Things ROOTS characters never say

GoZero · Post by **GoZero** » Wed May 23, 2007 8:58 pm

I dunno if this has been used.

But...

Haseo: HOMG! Let's roleplay. :DDDD

BadRPiggy · Post by **BadRPiggy** » Wed May 23, 2007 10:29 pm

Ovan: Hey.....wanna cyber?
Tabby: Fan Service fanfan Service ser?
Ovan: Urgh forget it. Where's Shino?
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Haseo: I've always wanted to tell you this.
Sakisaka: Huh?
Haseo: Ovan he's a pretty normal guy huh?
Sakisaka: Well yeah! But I can't stop thinking about how damn sexy Shino is.
Haseo: You b@st@rd@!! FINE BUT I GET TABBY!!!!!!!
Tabby: Fan Service?

FlickerHaseo · Post by **FlickerHaseo** » Fri May 25, 2007 10:29 pm

Haseo: Hi
Shino: Pie
Ovan: Cheese Sandswich
SakiSaka: Bacon
Haseo: Ok this is getting retarded....
Ovan: Like your mom?
Shino: Ooooooooooh!!!!!
Haseo: Shut up Shino....
Shino:

Shino cries and gates out
Ovan: .... Your gonna pay, you know.
Ovan is about to open up his box when....
Ovan: F**k, it's the Cheese Sandwich Box again....!!!!

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GoZero · Post by **GoZero** » Fri May 25, 2007 10:30 pm

XDDD

I can't do funny stuff like that.

Still...

"Haseo: Hi"

I was sure that that wasn't Haseo from the start. ^^

FlickerHaseo · Post by **FlickerHaseo** » Fri May 25, 2007 11:00 pm

GoZero wrote:XDDD

I can't do funny stuff like that.

Still...

"Haseo: Hi"

I was sure that that wasn't Haseo from the start. ^^

=P

Continuing....!!!!:
Therapist: So, why are you here today?
Azure Kite: MMOOAAAAAANNNN....... (I dont know, I was forced here by Ovan!)
Therapist: Hmm, I see.
Therapist: So, who is Ovan?
Azure Kite: MMMMMMOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAANNNN!!!!!!!!!!!(your an idiot if you don't know who is Ovan....!!!!)
Therapist: Nevermind, I know who he is. The cannon guy, right?!?!?!
Azure Kite: MOAN. (Yes.)
Therapist: Right, soo--
Sudden rumble
Azure Kite: MOAN?! (WTF?!)
Therapist: I smell.... Cheese?
Therapist: OSht.
Azure Kite: MOAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Its you! Ovan!)
Ovan: Osht you found my identity
Haseo pops in
Haseo: Wtf?
Azure Kite: MOAN! (ITS NOT WHAT YOU THINK!)
Haseo: Give back Shino!
Azure Kite: MOAN (NOEZ SHINO IS MY CHEESE SANDWICH!)
Haseo: Wtf--
Azure Kite aims his Data Drain bracelet at Haseo
Haseo: Osht.... SAVE ME CHEESE SANDWICHES....!!!!
Ovan: Thats my cue....!!!!
Ovan makes a Cheese Sandwich Bomb.
Ovan: BOOM GOES THE CHEESE SANDIWICH BOMB....!!!!
Haseo: Wewt
Azure Kite: MOAN! (damn you...CHEESE SANDWICH!!!!!!)
Haseo: Mine!
Shino pops in.
Shino: Wtf????
Ovan: Leave Haseo and his retarded self alone....
Shino: Huh?---
Ovan knocks out Shino with his cannon arm

rayna · Post by **rayna** » Fri May 25, 2007 11:20 pm

Tabby: Haaaaseeeoooo...!!!
Haseo: Don't bother me!
Shino: Stop that, Tabby..
Tabby: But...
Haseo: Silence!!
Ovan: Haseo, please stop it!
Sakisaka: I will kiss you if you don't stop scowling, Haseo!
Shino: OMG!!!
Tabby: Sakisaka wants to kiss Haseo! OMG!!

Fuh...
that's crazy. right??

LOL

Quill · Post by **Quill** » Sat May 26, 2007 3:25 am

Good grief! And I though the 'cheese sandwich' idea had been used up.

How many more ideas are there?

FlickerHaseo · Post by **FlickerHaseo** » Sat May 26, 2007 2:57 pm

Quill wrote:Good grief! And I though the 'cheese sandwich' idea had been used up.

How many more ideas are there?

LOL

ReiMehari · Post by **ReiMehari** » Sat May 26, 2007 6:16 pm

Lol! Such craziness!

FlickerHaseo · Post by **FlickerHaseo** » Sat May 26, 2007 6:59 pm

ReiMehari wrote:Lol! Such craziness!

