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Re: ._.

Postby CalistoDivinity » Tue Apr 17, 2007 1:06 am

Red Frost wrote:
Sol wrote:
t_s_u_k_a_s_a wrote:
Sol wrote:This is a little... bizarre. I didn't know the members of dothackers were so pairing crazy. <<;


Well now you know~

So... what's your favorite pairing? ^^


Meh, I'm not very picky about stuff like that. I like characters like Atoli and Yowkow/Alkaid, but I'm not choosing favorites.

Besides, why not both? Both Kite and Haseo were pimp enough for their own harems.

You make a valid point Sol... And t_s_u_k_a_s_a, that was awesome! (Lol)

Well, I've always liked pairings. I think they're cute/fun. And uhh... I guess it's nice to think the hero or your favorite characters gets some closure in the end...

Funny thing, I thought about an Azure Kite X Atoli pairing when I was half asleep... Kinda cute... Yeah, it was pretty random.


LOL NO WAY.
I actually thought about that too. xD

I could see Atoli coming up from behind Azure Kite going: "Aw, Haseo don't you think he's SO CUTE?" as she pinched the zombie's cheeks. 8D

crack pairings...>__>
I love them so much.
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Re: ._.

Postby Red Frost » Tue Apr 17, 2007 2:46 am

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Red Frost wrote:Funny thing, I thought about an Azure Kite X Atoli pairing when I was half asleep... Kinda cute... Yeah, it was pretty random.


LOL NO WAY.
I actually thought about that too. xD

I could see Atoli coming up from behind Azure Kite going: "Aw, Haseo don't you think he's SO CUTE?" as she pinched the zombie's cheeks. 8D


Atoli: I'll make Haseo notice me if I find this... "Tri-Edge" for him...
*inside Morrigu Barrow*
Atoli: Hmm, pretty bleak in here... Hey, who's that? "Tri-Edge"? He's got tri-edged weapons. I wonder, is Haseo-san gay for Tri-Edge? *sigh* He'll never notice me... *giggle* He's actually kinda cute... And it doesn't sound like Tri-Edge likes Haseo... sooooooo...
*Later*
Haseo: ATOLI!!!!!! I'm coming, just hang on! Ato-ooooooo.......
*Atoli and AK making out*
AK: ....... (This isn't what it looks like.)
Atoli: We're in LOVE!!!

Heh, I needed to do that... I just finished studying for Spanish. @_@ (Oro...)
Interestingly enough, the Zombie Survival Guide has no info on people having sex with zombies because no one was "dumb enough to attempt it"... Zombies have no living tissue, so it's beleived they cannot conceive, but hey... Atoli and AK would make fine test subjects. ^_^
(Zombie Survival Guide an ACTUAL book, very good read...)
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Postby Kuhnie! » Tue Apr 17, 2007 3:45 am

I say alkaid, she does come off as a bad ass, just like haseo comes off as.
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Postby ShinoBee » Tue Apr 17, 2007 9:14 am

I wouldn't mind seeing some Yowkow,Shino,&AtolixHaseo and some Endrance&SilabusxHaseo. Or maybe Yowkow, Shino, Atoli, Endrance, and Silabus should team up with a few other people...

Since I'm so confused, I think everyone should just have a coin toss to see who Haseo ends up with. Or he could just go all-out pimp like Kite.

If none of those work out, there's always Skeith[spoiler], who's been obviously lusting after Misaki Ryo for 7 freaking years even though Ryo was only 10 when he got date ra-I mean, data drained[/spoiler].

Translation: There's so many choices! I just can't choose! :x

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Postby TsukasaElkKite » Tue Apr 17, 2007 1:30 pm

AuraTwilight wrote:Tsukasa X Subaru for being one of, if not the only canon-supported pairing.

TsuXSu FTW! :D
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Postby Vahn Staffear » Tue Apr 17, 2007 3:55 pm

Zer0 wrote:Needs more HaseoxAtoli, or Shintoli :D
I agree.
Shintoli and Haseo x Atoli FTW

I'm also up for so Haseo x Bo if anyone has some, or Haseo x Saku :)

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Postby Mellow Grunty » Tue Apr 17, 2007 5:09 pm

silabus wrote:well i'm startin to think that everyone thinx that haseo is gay ,the only gai is endrance

You forgot Hiiragi and the Azure Knights.

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Postby AuraTwilight » Tue Apr 17, 2007 10:29 pm

Endrance isn't gay either, he's a pansexual. He'll tap anything that gives him affection. Even AI's.
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Postby Annwyn » Tue Apr 17, 2007 11:29 pm

I worry about him.

Gotta agree though.

