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We'll see when the PSP game is released, which apparently will be canon no matter what the fans end up saying about it :P
But i'm still a HaseoxAtoli 100% supporter.

Aside from the fact that it's G.U. canon, it's just cute.

Alright there is a serious problem when people start taking ANYTHING about LINK's plot seriously. When you have something as shitty as a human getting sucked into a digital world (WITHOUT any digimon about no less), senseless fan service including ****-tons of pantie shots as well as characters that really SHOULD HAVE GIVEN UP ON "THE WORLD" AND GOT A LIFE (Anyone from Sign... seriously if these guys aren't AI then I can officially hate Tsukasa), some idiot that looks like Tai's lovechild spewing: "I WANTZ 2 BEH AN HERO" and collecting what MAY AS WELL BE magical rocks (your silly little chrono cores), then well... there's a problem. And anyone who takes ANYTHING form it seriously can't call themselves a .hack fan... they can call themselves the dumbasses who take any chance they get to support Alkaid and her breast enhancements. This is the lovely argument I'm seeing for doing something so disgusting as supporting Haseo x Alkaid by citing LINK.

As incoherent as my rant is, supporting LINK for anything is stupid, I don't care if it IS canon. To me supporting the (current) shitpile that's .hack//LINK is as disgusting as ignoring the manga version of .hack LotT (and yes I'm aware I'm a hypocrite with this remark for not acknowledging LINK, but at least I can admit this... screw LINK) as well as calling the anime canon AND superior.

In short: .hack//LINK sucks (so far), Haseo x Alkaid sucks (forever), Haseo x Atoli is canon (LINK can **** itself), and if LINK wants to be taken seriously the PSP game better be the most stellar part of the series and I can at least say that I doubt this will be the case.

Unfortunately, Haseo x Alkaid fans are still loving the fact that Atoli's no where to be seen, except for one concept sketch and a gameplay screenshot, and the fact that Alkaid's working for Haseo while he continues to wreck havoc in R:X. It's almost funny when you think about it. Who's the real enemy here? Shicksal or Haseo? XD But yeah. It seems like Haseo x Atoli is only "G.U." canon so far. Not even the greatest of rants can stop the fact that Haseo and Alkaid are somewhat together, and Atoli's been scrapped and thrown into the "ignore" box. Look on the bright side. At least Shino doesn't exsist in //Link so far. XD

_Tri-edge_ wrote:Unfortunately, Haseo x Alkaid fans are still loving the fact that Atoli's no where to be seen, except for one concept sketch and a gameplay screenshot, and the fact that Alkaid's working for Haseo while he continues to wreck havoc in R:X. It's almost funny when you think about it. Who's the real enemy here? Shicksal or Haseo? XD But yeah. It seems like Haseo x Atoli is only "G.U." canon so far. Not even the greatest of rants can stop the fact that Haseo and Alkaid are somewhat together, and Atoli's been scrapped and thrown into the "ignore" box. Look on the bright side. At least Shino doesn't exsist in //Link so far. XD

Well then I'll compromise (be unfair), I shall support the superior canon relationship.

If "G.U." canon is superior to "LINK" canon (which it is).

Then I can say the relationship of Haseo x Atoli is superior to Haseo x Alkaid. (For both Alkaid being involved, AND for being part of LINK)

I'm sure most of us can agree LINK isn't much in comparison to G.U. (and especially IMOQ) So as a result Haseo x Atoli is superior and shall be what's acknowledged for now and forever.

I agree with Gemcrim. Aside from the fact that LINK canon reminds me of a horrible mishmosh of Fire Emblem: Radiant Dawn's canon-rape and the entire storyline of Tales of Destiny 2 (which makes no sense, by the way, even if you know Japanese), Haseo is eeeeevil in LINK anyhow (at least from what I've heard, mind you I don't really want to read the manga since it just SOUNDS so stupid). >.<

Also, I'd rather have Shino than lolkaids. At least it'd be closer to actual canon.

Shino's only appeared in a flashback in the LINK manga, iirc. It's possible she'll still appear in the games, but she may not be a party member.

I'd at least like to see Haseo come to his senses and go with Atoli. If he stays with Alkaid.... wtf @ LINK, seriously.

What the **** is this? Now //LINK manga is getting into consideration over couples? What the hell?

I swear, if Haseo even has a FLING with Yowkow, then I expect some motherfucking homolust.

_Tri-edge_ wrote:

GyppyGirl2021 wrote:Haseo/Atoli just can't be beat.

It's too bad .hack//Link proves this wrong. XD

Haseo goes batshit and kills everything, AlkAIDS turns into a slut and stalks him. THIS IS A GOOD PAIRING.

What I wanna know is, why doesn't Haseo just kill Alkaid and be done with it? Fanservice? Or does he like the free herpes?

GyppyGirl2021 wrote:What I wanna know is, why doesn't Haseo just kill Alkaid and be done with it? Fanservice? Or does he like the free herpes?

Like, the only reason why LINK exists the way it is. And Haseo needs his respective slut so his "PH33R M3!!1!1" pose is complete :P

That shot would look awesome if LOLkaid was replaced with Atoli.

GyppyGirl2021 wrote:That shot would look awesome if LOLkaid was replaced with AIDA tentacle rapist!Atoli.

Fixed.

But...
Hold it!

If this **** and utter crap is allowed in the .hack fandom, then **** THIS, MY FANFICS COULD BE CANON.

 Or of course, AIDA!Atoli could come back and tentacle rape Hasewoooo and make Yowkow cow watch at the action she can't get.

Now I say Haseo will be on the bottom in all relationships but one. Haseo x Alkaid.

But I strongly believe that Alkaid is a M to F transsexual so Haseo will NEVER get to be on top in a "heterosexual" relationship, and certainly won't top in a homosexual one.

On that note, Alkaid is THE eternal virgin. Any STDs she may have were contracted at birth. This little "slut" can't even whore herself out properly as far as I'm concerned.

B-st Haseo x AIDA Atoli? :3

GyppyGirl2021 wrote:B-st Haseo x AIDA Atoli? :3

AIDA Atoli (more like FAToli) x B-st Haseo. If only for the fact that AIDA Atoli is stuck in place... back against a wall and her front has been consumed by... god knows what. The only option here is tentacle raping while Haseo being the feral beast he is struggles to escape clawing and biting the tentacles and Atoli (possibly FLAToli) herself. Eventually both become tired and proceed to enjoy themselves.

Or we could just whip out the strap-on. :3

GyppyGirl2021 wrote:Or we could just whip out the strap-on. :3

That's for wussies, a true warrior would be able to increase the size of her clitoris anywhere from 20 to 100 times as much at will and proceed to do whatever it is needed. Atoli lacks the spirit of a warrior and therefore must rely on tentacles to get the job done. >:V

And now that I mentioned warriors for no good reason I see fit to use G-Gundam quotes

Antares: The School of the Undefeated of the East!
Haseo: The winds of Kings!
Antares: Zenshin!
Haseo: Keiretsu!
Antares: Tempa Kyouran!
Haseo and Antares: LOOK! THE EAST IS BURNING RED!

RAIN SILVES!!!

...gawd, you just had to remind me of that >.<

I'd just like to say that I would rather canonize Shinobee's fanfics than Link. That's just how bad the latter is.