Things ROOTS characters never say

The Azure Wind · Post by **The Azure Wind** » Tue Feb 13, 2007 9:39 am

Phyllo Offline: Yess I actually survive the cancer now I can tell my friends online Im... *hit by a trucK*

Rin [Of the Twilight Sky] · Tue Feb 13, 2007 11:17 am

Haseo: Phyllo, why do you keep calling Ovan an 'eccentric man'?
Phyllo: Because not only is Ovan badass, but he's got an OVEN on his arm! Real men cook on the go.
Haseo: ...An oven?
Phyllo: You mean you never noticed?
Haseo: ... >>
-Eight months later when Ovan comes back...-
Ovan: It was such a small seed... I decided to raise it.
Haseo: Then what the hell have you been cooking in there all this time?
Ovan: Good question! Let's find out! -unlocks oven-
-Suspense-
Ovan: It's a... Soufflé!
Tabby: -appears out of nowhere and screams- I WANT SOME!
-the soufflé falls-
Ovan: ...It fell. TABBY YOU &@^$*&$@!&%#!!
-In a flash, Tabby is dead on the floor-
Ovan: -sigh- Guess I'll have to blame this one on Tri-Edge again.

Bulletcatcher · Post by **Bulletcatcher** » Tue Feb 13, 2007 6:39 pm

Saburo: I don't get your analogy. =\
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Haseo: Forest of Pain... An event that can make you stronger?... Sounds stupid.
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Azure Kite: *Floats in and explodes into Kite*
Yata and Pi: Wow...
Haseo: D: *squeals*
Kuhn: Hah hah, this is gonna be great... *sits back and watches*

iuliathe3rd · Post by **iuliathe3rd** » Wed Feb 14, 2007 1:10 pm

lol So many funny jokes so far, I'm lovin' it!

Shino: Screw you emo kid.
Haseo:

shio · Post by **shio** » Wed Feb 14, 2007 2:27 pm

Tabby: phyllo, stop following me *running from phyllo
Phyllo: i have a cat fetish, now shut up and let me pet you

haseo89 · Post by **haseo89** » Wed Feb 14, 2007 3:40 pm

AK*whi dos this haseo kid keep caeing after me
AB*becus ovan framd you fr killing the kids love
AK*Im gana kill that basterd

AK=azur kite

AB=azur bolmung

Annwyn · Post by **Annwyn** » Wed Feb 14, 2007 3:42 pm

Saburou: *Anything that isn't confusing*

The Azure Wind · Post by **The Azure Wind** » Wed Feb 14, 2007 9:10 pm

Saburou: I love Pie no not that pi yeah PIE!!!!
Pi: Hey

Shikuza_Ame · Post by **Shikuza_Ame** » Wed Feb 14, 2007 11:18 pm

(Takes place when Haseo enters HiddenForbiddenWaterfalls and Shino thinks it's ovan, so she gets closer to him and leans on his chest, sorta)

(Shino)"Can I....stay like this...for a while..?"
(Haseo) "Yea su-"
(Shino) *farts*
(Haseo)

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(When Ovan enters the cathedral and Shino runs towards him)

(Shino) "O...van...!"
(Ovan) "Shi..no.....no...go...leave!"
(Shino)"OO....VAAN!"
(Ovan)"This was....a mistake...please....leave!!"
(Shino)"OO-VV-AAN!!?!
(Ovan)"God-Damn, you....!!"
(Shino) *Trips with her head faceflat on the floor*
(Ovan)

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(When Shino gets killed by Ovan and Haseo is right there with her.)

(Haseo) "Repth!" , "Al-Repth!"
(Shino) *_*
(Haseo) "Shino! Shino! Wake up Shino!"
(Shino) *_*
(Haseo) "Answer your phone Shino!!"
(Shino) *_*
(Haseo) "Why arn't you picking up?!"
(Shino) *_*
(Haseo) "SSSHHIIN--
(Shino) *Farts*
(Haseo)

!!!

haseoxth · Post by **haseoxth** » Sun Feb 18, 2007 10:50 am

Phyllo:who told you i had cancer?i used that as an excuse to stop playing games.....

-Loveless- · Post by **-Loveless-** » Sun Feb 18, 2007 4:49 pm

Haseo: Great place for leveling up...sounds boring. I'll go make me some ramen before I do that!

Kouen · Post by **Kouen** » Sun Feb 18, 2007 5:49 pm

Naobi: Clip my toenails b*tch!
Ender: Yes Master Yata.
....
-thud-
Naobi: AHHHHHHHH MY TOES!! USE THE TOENAIL CLIPPERS!!!
Ender: What toenail clippers? I use my knife to clip my toenails all the time.
Tawaraya: Figures why your shoes are always wet with blood.
Ender:..... shuddap.

