Things ROOTS characters never say

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She's the one who told me about Ovan/his sis as a pairing. :D I find it wrong, but that's what this section's for, right? :D
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Alkaid_loves_Haseo wrote:That's sad. I was sad when Phyllo died. T-T
I was sad when I knew too. :(
Also, it's also because it's said that he's the first character to die in all .hack.

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Saburou: Y'know, metaphors are lame. Even more lame than this stupid PC. I'll use my old one and use sarcasm instead of metaphors.
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ovan: haseo you must be carefull latley there are many PKs
Haseo: PKS?
ovan: player killers they lurk on othe-
haseo: one sec
*haseo takes off m2d*
ryou: what?
dad: youve been on your computer all day dont you want to go out and socilze with your friends?
ryou: I Am retard im on an MMO with millions of players using teamspeak!
dad: im not an retard.. :(
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Shino: Ovan!
*sees Naobi and Ovan cybering*
Haseo: w00t! Go Ovan!
Shino: ...And that will be 20000000 GP.
Naobi: Ender, can you pay this time?
Ender: H-
*Naobi and Ender accounts get banned for illegal activity*
Ovan: *PKs Shino*
Haseo: *looking away, looks back* Shino!
Ovan: ...Some guy in orange named Tri-Edge did it.
*Yata and Pai arrive*
Haseo: Dude, I already know. You two are actually Naobi and Ender.
Yata: *gasp* I'm not smart! NOOOO!
Pai: ****.
-----------------
B-Set: Shino...
Shino: I see you're back, B-Set.
B-Set: I think I just went gay for you.
Shino: ...Wanna cyber?
B-Set: Sure thing!
-----------------
Haseo: sdkjfdsaouweiajfddsajfsa
Tabby: Haseo, STFU with that ****.
Haseo: dssdfjsdakfjldj
*IRL*
Misaki *has baby on lap clicking the keyboard*: Damnit, why am I left to babysit?
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Shino: *puts her head down on Haseo's chest* Haseo...can I stay like this for a bit?
Haseo: Get off me, manipulative ****!
Shino: Wanna fight?
*both start fighting, crowd suddenly comes in*
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*shino and haseo hugging at the waterfalls*
shino:can we stay like this for a while?
haseo: yeah..wtf?
dad: HEY RYOU!
haseo: dad?
dad: hey son i made a charcter like you im a beast lvl 2 steam gunner
haseo: get out of here!
shino: ill leave you two alone :D
haseo:no wait
shino: 8warps*
haseo: -.-
dad:well c yea later im doing a quest
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Yata: Pi, can I ask you something?

Pi: Yes, Master Yata. Of course.

Yata: Have you ever considering telling Haseo how old you are, so he'll stfu with the "old hag" stuff? He's starting to piss me off with it. Next time he does it, I'm gonna PK him, I sware.

Haseo: Hey Yata, what's up? I see the o...

*Yata attacks him.*

Yata: There. I said I'd do it.

Haseo's ghost: I was gonna say ovan theory was true, huh? Not old hag.

*Yata attacks his ghost.*

Yata: Stfu, already! How so I kill you?
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Ovan: Haseo..there is something I must tell you...I........*long silence*

Haseo: what's the deal Ovan? Spit it out already

Ovan: *lowers head*...Haseo I...am rather emo in real life, and I can't stand it

Haseo: You're telling me, sheesh. The amount of hate mail I get for being "emo Sasuke" in this other dimension is really a killer, I mean seriously!

Ovan: Haseo...I want to put this steam gun to my head and end it all this instant..

Haseo: so what's stopping you, emovan?

Ovan: I'm too depressed to pull the trigger..

Haseo: *sighs*..welcome to "my world"
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*Haseo runs into Sasuke*

Haseo and Sasuke: Hey! Why do you look like me?

Both: Stop that!

Both: Don't make me kill you!

Both *Turn away* Must be a prank mirror....
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Sakaki: Because you lack hatred...

Haseo: *whispering* psst....wrooooong place, "Itachi"...geez.

Sakaki: *confused* ..hm? But Sasuke I thought...ooooohhhhh...riiight.......you're "Haseoooo" here....*sweatdrops*

Haseo: idiot...

Sakaki: *activating Mangekyo Sharingan, trapping Haseo in a Genjutsu where Sasuke is "normal"*

Haseo: AHHHHH!!! IT BURNS!!! THE REALITY BURNS!!!!!

Sakaki: Heh heh..still got it
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LMAO! :D That was great!
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*Tri-edge attacks Phyllo*
Tri-edge: .......................
Phyllo: .....huh?
Tri-edge: *eyes sparkle* YOU ARE SO CUTE!!!!! KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!! *hugs Phyllo tightly*
Phyllo: Let... go... of... me... *whacks Tri-edge with staff* Ha, take that!
Tri-edge: WAAAAAAAAAAH, YOU'RE SO MEAN!!!!!!! *PKs Phyllo*
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Kuhn: Pi, I'm done manwhoring. I'm ready for commitment----

*Sees Pi and Yata making out.*

Kuhn: WTF? Isn't he old enough to be your dad?

Yata: Nope. You can join in if you want, Kuhn.

*Kuhn sits in corner rocking back and forth.*

Kuhn: I'll never look at them the same again.....

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Or, just Kuhn saying: "I give up on the ladies. I like Haseo better!"
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:lol: . And just FYI, Pi is actually some years older than Yata.
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That's why they said he wasn't. Lol. :D
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shino: Im a guy 8)
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twinbladePker wrote:shino: Im a guy 8)

lmao
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*haseos at gamestop*
Haseo: i think ill buy this lets see [ The world ]
*flips to the back*
WARNING:playing The world could resault in gloating, losing your gf,
and long term use of the word "grunty"
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Ovan: I'm leaving now, Haseo....

Haseo: Hey, you know there's a st.....

*Ovan get's his lock caught on stick.*

Ovan: Damn lock...
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B-Set: Look it's a trap.
Gord: Hey!
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Shino: Why did I began liking Haseo? I like Ovan.

Ovan: Why did I began liking Haseo? I like Shino.

Haseo: I have both Shino AND Ovan, so I win!
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