XD I got new ones....!!!!:

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Haseo: I'm bored....!!!!
Pi: I want pie....!!!!
Ovan: I want Cheese Sandwich....!!!!
Sakura: God damnit Ovan, you always want that!
Ovan: Wtf, your not even in .Hack//Roots!
Haseo: What he said!
Pi: Yeah yeah whatever I'm baking some Apple Pie....!!!!
Bo: Huh?
Haseo: Wtf....
Ovan: Weirdo....
Tabby: Huh?
Kuhn: Wtf just happened....
Gaspard: I'm soo bored, Silabus is a bastard. He abandoned me in /\ Counting Red Plum's Shadow....!!!!
Silabus: What?!
Haseo: God damn, wtf is with the randomness....?!?!?!?!
Shino: Not my fault your Emo.
Haseo: Huh?!
Ovan: Burned....
Haseo: Shut up Ovan!
Shino: Err, okay....
Gabi: I'M GABI....!!!!
Haseo: What the--- How'd Gabi?!
Yata: Don't look at me!
Gabi: I'm bored.
Endrance: I'm Gay.
Haseo: Ffs, how'd you guys get in .Hack//Roots....?!?!?!?!
Sudden Rumble....!!!!
Ovan: Not my Cheese Sandwich Period again....!!!!

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to be continued....!!!! XD

Chardoder · Post by **Chardoder** » Sun May 27, 2007 11:37 pm

While Yata and Pi are trying to open ovans arm

Yata: no lets see whats in that sealed arm of yours
Ovan: no stop
(Yata opens the seal on ovans arms and hundreds of cheese sandwitches come out
Ovan: NOOOOO!!!!! my sandwitches what have u done if been saving those for months

haseoxth · Post by **haseoxth** » Sun May 27, 2007 11:58 pm

Saborou:Whose that pretty girl in that mirror there?What mirror where.

Neoshinobi · Post by **Neoshinobi** » Mon May 28, 2007 12:30 am

Requiem wrote:*screen goes inverted colors, and Ovan is walking through town while everybody isn't moving*

Ovan: God damn, what's with the lag? It's worse than Lower Juno over here...

lol FFXI

Quill · Post by **Quill** » Mon May 28, 2007 4:21 am

[Pi is straining to read the text screen eventually she takes her classes off to nurse her eyes...]

Pi: "!!! What a minute! There are my glasses. These are Ovans..."

[In Mac Anu, Ovan is running into walls and failing to walk straight]

Ovan: "Gah! Why won't The World stop spinning!"

Kouen · Post by **Kouen** » Mon May 28, 2007 1:58 pm

Quill wrote:[Pi is straining to read the text screen eventually she takes her classes off to nurse her eyes...]

Pi: "!!! What a minute! There are my glasses. These are Ovans..."

[In Mac Anu, Ovan is running into walls and failing to walk straight]

Ovan: "Gah! Why won't The World stop spinning!"

Continued...

Yata: Jesus! Why are my glasses tinted so badly? I can't see a thing.
Gendo: What the! These are X-ray glasses.... hmmm...

ShinoBee · Post by **ShinoBee** » Mon May 28, 2007 2:52 pm

Shino: Ov-
Haseo: *thinking*What about Ovan?
Shino: Oven. I just got a new oven, Haseo. It's very shiny.
Haseo: ****! You're not talking about Ovan! *smacks Shino*
Ovan: *logs on* OMG A DISCUSSION NOT ABOUT ME?!!! *accidentally PKs Shino*

FlickerHaseo · Post by **FlickerHaseo** » Mon May 28, 2007 7:21 pm

Chardoder wrote:While Yata and Pi are trying to open ovans arm

Yata: no lets see whats in that sealed arm of yours
Ovan: no stop
(Yata opens the seal on ovans arms and hundreds of cheese sandwitches come out
Ovan: NOOOOO!!!!! my sandwitches what have u done if been saving those for months

LOL.

ShinoBee, LOL for yours too. XD

ReiMehari · Post by **ReiMehari** » Wed May 30, 2007 12:26 pm

Kouen wrote:
Quill wrote:[Pi is straining to read the text screen eventually she takes her classes off to nurse her eyes...]

Pi: "!!! What a minute! There are my glasses. These are Ovans..."

[In Mac Anu, Ovan is running into walls and failing to walk straight]

Ovan: "Gah! Why won't The World stop spinning!"
Continued...

Yata: Jesus! Why are my glasses tinted so badly? I can't see a thing.
Gendo: What the! These are X-ray glasses.... hmmm...

LOL@!

ShinoBee · Post by **ShinoBee** » Wed May 30, 2007 9:37 pm

Phyllo: I'm an old man, hear me roar! ROOOOOAR!

Ovan: g2g. I wanna eat a cheese sandwich.
Haseo: But we're right in the middle of a quest!
Ovan: *signs off*
Haseo: ...Actually now as I think about it, I want one, too...*signs off*

Pai: I hate pie.

I can't even relate to the stuff.

Azure Kite: ...(I want cheese sandwich...)
Ovan: Hell no.
Azure Kite: ....

EnergyBolt2 · Post by **EnergyBolt2** » Fri Jun 01, 2007 7:03 am

Haseo: Look at all my friends