Things ROOTS characters never say

[ShinoBee]

Haseo: I'm a pimp!
Shino: *pimp slaps Haseo* That's my line!
Haseo: Then what am I?
Shino: You're a ho. Now shut up and be quiet.
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Bordeux: *gets PKed by Gord*
Gord: Damnit, don't interrupt me while I'm reading my yaoi doujinshi!

[Alkaid_loves_Haseo]

Lmao!

Haseo: Bordeaux, when I PK'ed you, it was just to get a good look at your ass. Sorry.

Bordeaux: It's okay. That's why I kept trying to PK you as well.

[twinbladePker]

ovan: will you join me and search with me?
haseo: yea..im done wit this game im gona go play outside or somthing
*logs off*
ovan:...

[Alkaid_loves_Haseo]

Haseo: *Kicks a chim chim*

*Someone taps Haseo's sholder and he turns around*

Chim Chim Army: How would you like it, punk? *Begin kicking him*

[twinbladePker]

Haseo: *Kicks a chim chim*

*Someone taps Haseo's sholder and he turns around*

Chim Chim Army: How would you like it, punk? *Begin kicking him*

yay finnaly somone agrees chim chims should pwn anyone who kicks them
chim chim edge punishers ftw!

[Alkaid_loves_Haseo]

They should so pawn my cousin then. He loves to kick them. T-T poor chim chims. R.I.P.

[twinbladePker]

*haseos siting when all of a sudden a rock hits its head(
haseo:Ouch
*gets flashbacks of R:1 when he was sora*
Haseo:ohhh now i remember
*shinos in the cathedral*
*haseo puts his blades to her neck*
Haseo:member addres please
Shino: you have my member adress dumass!
Haseo: oh i do..
Haseo:eh
*pks shino*
Azure kite: Murderer!
Haseo:witness!
*azure kite warps*
Haseo then begins his search for him

[Alkaid_loves_Haseo]

Lmao!

AK: *Looks at Aura* Mommy, why can't we ever watch tv too? I don't wanna PK Mr. Scaryman.

Aura: No sweetie, go finish off Ovan.

AB: Mother, might we be able to rest for a day or so?

Aura: No sweetie, go finish off Ovan.

AO: Mom, can I marry Haseo?

Aura: Of course. Have a blast.

AK and AB: How come he gets a yes?

Aura: Because he's in love!

AK: Well, if I marry Haseo too, can I watch tv?

Aura: Sure, why not.

AB: And if I marry Haseo, can I rest for a day?

Aura: Sure.

AK, AB, and AO: I'll race you! *Race out door and tackle Haseo*

Haseo: Why me?

AK, AB, and AO: Because that way, we can be free!

Haseo: Why don't I marry all three of you then?

AK, AB, and AO: Okay!*Run to alter*

[Thyried]

Although that would probably be better in the G.U. one, it's still so funny!

[Alkaid_loves_Haseo]

Well, AK's in Roots, so whatever. Lol.

[ShinoBee]

Shino: I'm not going to be a coward like Aura.
Aura: *comes out, looking like Jabba the Hutt* What did you so, you little human?!
Shino: Haseo, this is what happens when you eat too much pocky and junk food. Remeber to always exercise after playing The World for a long time.
Haseo: EW IT LOOKS JUST LIKE YOU, SHINO!
Shino: Asshole! And I just started falling in love with you! *runs off crying*
Haseo: *looks at Aura* So where's your slave princess and carbonite dude?
Aura: You know, that's a good idea. Azure Knights! *Azure knights arrive* Go fetch me a slave princess!
Haseo: What about the carbonite dude?
Aura: *looks at Haseo*
Haseo: *runs*
Aura: Poopie. I'll get you later! *leaves*
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Yata: So where's that little lolita girl?
Phyllo: She appears in the third game, I'm supposed to only flashback about her, while it's censored to the audience.
Yata: Phyllo!
Pai: For saying that, we must...KILL YOU.

[Alkaid_loves_Haseo]

LMAO!!!!!!!! That one takes the cake!

[ShinoBee]

LMAO!!!!!!!! That one takes the cake!

Which one?

[Alkaid_loves_Haseo]

Both.

[ShinoBee]

Shino: Haseo, I don't want to talk to you!
Haseo: Shino, I'm sorry, I know that you really love Ovan, though he doesn't like you back.
Shino: ...What did you just say?
Haseo: Ovan doesn't share the same feelings as you?
Shino: No. Cocking. Way. *takes staff out* Oh Ovan...
Haseo: *turns pink* Shino, I admire your strong will. It makes me feel all squishy in the inside. <3

[Quill]

*haseos at gamestop*
Haseo: i think ill buy this lets see [ The world ]
*flips to the back*
WARNING:playing The world could resault in gloating, losing your gf,
and long term use of the word "grunty"

[Continues]

Haseo: "Whoa! This game sounds dangerous and my Mum will never approve of it. I have to get it."

[TwilightoftheDragon]

Aina: Look at me! Look at me! I've got a speaking part!




...>_> <_< *has no sense of humour* I tried. DX

[SilabuZZZ]

Yep..You guys is perfectly funny... ..You should bring your funny ideas to Creative Writing forum

[Quill]

Easier said than done. These jokes work well as we can write them as though it were a script.

If they were translated to another form, such as a fan fic, some of the jokes maybe lost.

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[Tawalaya enters the lower chambers of TaN's @Home.]

Tawalaya: Sorry I'm late, Ender. Have you been waiting long?

[Ender looks up from a hand made, 1/5th scale replica of Westminster Abby.]

Ender: "No, not really."

[Reon]

Haseo:You know, I have a life outside of this game.
Tabby:Really? Me too.
Shino:Yeah, so do I actually...weird.
Ovan:...(jerks)....

Sorry if it sucked, kind of based of the world of warcraft from southpark