I'm not really one for yaoi/slash/whatever it's called...but when it comes to the girls...put Alkaid and Natsume together, or Alkaid and Atoli, or Shino and Atoli, and you have my attention. 8D

I thought about Kuhn/Natsume the other day, but my heart thrives for Kuhn/Pai.

...Oh wait, this is a Haseo pairing thread.

Yeah, I'm gonna stand by ShinoBee. You know Skeith is his one true love. And the stuff in the spoiler tag was the funniest thing I read all day. XD
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Postby Red Frost » Tue Apr 17, 2007 11:58 pm

Annwyn wrote:Yeah, I'm gonna stand by ShinoBee. You know Skeith is his one true love. And the stuff in the spoiler tag was the funniest thing I read all day. XD


...Skeith X Innis.
*Atoli and Haseo spar with their Avatars*
Haseo: RAAAAAHHH!!!
Atoli: Haaaaaa!
Haseo: IT'S OVER!!!!! Whut the?
Atoli: ...Oh my...
Haseo: NO! BAD SKEITH!!! You DON'T do that!
Atoli: OHH! Maybe they'll have babies!!!

I'm sorry, I'm having way too much fun...
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Postby CalistoDivinity » Wed Apr 18, 2007 1:09 am

Red Frost wrote:
Annwyn wrote:Yeah, I'm gonna stand by ShinoBee. You know Skeith is his one true love. And the stuff in the spoiler tag was the funniest thing I read all day. XD


...Skeith X Innis.
*Atoli and Haseo spar with their Avatars*
Haseo: RAAAAAHHH!!!
Atoli: Haaaaaa!
Haseo: IT'S OVER!!!!! Whut the?
Atoli: ...Oh my...
Haseo: NO! BAD SKEITH!!! You DON'T do that!
Atoli: OHH! Maybe they'll have babies!!!

I'm sorry, I'm having way too much fun...


....
That is honestly the best thing I have read all day.

WIN, RED FROST. D:
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Postby Bulletcatcher » Wed Apr 18, 2007 1:21 am

Red Frost wrote:
Annwyn wrote:Yeah, I'm gonna stand by ShinoBee. You know Skeith is his one true love. And the stuff in the spoiler tag was the funniest thing I read all day. XD


...Skeith X Innis.
*Atoli and Haseo spar with their Avatars*
Haseo: RAAAAAHHH!!!
Atoli: Haaaaaa!
Haseo: IT'S OVER!!!!! Whut the?
Atoli: ...Oh my...
Haseo: NO! BAD SKEITH!!! You DON'T do that!
Atoli: OHH! Maybe they'll have babies!!!

I'm sorry, I'm having way too much fun...


XD

'nuff said.

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Postby Wan » Wed Apr 18, 2007 3:19 am

All I gotta say is people are getting a little carried away with wanting a fictional character to date a so and so character :lol: .
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Postby ShinoBee » Wed Apr 18, 2007 4:09 am

Wan wrote:All I gotta say is people are getting a little carried away with wanting a fictional character to date a so and so character :lol: .


It gets even moar funny once the pr0n kicks in, which sometimes levels up to fandom wank...I could give you one dirty, spoiler-filled (to extreme newbies) link to show my honest opinion on who Haseo should end up with, but I won't since no linkage to pr0n is allowed.

That and PAIRING DISCUSSION IS SERIOUS BUSINESS!!!1

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Postby Wan » Wed Apr 18, 2007 4:15 am

ShinoBee wrote:
Wan wrote:All I gotta say is people are getting a little carried away with wanting a fictional character to date a so and so character :lol: .


It gets even moar funny once the pr0n kicks in, which sometimes levels up to fandom wank...I could give you one dirty, spoiler-filled (to extreme newbies) link to show my honest opinion on who Haseo should end up with, but I won't since no linkage to pr0n is allowed.

That and PAIRING DISCUSSION IS SERIOUS BUSINESS!!!1


With all that energy one would think getting your own significant other is a more important goal than a fictional characters :lol: .
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Postby CalistoDivinity » Wed Apr 18, 2007 4:21 am

ShinoBee wrote:
Wan wrote:All I gotta say is people are getting a little carried away with wanting a fictional character to date a so and so character :lol: .


It gets even moar funny once the pr0n kicks in, which sometimes levels up to fandom wank...I could give you one dirty, spoiler-filled (to extreme newbies) link to show my honest opinion on who Haseo should end up with, but I won't since no linkage to pr0n is allowed.

That and PAIRING DISCUSSION IS SERIOUS BUSINESS!!!1


and Lol @ .hack pr0n.
THEM CRAZY JAPANESE!

