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Re: Corrupt a wish

Post by AZURE-KITE » Fri May 09, 2014 8:37 pm

Granted, but your perfect sandwich never comes back, then a Cinnamon Bun company rises up again; destroying all sandwiches instead and creating a Cinnamon Bun world~

I wish for shexy time with a shexy someone!

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Re: Corrupt a wish

Post by Haseo{Terror of Death} » Fri May 09, 2014 8:42 pm

Granted, you and this sexy someone dress up in latex and hump balloons until one of you um... climaxes. Now... um... yeah... shexy time.

Uhhh I wish I knew what a real sexy time was.

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Re: Corrupt a wish

Post by AZURE-KITE » Fri May 09, 2014 8:53 pm

Granted! Now the image of me, making up with a guy and doing more Yaoi stuff censored in this page is carved into your mind c: That's a shexy time~

I wish for Haseo{ToD}'s next post to be in a color

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Re: Corrupt a wish

Post by GamerKale » Fri May 09, 2014 9:00 pm

That wish is beyond my power, as by necessity it would be in a fair number of colors. There's the background, the red title and username, the text itself. The list goes on.

I wish the G.U. games allowed you to build a character and Haseo was just required for certain story missions.

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Re: Corrupt a wish

Post by TheSorrow » Fri May 09, 2014 10:28 pm

Granted, you can build your character and you don't need to have Haseo on your team for most missions. However, the character you can build is a My Little Pony character and you can only customize it with MLP stuff, every other character in the game becomes a MLP character, and the entire OST of the game gets replaced by an endless loop of "Pink fluffy unicorn dancing on rainbows" o3o

I wish i could get a Bujinki Amaterasu tomorrow at the Yugioh Sneak Peek D;

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Re: Corrupt a wish

Post by GamerKale » Fri May 09, 2014 10:46 pm

I am okay with this.
Granted, but some guy on a motorcycle challenges you to a card game. He then beats you and takes the card.

I wish for ninja pizza.

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Re: Corrupt a wish

Post by TheSorrow » Fri May 09, 2014 10:54 pm

YOU TOO!?!
WHY
WHYYYYYYYYYYY
The pink fluffy song is kinda catchy though o3o
BUT WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY DDDDDDDDDX
Anyways u3u

Granted, but it has been eaten by some very ugly mutant turtle things. But don't worry, it'll come out. Eventually o3o

I wish for my wisdom tooth surgery-thing to heal.

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Re: Corrupt a wish

Post by GamerKale » Sat May 10, 2014 11:34 pm

YOUR WISH HAS BEEN GRANTED! With some minor transmogrifying side effects.
This is now you.
Image

I wish I was dandier.
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Re: Corrupt a wish

Post by Haseo_Dude » Mon May 12, 2014 12:17 am

DERPY!!!!!!!

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Re: Corrupt a wish

Post by KiteXX » Tue May 20, 2014 10:34 pm

Granted, you are now the last dandelion on earth, therefore being more dare I say...dandier...than the other compitition, however, the lawn your in, is frequently mowed.

I wish dragon age inquisition would help reclaim biowares lost reputation

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Re: Corrupt a wish

Post by BrinODea » Tue May 27, 2014 8:13 am

KiteXX wrote:Granted, you are now the last dandelion on earth, therefore being more dare I say...dandier...than the other compitition, however, the lawn your in, is frequently mowed.

I wish dragon age inquisition would help reclaim biowares lost reputation
Granted, it becomes an extremely revered game that when its sequel comes out, it pulls a Mass Effect and  creates and ending that goes over the majority of players heads! (Not trying to start a fight BTW)

I wish that I had pre-ordered Watch_Dogs!

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Re: Corrupt a wish

Post by Haseo_Dude » Fri Jun 06, 2014 4:55 pm

Granted, however the game becomes hacked and is not in stock anymore for any release.

i wish i had my drivers licence already (im 16 1/2)

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Re: Corrupt a wish

Post by Kaori » Fri Jun 06, 2014 10:00 pm

Haseo_Dude wrote:Granted, however the game becomes hacked and is not in stock anymore for any release.

i wish i had my drivers licence already (im 16 1/2)
I am Groot.

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Re: Corrupt a wish

Post by kaqs » Fri Jul 11, 2014 10:53 am

Haseo_Dude wrote:Granted, however the game becomes hacked and is not in stock anymore for any release.

i wish i had my drivers licence already (im 16 1/2)
Granted, but you are now the size of a thumbtack.

i wish that a new zoids anime would come out

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Re: Corrupt a wish

Post by BrinODea » Fri Jul 18, 2014 10:01 pm

kaqs wrote:
Granted, but you are now the size of a thumbtack.

i wish that a new zoids anime would come out
Granted, by you never get to watch it.

I wish that I would finally get my degree.

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Re: Corrupt a wish

Post by GamerKale » Sat Aug 02, 2014 1:38 am

Granted, you get your degree, however they then discover that you don't have enough credit hours so they revoke it and kick you out of the school for academic dishonesty and you have to start all over again at a different, less prestigious school.

I wish for a nice big lemon meringue pie to throw in my brother's face next time I see him. :D

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Re: Corrupt a wish

Post by Azalan » Mon Aug 18, 2014 3:45 pm

Granted! But the pie is secretly full of nanites and your little brother turns into a giant robot while ab awe strucken kaori looks in wonder.

I wish i knew why it was so hard to find time to post on my rp on dothackers.

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Re: Corrupt a wish

Post by AZURE-KITE » Thu Aug 21, 2014 1:15 pm

Granted, you discover that it has been replaced by my project in progress that's not even complete yet and the dissapointment of this fact takes you to a deppresive phase in which you end up skinnier that you have ever been and nobody ever touches you again c:

I wish i could finally find a name for my rp project

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Re: Corrupt a wish

Post by Haseo_Dude » Thu Oct 23, 2014 5:47 pm

Granted your new name is Alex, its male and female name, but you cross-gender too many times that you don't know what gender you are.....have fun with that


i wish to go to an anime school and have a harem, and change my name to Kai

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Re: Corrupt a wish

Post by BrinODea » Fri Dec 05, 2014 6:58 pm

Haseo_Dude wrote: i wish to go to an anime school and have a harem, and change my name to Kai
Granted, but the anime you magically transferred into is rated Y, so only comedic scenes that involve you being the punch line happen, and your also never able to bath again cause nudity in any form is not allowed at all in this anime!

I wish my facial wasn't three different colors!

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