Aura and the Azure knights(Funny story)

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Re: Aura and the Azure knights

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The Darkness wrote:Deleted Scene#2:This is a deleted scene from part4
(Atoli's taking a shower when she drops the soap.)
Atoli: :shock:
Bordeuax:You best pick up that soap.
Atoli:I don't need it anymore I'm already clean.
Bordeuax:Pick it up before someone slips on it.
Atoli:No ones gonna slip on it.
B:(Grabs saku and pushes her into the soap causing her to slip on it.)
B:See its a uhh safety hazard you gotta pick it up.
atoli:okay(bends over to pick up the soap)
B: :D
Atoli:Well, I gotta go.(Tries to leave, but bordeuax grabs her.
B:where do you think your going?
atoli: :shock:
TO BE CONTINUED.....
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW ...EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW... does that mean Boredeux has a...EWWWWWWWWWWWW
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Re: Aura and the Azure knights

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thank god but the rest has funny i liked the let's throw rocks at him which reminds me *grabs rocks and throws them at The Darkness*
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Re: Aura and the Azure knights

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NEVER *continues throwing rocks*
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I know you got that name from somewhere in you head and if you throw anime characters can they be girls *throws boulders* ha ha
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I'll give it a shot. Did you get it from the English Rock band "The Darkness". The comic book, or the video game. Each has the name The Darkness. Any of them right?
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Is it something to do with dragons or wyverns? A book maybe?
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Well, BT chose her name because she liked BLT's without the L part, right? So maybe because you like darkness over light or you stay up late. Or maybe because you're evil...... Muahahahahaha. Lol. :D Am I close now?
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Bith The Black? The Twilight Dragon? A Lost Ground? Um....the Wave? I really want the preview if you can't tell. Lol. If these arn't it, I give up. T-T
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Dang. Oh well. I like where you got it from, though. It sounds like a good poem, like Edger Allen Poe or something. :D
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Re: Aura and the Azure knights

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OMG! I know I had the preview, but it was great again! I love this story. I've reread it over and over. Keep it up, Darkness! XD
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Re: Aura and the Azure knights

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Balif: All raise for the honarible judge Sakaki.
Sakaki: You may now present your cases.
Aura:Wait my lawyer isn't here your honor.
Sakaki: Well then pi present your clients cases first.
Pi:Your honor my clients have been abused by aura for years.
Sakaki;Any proof?
Pi:Your honor here is a picture of Kite seven years ago.(shows the court a picture of kite from the imoq series.)
Jury:gasp!
Pi:Now compare that to what he looks like now.(Points at AK)
Jury:gasp!
Pi:Your honor people don't get that ugly over night, obviuosly aura's been abusing him.
Sakaki:Aura the evidence against you is strong. You better have a damn good lawyer.
Aura:Alkaid, where's that lawyer you got me?
Alkaid:He should be here any minute now.
Suddenly the court door gets flinged open and a voice from out of nowhere says....
Voice:Pirosh, Pirosh, Piroshi-san!
Aura:OMG, Alkaid please tell me you didn't-
Piros:Piros the 3rd slow doberman, is here. Don't worry Aura I'll take the case!
Aura:****!
Sakaki:Piros please present you case.
piros:Your honor, the prostituter claims-
Pi;Thats procecutor!
Piros:I know what I said.
Piros:She claims that aura beat up the azure knights, however aura isn't a tribal grapler! But that person standing there is!(Points at pi)
Jury:Gasp!
Pi:objection! Your honor this is nonsense!
Sakaki:Shut up! I'm listening to the big shiny man.
pi:What proof do you have that I abused them.
Piros:Funny I don't recall saying you name.
Pi;but, you pointed at me, besides what motive would I have.
piros;it's obvious why you did it. You were a simple lawyer but, no one would hire you, so you decided to secretly commit a crime and then be the lawyer in your own case.
Pi:Your honor that doesn't make any sense. besides you have no proof I ever hurt any of them.
piros: Not true do you recall the end of volume 1 rebirth.
Pi:THAT WAS DIFFERENT!
Piros:But, you did try to kill your client azure Kite correct?
Pi:Yes, but
Piros:Let the record show she said yes.
Aura:wow, he is good.
Alkaid:Told you.
Pi: Your honor if it would please the court I would like to show footage of aura abusing orca.
Sakaki:Sure whatever your gonna lose anyway.
Pi:(Plays the footage of Aura beating up AO for saying lycoris multiple time.)
Pi:As you can plainly see-
Piros:Objection! your honor that was a deleted scene therefore non-canon.
Sakaki:he's right.
Pi:but, but-
Sakaki: He's right!
Pi:whats the use i rest my case.
Piros:I rest my case, too.
Sakaki: has the jury reached a verdict?
jury:Yes we have your honor we find aura not guilty!
Aura:Yes!
Jury:And we find pi guilty of atempted murder.
Pi:What!
Sakaki:(Talking to police) Take her away.
Pi:Wait! I've been framed!
AK:Aura i'm sorry I tried to sue you, you forgiveme, orca, and bulmung right?
Aura:no. If i ever see your sorry asses again your dead.
Alkaid:Thats right **** better recognize!
Meanwhile at aura's house.
Harold:Hello! Can somebody help me! I'm still tied up. Oh no they forgot about me. I'm all alone, it's scary here. help. HHHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TO BE CONTINUED
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA :lol: :lol: XDD
OMFG, LOL. This is the BEST part in the story, dude. KEEP IT UP, I'M ROOTIN FOR YA 8)
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Re: Aura and the Azure knights

Post by Ryou_Misaki »

Funny as hell! Part six is the best in my opinion! Keep it up!
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Re: Aura and the Azure knights

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Lol this keeps geting funnier. Piros is one damn good laywer 8) .
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Re: Aura and the Azure knights(Funny story)

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twinbladePker wrote:Lol this keeps geting funnier. Piros is one damn good laywer 8) .
Sure is! By being stupid, he's being smart. Go slow doberman!
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Re: Aura and the Azure knights(Funny story)

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Four words...funnier than holy f**k! Keep it up!
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Re: Aura and the Azure knights(Funny story)

Post by Haseo{Terror of Death} »

dude that was awesome i want Piros as my new lwyer I love your work keep it up
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Re: Aura and the Azure knights(Funny story)

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Azure orca makes up with Aura?
Azure kite makes up with Lycoris?
Ovan throw rocks on The darkness again?
(Just kiddin k)
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Re: Aura and the Azure knights(Funny story)

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ak and lycoris...pedo.(it means an adult like little kids, not like but love)
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Re: Aura and the Azure knights(Funny story)

Post by Ryou_Misaki »

Well, seeing how wacky the story is, I'm guessing some random ****?
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Re: Aura and the Azure knights(Funny story)

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Lycoris and Aura get together. Thats something I probably would never guess.
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