I have about 5 folders filled with it.

I would like to see what IS THIS NONSENSE YOU WILL NOT LINK.
PM plz. >:
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Postby ShinoBee » Wed Apr 18, 2007 4:24 am

CalistoDivinity wrote:
ShinoBee wrote:
Wan wrote:All I gotta say is people are getting a little carried away with wanting a fictional character to date a so and so character :lol: .


It gets even moar funny once the pr0n kicks in, which sometimes levels up to fandom wank...I could give you one dirty, spoiler-filled (to extreme newbies) link to show my honest opinion on who Haseo should end up with, but I won't since no linkage to pr0n is allowed.

That and PAIRING DISCUSSION IS SERIOUS BUSINESS!!!1


and Lol @ .hack pr0n.
THEM CRAZY JAPANESE!

I have about 5 folders filled with it.

I would like to see what IS THIS NONSENSE YOU WILL NOT LINK.
PM plz. >:


Ayte. Thing is, it's HENTAI. I'm having hard time with .hack//GU hentai, but the yaoi fanbase just spawned quickly, especially in 2chan!

All I'm gonna hint out is that [spoiler]if only Sora knew that it's all gonna get back at him later...[/spoiler]

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Postby Red Frost » Wed Apr 18, 2007 4:27 am

Thank you Bulletcatcher, I found it amusing, too. XD

And CalistoDivinity... that was my first "WIN" ever... *sniffle* Thank you!

Okay, we's talking bout pics again... Any good Atoli X Haseo and Haseo X Alkaid ones (not of the... "bad" nature)? I am VERY happy with those Haseo X Bordeaux pics, those made me so happy... I'm gonna show my sis and she won't know what the hell I'm talking about! ^_^

Pairing is fun...
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Postby ShinoBee » Wed Apr 18, 2007 4:36 am

Red Frost wrote:Thank you Bulletcatcher, I found it amusing, too. XD

And CalistoDivinity... that was my first "WIN" ever... *sniffle* Thank you!

Okay, we's talking bout pics again... Any good Atoli X Haseo and Haseo X Alkaid ones (not of the... "bad" nature)? I am VERY happy with those Haseo X Bordeaux pics, those made me so happy... I'm gonna show my sis and she won't know what the hell I'm talking about! ^_^

Pairing is fun...


Fact: I am having a hard time finding hetero pairings art. Most of the stuff I see is yaoi, 99.1% of it Haseo-uke. XD Most are pretty explicit, too...

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Postby CalistoDivinity » Wed Apr 18, 2007 4:38 am

ShinoBee wrote:
CalistoDivinity wrote:
ShinoBee wrote:
Wan wrote:All I gotta say is people are getting a little carried away with wanting a fictional character to date a so and so character :lol: .


It gets even moar funny once the pr0n kicks in, which sometimes levels up to fandom wank...I could give you one dirty, spoiler-filled (to extreme newbies) link to show my honest opinion on who Haseo should end up with, but I won't since no linkage to pr0n is allowed.

That and PAIRING DISCUSSION IS SERIOUS BUSINESS!!!1


and Lol @ .hack pr0n.
THEM CRAZY JAPANESE!

I have about 5 folders filled with it.

I would like to see what IS THIS NONSENSE YOU WILL NOT LINK.
PM plz. >:


Ayte. Thing is, it's HENTAI. I'm having hard time with .hack//GU hentai, but the yaoi fanbase just spawned quickly, especially in 2chan!

All I'm gonna hint out is that [spoiler]if only Sora knew that it's all gonna get back at him later...[/spoiler]
Pft, Hentai, yaoi, yuri, IT'S ALL GOOD FOR ME. You're right, yaoi spread like AIDS when it came to G.U. D: Probably because of it's OMG MAN-HAREM for Haseo. Lol polygomy. =D

And Red Frost, amazingly, I find so little HaseoxAtoli and HaseoxAlkaid. Its difficult to find. D:

WELL, here's only SOME HaseoxAtoli pics, I could never find HaseoxAlkaid. D':
http://frepper.hp.infoseek.co.jp/dothack11.html
http://frepper.hp.infoseek.co.jp/dothack12.html
http://frepper.hp.infoseek.co.jp/ITADAKI/itadaki03.html
http://frepper.hp.infoseek.co.jp/ITADAKI/itadaki06.html

All done by the same artist excluding the last two, because I love FLAPPER. 8D

And yeah, I know what you mean about the whole yaoi thing, admittedly, the only yaoi pairing I lovelovelove is HaseoxAzure Kite. That's why I try to hetero and yuri up pairings a lot. >:
G.U. needs more yuri, damnit.
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