Quill · Post by **Quill** » Tue Feb 20, 2007 12:17 am

[Haseo enters the Cathedral. He gasps at Shino falling back.]

Haseo: *Gasp!*

[Shino hangs in the air for a moment. Then another. And another. Eventually Haseo walks up to Shino]

Haseo: "You're stuck, aren't you?"

Shino: "Shut up and call the CC Corp support desk!"

amayon · Post by **amayon** » Mon Mar 05, 2007 4:37 am

Quill wrote:[Haseo enters the Cathedral. He gasps at Shino falling back.]

Haseo: *Gasp!*

[Shino hangs in the air for a moment. Then another. And another. Eventually Haseo walks up to Shino]

Haseo: "You're stuck, aren't you?"

Shino: "Shut up can call the CC Corp support desk!"

Hahaha..... Oh my. I can't breathe. Definitely the best so far

Requiem · Post by **Requiem** » Mon Mar 05, 2007 4:58 pm

*screen goes inverted colors, and Ovan is walking through town while everybody isn't moving*

Ovan: God damn, what's with the lag? It's worse than Lower Juno over here...

-Loveless- · Post by **-Loveless-** » Wed Mar 07, 2007 9:40 am

SHino; Let's trade our lovers!
Tabby: Yes! I will!
-swap Ovan for Haseo, Haseo for Ovan-
Shino; Yay! I gots me a Haseo!

Quill · Post by **Quill** » Mon Mar 19, 2007 9:48 pm

[Tabby and Phyllo are at the bridge. Tabby is sitting on the ground with he back to the railing.]

Tabby: "Phyllo, why do you always sit there?"

Phyllo: "Because nothing bad is bound to happen while I'm sitting here."

[A tidal wave washes over the bridge taking Phyllo with it. The water clears and Tabby calls out over the rail.]

Tabby: "You sure about that?!"

----- EDIT 2007/04/10 -----

[Haseo and Phyllo meet for the first time.]

Phyllo: "...And you blame you short comings on other people."

Haseo: "Aw, this game is so complicated! How do I learn how to do all this?"

Phyllo: "Haseo..."

Haseo: "Yes?"

Phyllo: "RTFM!"

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For those who don't know, RTFM stands for Read The Fair Manual. Fair is not exact word but the meaning is still there.

----- EDIT 2007/04/12 -----

Sakisaka: "Shino! How did you get 5 feet taller!?"

Shino: "I'm the same, Sakiaka. Some joker's switched your goggles with magnifying glasses."

[Haseo is snickering in the background]

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Haseo: "What is in that box of your anyway?"

Ovan: "I'll show you."

[Presses a button. There is the sound or water boiling and steam comes from the top of box. Moments later a small cup pops out.]

Ovan: "It's the ultimate espresso machine."

Quill · Post by **Quill** » Wed May 02, 2007 4:56 am

Last post is getting too long.

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[Tabby is playing with Nazo Grunty]

Tabby: "Up we go."

[Throws Nazo Grunty into the air]

Nazo: "Wheeeee! Higher!!!!

Tabby: "OK!"

[Throws Nazo real hard]

Nazo: "GAAAAAAAH!" [Chop-chop-chop]

Tabby: "GAH! Right in the ceiling fan!"

Darkmetrau · Post by **Darkmetrau** » Wed May 02, 2007 7:54 am

shino: ""wake up Haseo....wake up ..."
Haseo: "mmm"
Shino: "wake up Haseo...the matrix has you..."
Haseo: "mmmmzzzzz"
shino: "you see this its not real its a computer stuck in the back of your head"
Haseo: "zzz yeah great"
shino: "dose some slow matrix moves in the air" "waaaa" shino hits Haseo with a chair
Haseo: "wtf woman"
shino: "like i said Haseo the matrix has you"
Haseo: "have you been smoking crack?"
shino: (pause)
shino:: "yes yes i have"

tri edge comes in doing the YMCA dance

BadRPiggy · Post by **BadRPiggy** » Wed May 02, 2007 3:36 pm

Sakisaka: Hey TABBY YOUR FINNALLY here I do love babysitting you so?
Tabby: Fan Service Fan Service Fan Service Fan Service!
Sakisaka: Yeah I think my googles are cool to.
Tabby: Fan Service Fan Service Fan Service Fan Service Fan Service Fan Service Fan Service Fan Service Fan Service.
Sakisaka: What you think I'm annoying and to enthusiastic!?!?!