwitch
shino: ask ovan
ovan: fresh toasties comming right up
haseo *eats* i cant beleive its not butter
tabby: *tackles haseo*

[Darshia]

Tabby-"*Insert any sentance that doesn't include Haseo's name here*"

Shino-"*Anything that doesn't relate to Ovan*"

Haseo-"*anything not eventually relating back to shino*"


Sakisaka-"HOLY HELL YOU'VE ALL BEEN BODY SNATCHED!"